Porn Star Carey Shoots for Governor of California

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August 11, 2006

Gubernatorial Marey Carey.jpg

First, let me just say that probably my favorite word in the entire English language has to be "gubernatorial" - nothing says prestige in politics like a word that has a first syllable so similar to goober. Nevertheless, as per usual, I digress. At any rate, if you want to see a prestigious race for the seat of governor the best State in the Union has to be California, where a porn star hopes to grab a hold of the seat of current Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger.

According to Reuters' writer Dan Whitcomb (08/10/06), Marey Carey hopes that after failing to beat him in the 2003 election that this time around she'll manage to win against The Arnold. She announced her candidacy outside a Los Angeles County Elections office wearing a cream-colored ankle-length gown that displayed her implants to full advantage.

Her resolve is inspiring as she states, "I think I'm more serious now. As you can see, I'm dressed more seriously. I've got brown in my hair because brunettes are taken more seriously." Carey, back in December had publicized the fact that she lost weight, extensive new dental work and installed new, size 36-D tit-plants. Let's just say that the candidate continues to be candid as one observer at the event shouted out to Carey, "Mary, you're thinner!" The porn star graciously replied, "Thank you. Smoking cigarettes and quitting birth control."

As if that wasn't inspiring confidence enough, the adult performer also revealed the fact that she had been sober for 5 days, as she has decided to give up alcohol until after the election. If she wins that should make for one hell of a post-election win party or alternatively one heck of bender I suppose if she loses.

Her slogan is also inspirational as she proclaims, "Finally, a politician you want to be screwed by!"

They say, 'Politics makes strange bedfellows', so it should be no surprise I suppose that the incumbent is a former action star and his challenger is a current porn star. If she wins who knows maybe one day she could run for president, it might be sexy to see her duking it out with Hilary Clinton.

Posted by Will Peters at August 11, 2006 10:31 AM

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she looks like shit. you need to eat girl. i loved her more when she was chubby

Posted by: porkchop at August 19, 2006 2:11 PM

i dont like that girl.

Posted by: ANNODO at July 8, 2008 5:39 PM

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