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October 22, 2005
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12 Things they should change about porn:
1. Tell the guys not to make so much noise. (talking especially)
2. Don't film the guys butt so much. (try and have guys stand sideways of the camera, not at an angle; and don't let the cameraperson stand behind the guy)
3. Keep the guys bellybutton and feet out of the shot. (there's nothing like the best blowjob movie you've ever seen, until the P.O.V shot pics up the guys bare feet)
4. Keep the showing of his face to a minimum. (a
5 sec. shot of a guy moaning can really kill
the mood)
5. Don't use the camera angle that shows behind the guy between his legs.(I'm tired of seeing the depths of men's buttholes)
6. Don't have the guy slap women, spit in their mouths, choke them, and hold their noses closed. (it looks like they're mistreating an animal)
7. Don't make all porn for men and women. (make straight porn for straights and gay porn for gays,
and seperate niches for guys and girls in addition to that)
8. Try to make porn less graphic. (some movies are really good, until they get a little too personal)
9. Make porn search engines that actually work right (I don't like seeing gay deepthroat when I ask for straight deepthroat)
10. Above all else!!! 5 or 6 years worth of good porn were ruined for guys because these rules weren't followed. Start making porn the right way!
11. In P.O.V movies that show the girls shaking their butt, don't let the guys grab it! That ruins the essence of the entertainment!
12. Tell the guys to calm down and let the woman do her job, there's no reason for a guy to grab his penis, if there's a beautiful woman trying to take it from him. (it's like they're fighting over it)
Temper 2000 - avid porn conniseur
Posted by: temper2000 at September 15, 2009 7:14 PM