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Porn Previews The World Cup

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June 13, 2014

Porn Previews The World Cup

The 2014 FIFA World Cup has started. Are you ready to find out who the favorites are and the schedule? Who am I kidding, I don't give any form of shit about soccer. If I did, I would be working for a soccer review site, now wouldn't I? A sports-minded coworker had to tell me that there are 11 players on each team. I didn't even know that. All I know about this sport is David Beckham and all I wonder is how his abs taste. Anyhow, I think it's obvious that my area of expertise is NOT this sport that involves a shit-ton of running, so I'm going to pretty much ignore the whole FIFA thing and instead focus on pornstars from the countries that are considered the "favorites" this year. And you'll notice I threw in some Top 10 search results for every country since the lists mostly are made up of XXX terms. Why is that? Because fuck sports; porn rules.

GermanyGermany:

Always the kinkiest of the bunch, Germany brings edge to this industry. Are they going to show that kind of gumption when they swarm the field? Who the hell knows! What I do know is that the country that gave us Oktoberfest and the balcony that Michael Jackson dangled his newborn son over also gave us Katja Kassin. I've seen her do all kinds of things and let's just say her Hershey Highway gets quite a bit of traffic. Actually, pulling up the top 10 searches for Germany shows that the #4 most searched term is anal, so kudos to Katja for giving her people what they crave.

ColombiaColombia:

I don't know much about Colombia, mostly because I'm ignorant, but I do know that they can boast Esperanza Gomez as one of their natural resources. OK, well not completely natural as those brilliant chest pillows of hers may have had some extra stuffing put up in there. Either way, those sweater puppies measure 36D and, in my books, that stands for DAMN fine. Esperanza is no stranger to playing the frisky housewife and this hot Latina fills out a pair of sheer stockings to perfection. Will Colombia bring that fire and dynamism to their plays in 2014? Who cares! Moving on.

BrazilBrazil:

I don't think you can even get "FIFA 2014" out of your mouth fast enough before someone starts talking about Brazil. All I need to know about that country is that it has truly beautiful women and their backsides are just as amazing as their frontsides. Gabriela Rossi may be retired these days, but she's probably played with as many balls as her nation's soccer team. Carmen Reyes is another Brazilian treat that I'd like to have on my team. Is that a foul? I never know.

Spain Spain:

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains. And lots of cum has been rained all over Brigitte B. too. Well, look at her! This blonde "Spanish Doll" (as she has tattooed on the back of her neck) hails from Barcelona. Her repertoire includes creampie and cumshot scenes as well as work in the big-boob, anal and interracial niches. It's too bad that she's not into the casting-couch genre as that looks to be one of the 10 most popular searches in her home country. I also want to give a shout out to Brigitte's country-mate, Rebeca Linares.

ItalyItaly:

I have a major love affair with Italy, well, mostly with pasta and Italian red wine, but hey. I also wouldn't mind a love affair with Rocco Siffredi or Barbarella. It would appear the Rocco is into directing more these days and I don't even think Barbarella is even still performing, but hey, a girl can dream. It's too bad that she's not since "MILF" is ranked #5 on the Top 10 global searches for Italy. At 51 years old, I'm betting Miss B is a still a very tasty specimen. I'd examine her astro-turf any day of the week, if you catch my drift.

France France:

Who comes from Lyon, France and has a Fleshlight modeled after her coochie? Well, that's Katsuni. She's retired now (and granted, looks more Asian), but you can still catch her around many sites spreading her gorgeous legs for a boner. Looking at the Top 10 search list for France and what pops up? Well, not soccer, I tell ya. It shows that horny French porn seekers are more interested in hentai, teens, Asian porn and amateur smut. They also dig either massage porn or just plain like the spa as "massage" takes the #3 position for Top 10 searches.

ArgentinaArgentina:

It looks like Argentineans are also interested in pornstars, but it looks like they're searching for Lisa Ann! Well, she wasn't born there nor does she reside in this South-American country. Who did hail from Argentina? Selena Castro! This natural DD-cup doll is curvy in all of the right places and she has done some work in the BBW genre. We even got her into our Rabbits tank. That's one big goal for us (or is it called a touchdown?). Argentina sure is big on the anal sex (according to their search info) and they're also on the teen and MILF train.

United KingdomUnited Kingdom:

There are tons of pornstars from the U.K. One of my faves certainly has to be Miss Sophie Dee. With those big blue eyes and massive tits, she can come into my zone any day. She's got a rear that can bring a tear to my eye and for that amazing asset she's appeared on several ass-themed sites. She's also appeared in squirting and gangbang porn and has performed with Lexington Steele. A soccer field might be green, but this performer ain't, and she's a true joy to cum to. It would seem that this region is also into Indian porn as well as lesbians, as those rank #2 and #5 respectively on their Top 10 searches.

Posted by April Scott at June 13, 2014 6:30 AM

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