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What is it to fully immerse yourself in a porn xxx lifestyle? What are the trends happening behind the scenes? Is there adult news you haven't kept up to date on from around the world of xxx porn? Learn about new porn themes, how-to blurbs and interesting tidbits from the darkest corners of the xxx world. All porn is a pastiche and this miscellany of interesting facts, hardcore tidbits, legal issues and other strange occurrences in the world of smut will keep you hooked.

August 1, 2014

Rabbits In Review: July

Rabbits In Review: July

I can't even believe summer is almost over. You roam the shopping malls and see sullen teens sulking around knowing that their vacation time is just slipping through our fingers. Since I have already taken my vacation and am way past my high school years, what I'm dreading is winter! August is going to seemingly zoom into November and then it's winter boots, heavy jackets and pushing my car out of the snow. Well, I know I can keep warm at least once a month when I write up this blog. Many of our higher-scoring sites got an update this month and I'm excited to tell you about some new mega-sites, so let's hit it.

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July 2, 2014

Rabbits In Review: June

Rabbits In Review: June

Summer has finally hit this part of town and it's sweltering outside. Like, really! I think the elastic band on my undies melted on my way to work. Ha ha. Kidding! I don't wear underwear. Well, it's only going to get hotter, friends, as I'm about to talk about the new sites that were reviewed in the month of June and we're also highlighting Sara Jay this month. Break out the frozen margarita mix and the slip n' slide. We about to party!

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June 18, 2014

Turning To Pay Per View Porn

Turning To Pay Per View Porn
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I've been trying to get my brother to switch to a monthly plan with his cell phone company because he's been with them for years on a pay-as-you-go setup. Considering the amount of money he spends on texts, minutes and phones, a monthly plan would get cover all those things at a lower cost. When it comes to good pay per view, I can see the appeal of being able to just go up and buy exactly what you want and walk away with no extra strings attached. That's why I sometimes check out pay per view porn sites like ScoreOnDemand.

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June 13, 2014

Porn Previews The World Cup

Porn Previews The World Cup

The 2014 FIFA World Cup has started. Are you ready to find out who the favorites are and the schedule? Who am I kidding, I don't give any form of shit about soccer. If I did, I would be working for a soccer review site, now wouldn't I? A sports-minded coworker had to tell me that there are 11 players on each team. I didn't even know that. All I know about this sport is David Beckham and all I wonder is how his abs taste. Anyhow, I think it's obvious that my area of expertise is NOT this sport that involves a shit-ton of running, so I'm going to pretty much ignore the whole FIFA thing and instead focus on pornstars from the countries that are considered the "favorites" this year. And you'll notice I threw in some Top 10 search results for every country since the lists mostly are made up of XXX terms. Why is that? Because fuck sports; porn rules.

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June 1, 2014

Rabbits In Review: May

Rabbits In Review: May

It's that time again, dear friends. Rabbits In Review time, of course. The month of May has cum and it has gone. I bet there was actually quite a bit of cumming since May is, as I'm sure you know, National Masturbation Month. Well, around these here parts every month is Masturbation Month. Because we review porn, get it? OK, before I make any more bad jokes, let's talk about what's new and what's kind of new-ish.

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May 28, 2014

David S. Goyer Says She-Hulk Is A "Giant Green Pornstar."

David S. Goyer Says She-Hulk Is A Giant Green Pornstar.
Image courtesy of Vivid.

David S. Goyer, who has recently been a major power player for DC Comics on properties like the upcoming Batman v. Superman: Dawn Of Justice film and the Constantine television series, recently appeared on a screenwriter's podcast making comments that didn't sit too well with Marvel Comics fans. He claimed that "the Hulk was this classic male fantasy" appealing to geeky readers who were bullied. He went on to claim that She-Hulk was then an extension of that same power fantasy simply so the Hulk would have someone to get it on with. "So it's like if I'm going to be this geek who becomes the Hulk," he elaborated, "then let's create a giant green pornstar that only Hulk could fuck." Maybe he thinks this way because he saw that She-Hulk porn parody from Vivid starring Chyna or just watches too many HustlerParodies in general.

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May 1, 2014

Rabbits In Review: April

Rabbits In Review: April

I just came back from vacation, so you can imagine my state of mind. My brain is still sleeping and my hand is tingly from all that private time, so this must not be the charming masterpiece it usually is. I ain't saying I'm phoning it in, 'cuz I'm not. I am just saying my creative juices need to be topped up. Actually, I'm running low on a lot of bodily fluids. P.S - it's been raining FOREVER around these parts, so if you could send me some sunshine, that would be splendid.

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April 1, 2014

Rabbits In Review: March

Rabbits In Review: March

I was choosing a playlist to listen to while writing this month's installment of Rabbits In Review. It's my little routine. I take a long lunch with a margarita or two and then select a rockin' list of tunes to get my creative juices flowing. Hey, don't be hatin' - it's how I roll. I chose to put on "Pyjamas to Party Dress" on my preferred streaming music site. It's got funky beats and some songs might be a few years old, but they always get me grooving at my desk (It's Britney, Bitch, case in point). This is how I feel about the sites we reviewed and updated this month. True, some may have been around a while, but they get me squirming in my seat and they always offer delightful surprises.

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March 3, 2014

Rabbits In Review: February

Rabbits In Review: February

Whew! February has just flown by, hasn't it? The RISE Awards are done with until next year and the team is back to being completely immersed in writing and updating porn reviews. Our Marketing guy keeps sending me all these tasty sites that he's trying to get submitted and I must say we've got some real goodies for you in the coming months. But, for now, let's stick to the sites that crossed our desks and warmed our hearts (and other parts) this month.

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February 18, 2014

2014 RISE Awards Winners

2014 RISE Awards Winners

The time has come to hand out the 5th Annual RabbitsReviews RISE Awards! From the nominations process to the feedback from readers and webmasters to the discussions on Facebook and Twitter, this has been our biggest RISE Awards yet! Before we announce the winners, we just wanted to extend a warm thank you to everyone who participated and helped make this a great success. So, without further ado...

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February 14, 2014

Should X Art Expect Another Win for RISE 2014?

Should X Art Expect Another Win for RISE 2014?
Image courtesy of XArt


This isn't XArt's first rodeo as it took home our RISE Award for Oscar Quality Porn in 2013. This time it's nominated for Site of The Year and has once again made it on our short-list for the 2014 Oscar Quality Award. That's nothing to sneeze at. It claims to offer "beautiful erotica" and it does, but don't think that means it's all softcore all the time here.

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February 13, 2014

Will Tonights Girlfriend Hook Up With a Site of The Year Award?

Will Tonights Girlfriend Hook Up With a Site of The Year Award?
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Phoenix Marie, Kagney Linn Karter, Lisa Ann and Jayden Jaymes all make appearances on TonightsGirlfriend, which is a site that lets you play out all your raunchy fantasies and is also in the running to take home our 2014 RISE Award for Site of The Year.

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February 12, 2014

Porn Fidelity: Picking Up Chicks and Possibly RISE Awards

Porn Fidelity: Picking Up Chicks and Possibly RISE Awards
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Synonyms for "fidelity," include "dependability" and "commitment." And those are most definitely two things you can expect from PornFidelity, which is another 2014 nominee for our Site of The Year Award. The gorgeous Kelly Madison and her porn-performer husband, Ryan Madison, are committed to bringing you the hottest sex they can and you'll start to depend on them to get you off - and they'll deliver every time.

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February 11, 2014

Growing & Showing: Homegrown Video Nominated for Site of The Year

Growing & Showing: Homegrown Video Nominated for Site of The Year
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HomegrownVideo is name that many of you will know. In fact, some would argue it's synonymous with amateur porn. This site has been around since 1982, has 12 AVN Awards under its belt and is now in the running for our 2014 RISE Site of The Year Award. Apart from showcasing thousands of amateur and pro-amateur women in very compromising positions, it's the place to see XXX action starring pornstars before they were pornstars, like Sasha Grey, Vicki Vette and Gianna Michaels.

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February 10, 2014

Can Holly Randall Snap Up a Site of The Year Award?

Can Holly Randall Snap Up a Site of The Year Award?
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As you all know, it's RISE time around here. The RISE Awards are always a buzzing time in the office as nominees are submitted, narrowed down and strictly scrutinized by our experienced team. This year's nominees for the Site of The Year Award are powerhouses (as in past years), so it's not going to be easy selecting a winner. Over the course of the week, we'll be highlighting each of our five 2014 nominees for this category. Weigh in and let us know what you think of this year's contenders!

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February 3, 2014

Rabbits In Review: January

Rabbits In Review: January

OK, so we're mixing things up in 2014, people. We like to keep you guessing, so we're going to switch up how we do our monthly "top sites" blog around here. Instead of just naming the top sites of the month, we're going to give you a round-up of what's been going down in the Rabbit Hole. What networks did we just update? What new site is grabbing our attention? We also are going to shine a spotlight on a pornstar each month, so read on and stay tuned!

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January 24, 2014

The Nominees Are...

The Nominees Are...
The Nominees Are...

Hey-yo! We have the short list of nominees for the 2014 RISE Awards ready! Well, that's not entirely true. We have most of the nominees ready for you. The process of whittling down the nominees took longer than ever before this year, not only because we're offering more categories this year, but also because of the amazing amount of suggestions we received.

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January 7, 2014

Nominate Now For The 2014 RISE Awards

Nominate Now For The 2014 RISE Awards
Nominate Now For The 2014 RISE Awards

Do you know what time it is? Oh, I know what time it is. It's RISE time, people! Nominations are officially open for RISE 2014 and we need you to send us your favorites. We've come up with a fresh crop of categories for you, but are still offering the mainstays too, so surf on over to our RISE site and take a look at the new and core categories for this year.

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January 2, 2014

December's Top Porn Sites

December, Top, Porn, Sites
Top Porn Sites For December

I bet you're all dying to know the top sites for the last month of 2013, right? Did we finish off with a bang? (I'm sure many of us certainly did with a whimper, if you know what I mean.) This month gave us prolapsed assholes (my personal fave), along with straight dudes going gay, fetishes, hot teen performers with perfect tits, partying coeds, luscious lesbians, anal and interracial. It was a tasty month, let me tell you. I won't keep you in suspense, mostly because I'm still a little woozy from my New Year's Eve celebrations. Beer pong always seems like a good idea at first, doesn't it? Anywho, enjoy these gems!

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December 25, 2013

A Naughty 12 Days of XXXmas

XXX, Christmas, Porn
A Naughty 12 Days of XXXmas!

Well, the big day is here, my friends. And because we love to make anything and everything dirty here at RabbitsReviews, we bring to you our very own rendition of that popular Christmas song, "The 12 Days of Christmas." Please enjoy and have a safe and happy holiday, y'all! Cheers!

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December 3, 2013

November's Top Porn Sites

November, Top, Porn, Sites
Top Porn Sites For November

I cannot even believe that we're already heading into the holidays. I feel like I just wracked my brain for Christmas gifts and now I have to do it all over again. Not only is the task mentally draining, but then you actually have to fight the crowds at the stores to buy it all! Granted it can all be done online, but hey, who among us is really that organized that they can purchase and ship all those presents in time for the big day? Oh, you are? Well, whoopity shit for you, I ain't talking to your kind! I just have one piece of advice for all you big spenders out there. Take it easy on the cash and plastic as you'll want some green left over to spend on some of our top sites for last month. We have demure glam models, live cam performers, sexy Dommes, horny teens and even Japanese dolls with incredible legs. Trust me, these are a few holiday gifties that you'll want to give yourself - and you don't even need to wrap 'em.

Note: * Sites ranked using standard ranking system.

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November 1, 2013

October's Top Porn Sites

October, Top, Porn, Sites
Top Porn Sites For October

OK, I've had enough candy. I think I've been in a perma-sugar rush for the past week. And that was before Halloween when all of the good stuff was full price! I think it's time to indulge in another craving and hmm.. what could that be? Um. PORN. The sites we looked at this past month were sweeter than any confection and I know I've got a few aches from watching all the hot content (and those ain't in the mouth, if you know what I'm saying!). From nude male celebs to brand spanking new chicks to pornstars, facials, deep throating, cougars and hentai sex, there's a mega amount of variety. That's like a mini Twix wrapped in a Snickers encased in an Oh Henry and rolled in gummy bears. OK, I've made myself nauseous. Enjoy!

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October 24, 2013

What Does Smut Mean To You?

What Does Smut Mean To You?
Image courtesy of WetAndPuffy.

I told a friend of mine what I do for a living and she found it odd that people would pay for the exact same thing all the time. Part of the problem came from me oversimplifying my explanation as "I basically get paid to review smut for a living," because she defines smut to mean raunchy hardcore. This prompted someone else in the conversation to explain that there all kinds of porn besides just that. Some people like BDSM, others like MILF hardcore and I know several people who are fixated on babes with big tits and pussies that are WetAndPuffy. I wonder if everybody defines things differently. Exactly what does smut mean to you? I'm curious to know, so please leave your replies in the comments section.

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October 2, 2013

Top Porn Sites For September

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Top Porn Sites For September

September was apparently the month of the mega-site. Not only is this a pretty high-scoring list this month (kinda like my college grades!), out of the list I'm about to give you, six of them are mega-sites that will give you a buttload of porn at a pretty good price. So saddle up, people! There's famous pornstars, gonzo porn, teens, big tits, puffy pussies and amateur smut. If you're not looking for a mega porn site, perhaps you want to snuggle up with a bit of BDSM, Femdom, hardcore mobile movies, XXX parodies or international chicks? Those made the list this month too. Check 'em out. Note: * Sites ranked using standard ranking system.

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September 21, 2013

For Those Who Demand Porn That's A Little Different

For Those Who Demand Porn That's A Little Different
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I have friends who are pretty tired of most porn because to them, it's all the same. These days, they demand porn that's a little different than the rest of the smut out there. Lucky for them, I know of some hot porn sites that might be right up their alley. You might enjoy them as well, so I'll tell you about them right here. I'll start with a website called NudeSportVideos and go from there.

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September 7, 2013

Top Porn Sites For August

August, Top, Porn, Sites
Top Porn Sites For August

Can you even believe it's past Labor Day already? I can't even wrap my head around it. Summer vacations are over and students are on their way back to class. The days are even getting shorter. You know what hasn't changed, though? Our top sites blog! I'm still here bringing you the top-scoring sites each month. Admit it, you'd miss me. OK, so the naughty lineup this time includes vintage-lingerie-wearing vixens, footjobs, Asian honeys, pantyhose, solo chicks and some gay and shemale porn. So, I'll shut the eff up now and let you get to the porn perusin'. Enjoy. Note: * Sites ranked using standard ranking system.

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August 9, 2013

Meet The Writers

Meet The Writers

"You do WHAT for a living?"

This is a common question the writers at RabbitsReviews hear when they explain their jobs to people. They punch in, visit adult sites, watch porn for several hours, write the reviews and punch out. It might sound great on the outside, but remember that they don't just look at the type of porn they personally like, but all types of porn, so they need an open mind and an enjoyment of pornography that goes beyond the casual.

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August 8, 2013

Top 10 Funniest Porn Sites

Top 10 Funniest Porn Sites

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Mainstream porn sites are great for giving you something to look at while you beat your meat or flick your bean, but did you know that adult websites can also give you something to laugh at? We've looked at lots of hilarious sites over the last decade and we'd like to showcase 10 of the funniest here.

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August 7, 2013

Top 10 Films About Porn

Top 10 Films About Porn

When it came time to divvy up the Top 10 lists, I, being the resident office film nerd, immediately jumped on this one. And without hesitation I knew what was going to be number 1. As for the other nine spots, well, for those I had to sit down and think about all the movies I had seen that dealt with pornography in some way. The list ended up being pretty lengthy at first, but I made some cuts and shuffled things around and as I like to say to women as I pull down my pants, "I got 10 for you!"

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August 5, 2013

10 Things Porn Has Taught Me

10 Things Porn Has Taught Me

RabbitsReviews.com has been around for a decade now, but I joined the team later on in the game. In fact, I'm the newest of the writers on this here corner of the Internet. That doesn't mean I only started learning the ins and outs (get it? because of sex!) of the adult entertainment industry at that time, nor does it come close to meaning that I only started enjoying porn once I began working here. In fact, I had already learned a great deal from my experiences with porn. The following 10 points are the most important lessons porn has taught me over the years.

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10 Years of RabbitsReviews - Already?

10 Years of RabbitsReviews -Already?

Time flies. It's hard to believe, even for myself, that RabbitsReviews is already 10 years old. It's been quite a fun and exciting journey and one that continues to unfold. Despite the changes in the adult industry, we're still going strong, with 16 employees at our Montreal office and several off-site. Everyone is saying that tubes killed paysites, but I'm not seeing it. You, our loyal readers, are continuing to spend money on porn. As long as this continues, we will continue to increase the level of quality of our work and service to you. We're grateful for your continuous support and confidence in us!


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August 4, 2013

July's Top Porn Sites

July, Top, Porn, Sites
July's Top Porn Sites

The time has come again to give you the top sites for last month, people. Not only did we get to chat live with trannies, but we also checked out hentai sex, swingers, softcore beauties, nylon-loving mature hotties, spankings, cuckolding and peeing in undies. Talk about variety, right?! These sites are pretty specialized, but there are a couple or regular hardcore ones in there too, so if you prefer to see a tasty female specimen masturbating or fucking a lucky dude, you can catch them in this list as well. Enjoy.

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Funny Sex Sites and a Bit of Retro Porn

Funny Sex Sites and a Bit of Retro Porn
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Sometimes amid all of the hardcore cock sucking, pussy licking and hole ramming, you might want something a little different. Well, that's what I'm going to discuss today. All three I'm going to mention wouldn't necessarily fall under "funny sex sites," but one sure does. It's called DevilsFilmParodies. It falls into our various porn category since it doesn't quite fit anywhere else. It's quite a treat to see your fave shows get a hardcore makeover.

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July 18, 2013

Need A Date Idea? Masturbate Together!

Need A Date Idea? Masturbate Together!
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Some people like to go window shopping as a fun date, but if you're looking to really switch things up, then try making the shopping only the first part of the date. Get yourselves in the mood not by shopping at clothing stores and the like, but rather at locations that specialize in selling FuckingRobots and other sex toys. Whether you buy something or not, afterward, you should go home and masturbate together. Think about it. How fun is going to a hoity-toity wine tasting together compared to jacking off together? This obviously isn't recommended as a first date (unless you can tell your partner is kinky, anyway), but it should be a lot of fun for those of you who have reached the having sex stage in your relationships.

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July 2, 2013

June's Top Porn Sites

June, Top, Porn, Sites
June's Top Porn Sites

This month flew the heck by, didn't it? I can't even believe it's already July. But hey, when time flies when you're watching porn, right? And this month is of course no exception. We've got a few new mobile sites for you (ladyboys and a portable Filth Freaks site, anyone?) and also some masturbating teens, hardcore sex, softcore posing and black babes. We also have some real high-quality offerings this month too, like Joymii and Holly Randall. There's also a couple of mega-sites in there and some special prices, so take your time to check these out! OK, April out... I can't pull that off, can I? I guess I should have gone with a Star Trek "Scotty" reference. I'll work on it.

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June 11, 2013

A Hustler Contest!

A Hustler Contest!
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Know what I like? Getting free stuff. You know who likes giving away stuff? Hustler. Well, it's not completely and totally free. You will have to spend a few minutes entering some info (name and email addy) on a contest page, but it will be well worth it if you happen to win. And what do you win? How does a three-month membership to Hustler sound? Well, four lucky RabbitsReviews readers are going to find out!

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June 4, 2013

May's Top Porn Sites

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May's Top Porn Sites

Nikki Sims, Kayden Kross and Lisa Ann walk into a bar... how good of a joke would that be, right? Well, unfortunately I review porn and don't write jokes, so I can't actually finish that one. If you want to attempt it, please feel free to leave a comment below. Anywho, speaking of these luscious ladies, we reviewed their sites this month, so you can get to know their raunchy talents firsthand. We've got some mobile gay porn and twinks as well as reality massages that turn hardcore, spanking, Femdom, vintage chicks and anal nailing. Just another ordinary day at the office. We're well on our way into summer, folks, and shit is getting HOT.

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May 3, 2013

April's Top Porn Sites

April, Top, Porn, Sites
April's Top Porn Sites

First and foremost, happy masturbation month, people! Loving others, loving thyself, it's all good in my books. And why not sit back in this joyous month and watch some porn. Treat yourself right! We had some cool mobile sites come across our desks in April and they give you a wide variety of action with straight hardcore movies in all kinds of niches, massages that turn naughty and "taboo" hookups that can have you watching a horny stepfather getting lucky with his sexy stepdaughter. There are also plenty of hot babes to see showing off their goodies and even playing it a bit mean. To round it all out, there's hot gay sex and behind-the-scenes fun. So, go ahead and celebrate in style!

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April 14, 2013

When A College Party Video Leads To Embarrassment

When A College Party Video Leads To Embarrassment
Image courtesy of SweetSinner.

The last movie night I went to was pretty embarrassing for me, because instead of renting something new or watching a DVD we already owned, a bunch of us got together to watch a college party video we had all appeared in. It was all fun and games as we recalled our drunken adventures of yesteryear - at first, anyway. After a while, the party turned into a glorified porn video as we all took off our clothes on stage and had drunken sex. Well, most of us. This SweetSinner actually passed out in the corner with a lampshade over his head and his cock in his hand. Good times.

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April 5, 2013

March's Top Porn Sites

March, Top, Porn, Sites
March's Top Porn Sites

April showers bring May flowers, or April FREEZING makes my nipples ice up and want to fall off! After a couple of weeks of warmer Spring weather, we're going through a cold snap here. I blame it on the girl who I saw wear flip flops six days ago. Or the guy I caught in shorts and a T-shirt wandering around Walmart last weekend. There are always a few eager beavers that piss off Father Winter in his last few days and he takes revenge with blustery winds and grey clouds. It's ok, though, I kept myself toasty sifting through some of the top porn sites we reviewed in the month of March. Dommes, twinks and naked celebs, oh my! We also have some new mobile sites and a couple of solo performers for you keep warm with, so bundle up and read on.

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March 6, 2013

February's Top Porn Sites

February, Top, Porn, Sites
February's Top Porn Sites

It's the day that I pay some dues to the sites that rocked our worlds in February. Sure, some couples had romantic dinners and bought each other presents and had mind-blowing sex for Valentine's Day and I just looked at a hell of a lot of porn, but hey, I ain't complaining. I found a new mobile site and checked out pantyhose porn, cum-guzzling dudes, CBT, latex-clad babes and gals relieving themselves in public places. And I even got to have a "choose my own adventure" porn online experience. Yup, this is the life. Don't hate, just read on to see our top sites for last month.

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February 8, 2013

Who Made the Cut as a Nominee for RISE 2013?

Rise2013 Nominees
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Head over to the RISE Awards page and discover the nominees for this year's awards. There are a total of 20 categories, including Site of the year, Fan Favorite, Best Boobs, Oscar Quality Porn and many others, that showcase some of the hottest, kinkiest, most original and innovative porn you're going to find on the web today. We'll be announcing the winners next week, on February 13th. Until then, check out the categories here and see if one of your favorites has been nominated.

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February 7, 2013

January's Top Porn Sites

January, Top, Porn, Sites
January's Top Porn Sites

The first month of 2013 has cum and cum and cum and cum and gone. And during this time, we've seen lots of tempting trannies, memorable mobile porn sites, tight teens, anal fisting, slippery sexy massages, hairy armpits, amateur chicks in thongs and so much more. I have for you today our top-scoring sites for January and I think almost every kind of porn fan will be pleased with something on this list. Well, if you're into more extreme porn and/or fetishes, this list might not thrill you, but hey, if you prefer a list of those, leave a comment and I'll hit up you with some sitenames. Wink.

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January 12, 2013

My Day Started With a Porn Parody Site

My Day Started With a Porn Parody Site
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Sometimes I like to regale my friends with a "day in the life" of a porn reviewer and describe some of the various porn sites I see throughout the day. I don't always tell people what I do when they ask, as I don't always want to explain the specifics and clarify that I don't work "IN" porn. There have been countless events where a friend of mine has shouted out loud across the room, "Hey Lisa, have you met April? She works in porn." That brings almost every conversation in the room to a grinding halt and everyone turns to look at me. People tend to think that means I consider myself a pornstar and I imagine they start to look at the zit on my forehead, my slightly thick thighs and my eyebrows that desperately need plucking and star to wonder what kind of porn I engage in and who exactly would want to see me fuck. Okay, that's perhaps my imagination getting away from me. That and I think my self-loathing might be showing. My point is is that I just had a long dinner yesterday where I told my group of pals about three somewhat varied porn sites that I recently updated. My first story was about the porn parody site, Devils Film Parodies.

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January 4, 2013

December's Top Porn Sites

December, Top, Porn, Sites
December's Top 10 Porn Sites

Happy New Year from Rabbit's Reviews! Are we all ready for a brand new year of wanking, spanking and yanking? Not to mention rubbing, stroking, tugging, jerking, flicking, licking, sucking and fucking? I'm all atwitter, anticipating all the glorious new porn our team will get to review for you guys in the next 365 days. I saw some new stuff in 2012 that blew my mind, so I'm rarin' to get on the ol' computer and bring you more. Here are the top sites for December. Enjoy and cheers to a safe, raunchy, horny, orgasm-filled 2013!

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January 3, 2013

Nominations Now Open For RISE 2013

Nominations Now Open For RISE 2013

It is 2013 and we can't think of a better way to kick off our 10th year of providing you with honest, accurate reviews of the porn sites you love then announcing the return of our annual RISE Awards. As we have done each year, we reach out to those in the industry and, most importantly, our readers to find out what are the hottest, funnest, sexiest and most interesting sites on the web today.

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December 5, 2012

November's Top Porn Sites

November, Top, Porn, Sites
November's Top 10 Porn Sites

Can you freakin' believe November is already over?! WTF! We had some really great sites cross our desktop computers and our mobiles this month, so get ready for sexy sleuthing (ahem... involves Kagney Linn Karter's ASS!), tantalizing Tgirls, big pornstar hooters, mobile porn and more. You'll also find hot teens and Femdom, so we've got a real slice of XXX heaven for you here. Read on!

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November 7, 2012

Nothing Beats A Pair Of Mature Big Tits

Nothing Beats A Pair Of Mature Big Tits
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I like boobs, particularly when those boobs are members of the big bazonga family. Friends who feel the same way say they make exceptions for the big tits found on older MILFs. This, I just don't even understand, let alone agree with. There are two types of MILFs who really do it for me. One includes PantyMoms and the other consists of mommies with a pair of mature big tits. Whether they're saggy or firm, huge juggs on an older woman is always hot!

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November 6, 2012

October's Top Porn Sites

October, Top, Porn, Sites
October's Top 10 Porn Sites

We've passed the spooky thrill of Halloween and so now it's time to trudge our way through November to get to Christmas. Well, while you're busy thinking about your long Christmas list (ahem, Dodge Challenger with a big red bow and a Coach purse), stop by here to check out our naughty list of the top sites for October. We guarantee these sites will make you feel quite nice.

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November 1, 2012

The Difference Between XXX Swearing And Hot XXX

The Difference Between XXX Swearing And Hot XXX
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I freely admit that I'm a total comic book geek. When done right, they're literally as interesting as anything you'll see on primetime TV or in a movie theater. However, they still censor most swearing in a lot of the mainstream titles. To do so, they fill the word bubble with gibberish like "$%&^!" and the like. Recently, I saw "XXX" as the swear word. Someone needs to explain to these people that triple Xs like that always refers to hot XXX smut. I've checked out various porn sites in my days and unless your "XXX" refers to the kind of naughtiness you'd find on DevilsFilmParodies, then your naughty word isn't being used in the right context!

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September 3, 2012

Searching For the World's Hottest Porn Star

Searching For the World's Hottest Porn Star
Image courtesy of Peter North.

I've been in kind of a rut, lately. Stressful job, low pay, no girlfriend, too busy to have fun, crummy apartment... the list unfortunately goes on and on. You'd think as a porn reviewer that I'd always have a smile on my face, but I guess the monotony of it all is making me stir crazy and start to focus on the negatives. I need someone to pick me up out of this funk! Having written and updated hundreds of porn star reviews in my time, I figure the hottest porn star in the world ought to be able to help me out. That's why I went to Peter North's website.

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August 5, 2012

Zombie Want Brain, Me Want XXX Porn Sex Hardcore

Zombie Want Brain, Me Want XXX Porn Sex Hardcore
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Last Saturday night, I was alone with a female friend whom I used to hook up with. She asked if I wanted to watch a zombie movie with her instead of the Olympics, but what I really wanted to watch was some hot porn and then bang her for old time's sake. Ever the debonair, I put on my best zombie impersonation and told her that "Me want xxx porn sex hardcore! Raar!" She gave me an annoyed look and then we watched the Olympic volleyball games. Oh well. Almost Nude Sport Videos is the next best thing, right?

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June 6, 2012

Watch A Dude Bang a Hot Cheerleader

Watch A Dude Bang a Hot Cheerleader
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What is it that makes cheerleaders so lusted after? Is it their perkiness? Their school spirit? Hmm, maybe it's their willingness to don tiny outfits and show off their lithe bodies and flexibility skills. Well, at least I know for sure that on this site their popularity is due to their willingness to get naked, suck dick and fuck. It's at the top of our cheerleader porn category and it has got lots of raunchy action for you. If you want a hot cheerleader, you have to check out Cheerleader Auditions.

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May 19, 2012

Wondering What Future Mobile Phones Have in Store for Us

Wondering What Future Mobile Phones Have in Store for Us
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A few weeks ago, a fellow reviewer here told me what he pays on his cell phone bill. Being a cheapskate, I immediately saw it as insanely expensive. However, he's got a smart phone with tons of data, whereas my phone is so outdated that I'm actually surprised it doesn't come with an antenna. I'm thinking of trading up, but I just know that once I do, a newer feature will come out on all future mobile phones purchased immediately afterward. Like 3D technology. How awesome would it be to visit a site like Peter North Mobile and see his cumshots splattering on a chick's face in 3D? You know what? That's what I'm going to wait for. Someone let me know when iphone porn comes in 3D, ok?

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April 22, 2012

Hooray For Horny Cheerleaders

Hooray For Horny Cheerleaders
Image courtesy of LightspeedUniversity.

I've never cared much for football, but I used to watch a game every now and then just so I could get a glimpse of some sexy cheerleaders. As I got older, I discovered cheerleader porn sites and found myself spending less time in front of the television and more time visiting Cheerleader Auditions and other websites devoted to horny cheerleaders.

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April 18, 2012

In Search Of Unseen Porn

In Search Of Unseen Porn
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As a professional porn reviewer, I've seen quite a bit of various porn niches explored across countless sites. Big tits, monster cocks, two dwarves with kayaks (don't ask) and pretty much anything else you can think of has been seen by me at least twice. Naturally, this has put me in a bit of a rut. Now I want to take a look at what's super rare and out of the ordinary. Since I've basically seen it all, I want to take a look at unseen porn! I suppose that's technically not a thing, so you probably think I've got my work cut out for me, huh? Well, you would be wrong! I actually found some on Vintage Classic Porn.

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March 11, 2012

Celebrity Tits Are Awesome

After hearing that Lindsay Lohan recently hosted Saturday Night Live, I remembered how much of a crush on her that I used to have back when she was still a superstar. I also remembered a skit she did years ago in which her cleavage was teasingly put on display for us all to see. She literally had a giant magnifying glass pressed up against them, but we didn't get to look at her nipples. Man, what I'd give to get a good look at those celebrity tits of hers. I also wouldn't mind taking a peak at her celebrity pussy. Luckily for me, sites like Celeb Matrix exist solely to cater to those kinds of cravings.

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March 7, 2012

You're Welcome for the Cheerleader Pussy Slip

You're Welcome for the Cheerleader Pussy Slip
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Attention everybody in my hometown: you are welcome. That incredible cheerleader pussy slip all your friends are talking about? I caused that. No, seriously. I don't know what came over me, but I suddenly found myself craving a couple of nude cheerleaders, so I went over to my university and tried to seduce to seduce a couple of them into a pre-game threesome. I failed to get multiple Phat Booty Cheerleaders to play with me beneath the bleachers, but I did succeed in convincing one (an ex of mine) to take me into the locker room for a 69. The reason you saw bush whenever they did cartwheels is because I made her forget to put her panties back on before heading out to the field. So again, you are welcome.

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March 6, 2012

And The Winners of the 2012 RISE Awards Are...

And The Winners of the 2012 RISE Awards Are...

The time has now come to announce the winners of the 2012 Rabbit's Innovation and Site Excellence (RISE) Awards. We began the process in January, when we asked our readers and those in the industry to nominate the sites and performers who deserve the recognition. After whittling down the selection to the finalists, we locked our editor and senior writing staff in a room for a week to go over each nominee and pick the winners.

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February 24, 2012

My, Not Oprah's, Favorite Things

Raindrops On Roses
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Every year when she had her show, Oprah would do her "Oprah's Favorite Things" episode, where she would present products that she enjoyed and would in turn give them to all the members of her audience.

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January 26, 2012

And The Nominees For 2012 Rabbit's Reviews RISE Awards Are...

And The Nominees For 2012 Rabbit's Reviews RISE Awards Are...

It's now time to announce the finalists for the 2012 Rabbit's Reviews RISE Awards. We have gone through all of the nominated sites and performers and picked the finalists for each category, giving preference to those who received multiple nominations.

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January 15, 2012

Do You Want To See Cheerleaders Naked?

Do You Want To See Cheerleaders Naked?
Image courtesy of Cheerleader Auditions.

I bet you do want to see some cheerleaders naked, don't ya? I mean, come on! They're perky, bubbly, cute and fit, who wouldn't' want to see what these hotties are packing under their tight midriff-baring tops, little kilts and itty bitty bottoms? I remember when I was younger there was these two girls that used to cheer for the high-school football team and they all had these cutesy songs and moves. For one fleeting moment I was tempted to don some knees socks and a kilt and join in, but then I decided against it when I saw my good friend take a header and break her arm. Nothing says hot like a sling for eight weeks! On a site called Cheerleader Auditions, you would assume that you might see a few faceplants and slips, but I don't think the pom-pom chicks are really there to show off their cheering skills. Actually, they're showing off sucking, fucking and cumming techniques in hot cheerleader porn.

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January 6, 2012

RISE And Be Counted!

RabbitsReviews Awards

The new year is finally upon us, which means it's once again time for Rabbit's Reviews to hand out our annual awards. The last two years, our Best of The Web Awards acknowledged the most exciting, funniest and hottest sites you can find on the Internet.

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January 1, 2012

Kick Off 2012 with Some Porn Videos

Happy New Year
Kick Off 2012 with Some Porn Videos

Another year has passed and it's the dawning of a new one. Man, time does fly when you're having fun or something along those lines. Actually, speaking of fun, have you checked out some of our porn site specials lately? It's a new day and it's a new year, so don't you think you deserve some new porn videos? I know I do. Since I have the rare opportunity of being able to see scour many porn sites on a daily basis looking for the highs and the lows, I count myself lucky and I'll let you in on some of my faves, the first one being Shemale.xxx.

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December 7, 2011

A Variety of Porn Is the Real Spice of Life

A Variety of Porn Is the Real Spice of Life
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Every now and then, I get the feeling that I've seen and jerked off to it all before. Whenever I get that feeling, I find checking out the various porn category on Rabbits is good for giving me a bit of variety. After all, it's home to sites like In The Crack and a bunch of other sites that are so unique that it wouldn't be fair to lump them into a different category of smut. Having access to such uniqueness is good for mixing things up and getting you out of a porno rut.

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October 19, 2011

Scoping Some Topless Models

Scoping Some Topless Models
Image courtesy of Little Hellcat.

Not all porn babes are created equal. Some have to work themselves to the bone (ha!) in order to get recognized, whereas others manage to attract a loyal fan base with seemingly little to no effort at all. Others still couldn't care less, as long as they get to do their thing in front of the camera. It's this latter category that does it the most for me and pretty much everyone I know, as genuine sex appeal coupled with a genuine love of sex makes for the hottest porn around. It doesn't matter if we're talking about hardcore action, lesbian fucking or just checking out some topless models like Alison Angel. In fact, many individual models strike it big because of this fact, too.

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October 14, 2011

I Have Yet To Pound a Celeb Pussy

The closest I've ever come to sticking my dick inside a celeb pussy is making out with Hannah Spearritt back when she was still touring and snogging her S Club 7 fans. Since then, she's moved on to British TV shows about time travel and dinosaurs, presumably now snogging sci-fi archeologist fans (note: "snogging" is British for "Frenching"). However, it has always been my dream to appear on one of those celebrity porn sites that show famous actors getting it on in sex tapes with their fans. Preferably, I'll be the famous actor in question who appears on Celeb Matrix when that dream finally does come true.

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September 27, 2011

New RabbitsReviews scoring criteria, rating paysites in the age of tubes

When I first launched Rabbit's Reviews in 2003, it was to help surfers make their way through the seemingly endless number of porn sites out there and separate those that offered a high-quality product from those that were simply out to take your money. It's a service that our team of 20 is proud to provide and the popularity of our site, along with the awards we've won, tells us that it's a service you appreciate as well.

Since then, we've all become more accustomed to shopping online and using the Internet and, as such, we've become more discerning. And with changes taking hold in the industry, the standards for what makes a high-quality site have changed considerably. Tube sites, with their enormous amounts of free content and easy-to-use interfaces, dominate the landscape. Paysites today must be at the cutting edge and more competitive to be able to charge consumers and survive in the long run. As such, we here at Rabbit's decided that it was time to change how we review sites.

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September 18, 2011

The Very Best Porn Movies

The Very Best Porn Movies
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It's often fun to compile "best of" lists, but it can also be pretty difficult at times. For example, my buddy and I tried to make a list of the very best porn movies one night and it proved to be incredibly hard. It was so hard, in fact, that we gave up and went drinking instead. You're welcome to try making a list of your own, but you might want to visit a website that brings you a whole lot of XXX videos first. You know, just so you can be sure that your list is as accurate as can be. Third Movies is one such website.

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September 6, 2011

This Week in Dicks - Lady Gaga, Super Circumcision and Shrinking Puds

Lady Gaga Fake Penis
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Hello everyone and welcome once again to your favorite feature on the site, where we slide our hands down the trousers of the news world and pull out This Week In Dicks.

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September 2, 2011

Oh, There's No Place like Home for the Ethnic Holidays

Oh, There's No Place Like Home For The Ethnic Holidays
Image courtesy of ATK Exotics.

I've got some vacation time coming up and I must say that I'm really looking forward to it. But as this will be my first vacation in two years, one week just doesn't seem long enough. As a result, I've been looking for any technical loophole I can get to extend my time off, including checking how many sick days I have left and if there are any ethnic holidays. I don't think the latter will work as much, because unless I can get time off for banging a Jewish chick on Rosh Hashanah, chances are my white, Atheist ass will conveniently be coming down with the flu in a few weeks. Although, I suppose I could come up for other ideas by checking out the babes on ethnic porn sites. You know, because the diversity is good for... stuff and... things. Who am I kidding? I just want to jerk off to ATK Exotics.

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August 29, 2011

Why Aren't All Celebs Naked?

 Why Aren't All Celebs Naked?
Image courtesy of Celeb Matrix.

There seems to be a rite of passage in Hollywood that goes as follows: capture our hearts on-screen, pose on the red carpet, accidentally flash us pussy and/or breasts, star in a sex tape. Anybody who's anybody has done it, but I'm still left scouring the Internet for hours at a time, because of the brainless idiot who thinks it's a good idea to leave her clothes on. How selfish of these few exceptions! I want my celebs nakes at all times, darn it! Luckily for me, I know of a few celebrity porn sites out there that focus on all the naughty adventures our famous stars get up to, from their Oscar-winning love scenes to a Celebs Private Scenes that she filmed on a camcorder.

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August 26, 2011

I Am Cheering for Nude Cheerleaders

I Am Cheering For Nude Cheerleaders
Image courtesy of PhatBootyCheerleaders.

There are certain roles that exist that are considered inherently sexy, like nurses, secretaries and hot cheerleaders. Oh right, and maids. Hmmm, interesting how they're all somewhat subordinate positions. I shouldn't say that, not after seeing sites that have busty bosses getting head from male mailroom employees and lady docs getting their own special exam from the new male nurse with the big instrument. In any case, we're going to talk about the cheerleader role today. With short skirts, tiny undies and short shirts, they certainly make for one enticing view, don't they? Especially when they're bending and twisting and being all shouty and enthusiastic! What's better than seeing cute cheerleaders? Seeing nude cheerleaders! And Cheerleader Auditions gives you just that!

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August 14, 2011

Checking Out A Hot Porn Show

Checking Out A Hot Porn Show
Image courtesy of Nude Sport Videos.

There are tons of various porn sites and fetishes, so it can be a little rough finding exactly what floats your boat, rocks your socks or just plain makes you horny. At least, it can be for you. Whenever I've got a hankering for something different, I usually check out sites like Nude Sport Videos. They're great for giving me a hot porn show that's more unique than the typical fuck and suck porno sites you'll find all over the Internet. Being the gentlemanly pervert that I am, I'll share a couple of them with you.

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July 21, 2011

Spying Some Voyeur Sex Action

Spying Some Voyeur Sex Action
Image courtesy of Voyeur Realm.

James Bond may have been one of the best British government spies ever, but I bet he's nowhere near as skilled as a friend of mine is. You see, this buddy of mine is what I like to refer to as a voyeur spy . He sneaks in like a ninja and always manages to get himself an eyeful of voyeur sex. Also, he's not so much a buddy of mine as he is an imaginary person I place the blame on whenever I get caught. If anybody asks, I don't spy on the neighbors, I just visit sites like Voyeur Realm.

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July 20, 2011

This Week In Dicks - Gilding The Lily-Buster

Gilding The Lily-Buster
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Welcome back. A hectic schedule has prevented me from covering the one subject we all know and love, penises. There have been a lot of penises (peni?) in the news lately, so without further ado, let's look at This Week In Dicks.

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July 19, 2011

Pornstar Gals Know How To Work It

Pornstar Gals Know How To Work It
Image courtesy of Eve Angel Official.

You've got to love those pornstar gals who really give it their all in every scene that they star in. Their passion for fucking and talent at going down coupled with their incredibly hot bodies is what makes them stand out from amateur performers and just about any woman I've ever slept with. That's why sites like Eve Angel Official are a must for anyone who truly loves smut as much as I do. There's simply no doubt that pornstar sex is the best of kind sex in the world.

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June 29, 2011

L.A. Stories: The "We Have More Sex" Edition

We Have More Sex
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Last week I took you to New York for some stories about lap dances being taxed and a woman walking the streets topless. Well, this week, my friends, we are heading across the country to the west coast for our next stop: the city of horny angels, Los Angeles. Where, according to a recent survey done by the Trojan condom company, people are having more sex than anywhere else in the country.

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June 25, 2011

Watching Cheerleaders Show All Their Mommas Gave Them

Watching Cheerleaders Show All Their Mommas Gave Them
Image courtesy of PhatBootyCheerleaders.

I don't know if it's the pom poms, the sexy skirt or their insanely flexible bodies, but one thing I do know is that I love watching cheerleaders show all they're made of. The many jumps and tumbles always are always hot. Give me an S! E! X! Y! What does that spell? I have no earthly idea. I was too busy trying to score a panty shot to pay attention to what letters were used. All cheerleader porn sites guarantee that a quick glance of undies is the least that I can be treated to, which is why you'll often see me scoping out sites like Cheerleader Auditions.

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June 14, 2011

Hotels Featuring Virtual Sex: The Future Is Looking Very Friendly!

Hotels Featuring Virtual Sex
Image courtesy of Rolo.org.

I love hotels. Everything is better in hotels. The food tastes better, naps are more rejuvenating, showers get you cleaner and, of course, the sex is awesome! But if you thought hotels were amazing now, just wait 20 years.

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June 8, 2011

How To Eat Pussy

My friend's not satisfied in the bedroom lately, so I asked if I could help out by writing an article on how to eat pussy for her lover to read. Hopefully, he won't be the only one learning something from this, because it seems that hardcore porn has created a few misconceptions about it.

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June 3, 2011

Utah Makes It Illegal To Not Be A Prostitute

Be A Prostitute
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Did you know that in Pennsylvania it is against the law to sleep outside on a refrigerator? In Texas it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing and it is also against the law to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. And in Utah it is a crime to act like a hooker! The problem is that while those first three laws are all old and obviously never enforced, the Utah law is brand new.

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June 2, 2011

Kate Middleton And Prince William Argue Seven Times A Day

Kate Middleton And Prince William
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We've all done it. You're out with your significant other and see another couple arguing. You look at each other with that look that says, "We don't fight like that very often. We are such a better couple than they are." Well, no you aren't! Because according to a recent study, couples bicker about 2,455 times a year, which averages out to close to seven times a day. And we can break it down even further with our good friend mathematics.

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May 31, 2011

How To Ride A Guy

How To Ride A Guy
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While watching a hardcore porn movie with a fuck friend of mine, she explained that she was jealous of the busty pornstar riding cowgirl. At first I thought this was a cue for me to undress, but it turned out that she was admitting she had never tried that position before. Apparently, she could never figure out how to ride a guy properly. If this sounds like you, then please follow the important instructions that follow.

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May 19, 2011

Sex Festivals

Daisies in the fields, a breeze in the air. It can only mean one thing and that's the emergence of spring. Men and women put their coats back in the closet and run out to the parks and sidewalks to enjoy the beautiful weather and, of course, stare at the beautiful people. There are many events held this month to help celebrate this return to pleasantness. Mark your calendars because here are just a sampling.

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May 6, 2011

April's Top 10 Porn Sites

April, Top, Porn, Sites
April's Top 10 Porn Sites

Now they may say that April showers bring may flowers... However, I think that it's some of April's top scoring porn sites that will have us all getting wet and setting our libidos into full bloom. So let me present you with a bouquet of fresh site handpicked by me from the many sites our reviewers checked out just for you:

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April 30, 2011

Busty Cheerleaders Pep Me Up

Busty Cheerleaders Pep Me Up
Image courtesy of PhatBootyCheerleaders.

Football season is over but the hockey playoffs are still in the first round as I write this. Unlike football, hockey doesn't have sexy babes in uniform waving pom poms back and forth at the edge of a field. However, if you check out the stands, you can still see some fans passing what must be Cheerleader Auditions anyway. That's because these busty cheerleaders are more than happy to bounce up and down in order to motivate the crowd and their home team. They're also usually nice and nipple-y because of how cold the arena is, which always motivates me to check out some cheerleader porn instead of the game.

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April 18, 2011

How To Pop Your Own Cherry

Pop Your Own Cherry

Today marks the first time I've ever written a "How To" blog posting here on Rabbits Reviews, so I find it deliciously appropriate that the topic is about instructing you on the best way to pop your own cherry. You know, since we're basically popping our "How To" cherries here. But just to be clear, My Precious Virgins, we're going to be talking about the original meaning of the term: the breaking of a woman's hymen.

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April 13, 2011

Sites That Foster Masturbation Encouragement

Sites That Foster Masturbation Encouragement
Image courtesy of Vintage Classic Porn.

I heard that the Bible says if you masturbate, you become unclean for the rest of the day. That's preaching to the choir, my friends! Whenever I check out some hot porn sites, I always end up being covered in so much jizz that it takes hours to clean it all up. That's because any adult website worth its salt tends to serve as a masturbation encouragement device. Why else would we check out something like Vintage Classic Porn? I don't look at this kind of smut just to take a trip down memory lane, you know!

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April 7, 2011

March's Top 10 Porn Sites

March, Top, Porn, Sites
March's Top 10 Porn Sites

Hey, did you survive March Madness? Even if you're not into hoops, we've got some action involving balls (and boobs) that will make you dribble! It doesn't involve impressive layups, but you'll definitely see some players get laid. You won't see penalty shots, but you'll see some serious money shots. You'll definitely want to score some courtside seats to some of these great sites:

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March 22, 2011

RabbitsReviews Donates To Redcross.ca And Invites Others In The porn Industry To Do The Same!

RabbitsReviews Helps Japan
Image courtesy of Anonimus Kyreii.

RabbitsReviews, the #1 online porn site reviewer, donated $500 to RedCross.ca in order to do its part in helping Japan after last week's catastrophic events.

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March 8, 2011

Do You Like Rabbit's Reviews? "Like" In The Facebook Way?

Like Rabbits

We all like to be liked. Facebook has realized it and made "likes' an integral part of their social media network. Like any good website, we've staked out our space on Facebook, just so we can have a place there to call our home. But we need your help!

Please click our like button!

Please click the like button above and let us feel your love. We're here to serve you, after all, and getting likes makes the Rabbit all warm and fuzzy inside.

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March 4, 2011

February's Top 10 Porn Sites

February, Top, Porn, Sites
February's Top 10 Porn Sites

February is supposed to be the most depressing month of the year, because of the lack of sunlight in many parts of the Northern Hemisphere and the anticlimactic comedown after the holiday season, not to mention, some folks being alone on Valentine's Day. However, I'd say that we faired rather well around the office. I guess that it helps that we got to see some terrific sites and here's our list of them:

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February 21, 2011

Rabbit's Reviews Migrates To A New System On A New Server

Hey Rabbit's Reviews Fans!

We just wanted to let everyone know that our migrating to a new system on a new server should not affect your experience as a surfer for the most part. However, these transparent changes may still cause the occasional bug, so we invite you to let us know if you come across any glitches by filling out our feedback form.

Even if for now the look of our site hasn't changed, the improvements behind the scenes will make life a lot easier and more efficient for our team who will continue to provide you with most precise info about paysites before you spend any of your hard-earned cash.

Happy surfing,

~The Rabbit

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February 8, 2011

Best Of The Web 2011 Award Winners

Best of the Web

The time has finally come to announce the winners for Best of the Web 2011. The goal of these yearly awards is to find niches that are currently unavailable on RabbitsReviews or to delve deeper and more specifically into sections that are covered in a broad sense. This year we expanded our categories to 20. We're really happy with most of the results. Some categories proved troublesome, though, and we'll go into detail about those below. For our users, in case some of these sites are off your radar, please check them out. They are the very best in their class when it comes to online porn!

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February 4, 2011

January's Top New Sites!

January's Top New Sites
January's Top New Sites

Despite this past week's massive amount of snow, we've dug out from under to deliver the proof that we've started the year on the right foot. That being the lucky Rabbit's foot, of course, although quite frankly you might find yourself rubbing something else to produce something other than luck, if you know what I mean. Check out the list and you're sure to find something to your liking...

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January 31, 2011

Good Porn That's A Little Different

Good Porn That's A Little Different
Image courtesy of Mr Camel Toe.

I usually like it when my blogs have a theme to them, but I just can't decide what to write about today. I suppose I could write about my latest hot xxx adventures, but I probably share too much about my sex life as it is. No, I think I'll just tell you about some good porn sites that are a little different, starting with one called Watch You Jerk.

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January 7, 2011

December's Top 10 Porn Sites

December, Top, Porn, Sites
December's Top 10 Porn Sites

We capped off a great year of sexy sites with our top rated for the month of December. The list is below. These are sites that were new to Rabbits - sites that have some serious content to offer surfers. Take a look. You may just find that after-Christmas present you've been looking for!

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January 5, 2011

Best Of The Web 2011!

Best of the Web

We are excited to launch our second annual Best of the Web awards and are here to announce that nominations are now being accepted! The list of this year's categories is below. Take a look through them and nominate any site you think could be a contender. Nominations are open from today until January 19 and the winners will be announced on February 8.

You can submit nominations here.

Good luck to all!

* Sites need to be updating their content actively, at least within the last two months, to be eligible.

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December 3, 2010

Have Yourself A Merry Little XXXmas


Movie courtesy of Teen Dreams.

It is once again the Xmas season! A time when the writers make their Christmas lists and ask for memberships to Teen Dreams and Asshole Fever. Chris Parker starts ordering his Christmas comics and A.K uses the spruce-scented candles to show us how he can light his farts on fire. There is always a buzz in the office and we sing carols (Jingle Balls, Cum All Ye Faithful, The Little Fluffer Boy) and roast and crack our nuts. However, the best part comes when we all sit around the foosball table and our boss reads "'Twas The Night Before XXXmas." And it goes a little something like this:

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October 15, 2010

Nothing Hotter Than A Naked Cheerleader

Nothing Hotter Than A Naked Cheerleader
Image courtesy of Cheerleaders Hardcore.

The other day I was watching a football match when the pom pom brigade strutted their stuff onto the field. My ex-girlfriend always said that cheerleading wasn't a sport; it was just, in her own words, "softcore gymnastics sex." Well, if seeing these babes shout and jump around in their tight uniforms is considered softcore, then I want to see some hardcore cheerleader porn! That's why I visited Cheerleaders Hardcore. After all, if they look so good with their pom poms and miniskirts, just imagine how hot a naked cheerleader must be while bouncing up and down on a hard cock!

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September 20, 2010

A Taste For Various Porno Movies

A Taste For Various Porno Movies
Image courtesy of Sex Toys Porno.

Having seen various porn sites over the years, sometimes I start to feel like I've stroked my shaft to just about everything the Internet has to offer. When this happens, I try to shake things up by checking out several different kinds of porno movies one after the other. For example, I might start off with a site like Sex Toys Porno and then finish up with a lesbian or gangbang site.

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April 23, 2010

And The RabbitsReviews Best of The Web 2010 Winners Are...

RabbitsReviews Best of the Web 2010

If there's one thing we take seriously here at RabbitsReviews, it's the decision-making process that goes into listing the world's best adult sites - and all the other sites that fall in their shadows. With our years of experience, one of the unusual elements we've had to come to terms with is that for any category, there is always more than one site that could take home the gold, depending on the angle you're viewing it from. RabbitsReviews Best of The Web 2010 is our first attempt at examining some categories that aren't available on RabbitsReviews and taking a fresh look at the niches we see daily.

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February 18, 2010

Nude Pussy Alert!

Nude Pussy Alert!
Image courtesy of Give Me Pink.

Sound the alarm because you're about to get some prime information here. If you like nude pussy, then I suggest you sit up and pay attention. There are various types of porn out there, but the ones that focus on a pretty pussy are the ones we're looking at today. First and foremost, if you like to stare, tickle, lick and fondle the pink, then Give Me Pink is for you.

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February 8, 2010

Naked Cheerleaders Lift My Spirits

Naked Cheerleaders Lift My Spirits
Image courtesy of Cheerleader Auditions.

Some of my buddies watch football like it's a religion. I always join in, but not because I give a damn whether New Orleans or Minnesota score a touchdown (do they even have teams?), but how much time I can spend checking out the cheerleaders so I can use them as masturbatory material later in the day. Sadly, you won't see any naked cheerleaders on Sunday night football, but you will on Cheerleaders Audtions.

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January 22, 2010

RabbitsReviews Best of the Web 2010

RabbitsReviews Best of the Web 2010

RabbitsReviews has always brought you the latest and greatest porn sites in a range of niches. Now, we're ringing in the New Year with the RabbitsReviews Best of the Web 2010--the best sites and stars in a whole new list of categories. Ever wanted your favorite site to win the title of Most Extreme Hardcore? How about your favorite starlet for the Best Boobs in Porn or the Hottest Butt? RabbitsReviews Best of the Web 2010 is your chance to nominate your favorite sites, scenes and porn stars for the following categories:

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January 21, 2010

A Hardcore Junky Needs A Fucking Fix!

A Hardcore Junky Needs A Fucking Fix!
Image courtesy of After Class Adventures.

Do you wake up in the mornings with a slick pussy or a hard cock (in this case, your own I mean, not someone else's - otherwise, you might forego online porn...at least for a while). Well, I tend to wake up with both, one belonging to me and one to my girlfriend. I'm sure you can figure out whose equipment belongs to whom. Anyways, no matter how much hardcore action occupies my mornings, my evenings are jam-packed with great sites like After Class Adventures Dick. I guess you could say I'm a hardcore junky and I have no intentions of kicking this awesome habit.

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January 12, 2010

A Solo Girl Or Two... Or Three

A Solo Girl Or Two... Or Three
Image courtesy of My Sexy Life.

If you find yourself alone on a Friday or Saturday night (or, in my case, any given night of the week), you may be so inclined to dim the lights, boot your computer and fly solo. Meaning, of course, enjoying a few self-induced orgasms. Some people's lives are a little more sexual and exciting than others' and My Sexy Life features a individual babe who meets all sorts of ladies and gents and their hobbies include, sucking, fucking and enjoying hot splatters of man goo. This solo girl forms duos, trios and even quartets.

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September 1, 2009

A Porn Pass For The Masses

PassA Porn Pass for The Masses
Image courtesy of Reality Kings.

In a day and age where we always want more choice and more variety, it's only natural that we want it in our porn too. Look at how grocery stores have started offering tools, pharmaceutical products and clothing? Nobody can resist the one-stop shop and that goes for porn as well. You love watching BBWs get their chubby rolls pleasured, but you also like that with a side of Asian pussy and an intense gangbang? Well, have no fear, because Porn.com has what you want and much more. Your porn pass is equivalent to sitting down to a very large and very sexy buffet. I hope you're hungry.

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August 28, 2009

Misty River And Some Massive Porn Websites

Misty River And Some Massive Porn Websites
Image courtesy of Hustler.

The blonde beauty that you see pictured here wearing the Rabbits shirt is none other than the lovely Misty River. I'd love to tell you a little bit about where she's from and stuff like that, but besides the fact that she's sometimes credited as Misty Rivers rather than Misty River, I don't know a whole lot about her. Actually, there is one other thing I know about her and that's where you can go to see some of her work. If you're interested in doing that you can go to the mega porn site know as Hustler.

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April 10, 2009

Porn Discounts: How To Save When Shopping For Porn

Porn Discounts: How To Save When Shopping For Porn
Image courtesy of Hegre Art.

It's no secret that there's a worldwide recession going on right now and just about everyone is being affected by it. People everywhere are looking for ways to save money and porn consumers are no different. Lucky for them though, Rabbits Reviews has negotiated special pricing on some of the best websites out there and as such, you can still enjoy the smut you love and take advantage of some porn discounts when you go through us to visit sites like Hegre Art, Porn.com or 360 Solos.

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March 27, 2009

Conservatives, Liberals And The Adult Entertainment Industry

Conservatives, Liberals And The Adult Entertainment Industry
Image courtesy of Hustler.

In response to what is becoming a global economic crisis, the Liberal Party of Canada is attempting to protect Canadians from a minority Conservative government whose agenda does not, according to the Liberals, appear to be creating jobs or putting food on the tables of the millions of Canadians who need help. But are they responding to all Canadians, or just a select few? Here at Rabbit's Reviews, we are as concerned as anyone with the plight of the average working person, as we are just as vulnerable to economic hardship as any other industry.

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October 16, 2008

What Happened to the 'Erotic' in Hollywood?

hot naked Hollywood
Image courtesy of Mr Skin.

I try to see as many movies as humanly possible. I get more of my fill of porn on a daily basis, so what I mean is that every Friday night I shell out some bucks at the cinema. Over the couple of years, I've seen way cool hyper-styled cheese flicks like "300", fascinating dramatic portraits like "Fur" and even some disturbingly confusing but interesting avant-garde films like "Inland Empire" (disturbingly confusing but interesting is David Lynch though, so it was to be expected). However, something is missing from Hollywood these days, other than good scripts I mean, and that's SEX. I guess you could always check out our list of porno flicks to get your fix instead. However, I still yearn for more sexiness Hollywood style as you find on Mr Skin.

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July 4, 2008

Our 5000th Porn Review

Our 5,000th Porn Review!
Image courtesy of Porn Pros Network.

Once in a lifetime, an event happens that is so significant that it is entered into the annals (not anals) of history, there to be remembered by those who experienced it forever. For example, I remember where I was when O.J. was acquitted. My father remembers when JFK was assassinated. Unfortunately, my mother still can't remember where she parked her car when she went to the mall a few years ago, but that's another story. There are those who remember where they were when Drew Barrymore flashed David Letterman, when man first set foot on the moon and, of course, that time Denis Franz showed his ass on national television. I'm pretty sure that those reading this will remember where they were when they found out that the Porn Pros Network became the 5,000th review on Rabbit's Porn Reviews.

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June 25, 2008

Free Porn Browser

heatseek1.jpg

Heat Seek is something more than just a new way of browsing porn. It has some extra features that should make anyone who shares a computer with someone else a little more comfortable with looking for hardcore action without anyone else knowing what they've been up to online. For starters, this program, which is free to download, is password protected, so no one will accidentally open it up and get a shock, unless he or she knows how to unlock it. Obviously, you just need to choose a decent password.

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January 10, 2008

Lynx's Porn Picks

Lynx's Porn Picks
Image courtesy of They Drunk.

You've all been in video stores where they have the shelf that contains the 'staff picks.' They usually have some great choices on that shelf and it's obvious why that is. These are the people that know what they're talking about. Well, the same applies here at Rabbits Reviews. Nobody knows porn better than we do and of all the reviewers here, Lynx is definitely the one that you can trust to pick top-quality porn. She has a very discerning eye and she definitely knows what she likes. When she's not working on some project she's got going around the house, Lynx is scouring the Web to find out what the best porn sites are so she can share them with all of you. Here are a few of her favorites.

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December 25, 2007

Special Porn Prices

Special Porn Prices
Image courtesy of Playful Hands.

You know that Rabbits Reviews gives you great advice on which porn sites you should choose to spend your money on and you know that we're working around the clock to give you the best possible advice we can. As if that weren't enough, we even go so far as to negotiate special deals with select sites. You'll have to visit these sites through the links we provide in our Specials section in order to get the discounted prices because you won't get these deals any other way. It's like it's Xmas everyday here at Rabbits Reviews with our special porn prices!

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December 10, 2007

Peacock's Porn Picks

Staff Porn Picks
Image courtesy of Insane Cock Brothas.

Every month, RabbitsReviews is going to be bringing you, our faithful readers, a new feature: Staff Porn Picks. These are the favorite sites of our staff reviewers, the people who see hundreds of porn sites and know what they're talking about. You'll get some more insight into what makes our reviewers tick as they reveal their favorites, for one reason or another. To get us started, Peacock, our most prolific reviewer (over 2,000 reviews!) sent me his picks for this month. A man who loves a beautiful ass and prefers his movies sans music, this guy has seen it all and a little more.

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October 31, 2007

Porn Reviews A Plenty Big Milestone

One my favorites Sperm Swap

First off, Happy Halloween everyone. The Rabbit suggested that I write about an important milestone, I can be humbled by the fact that The Peacock has achieved about double that already. I have achieved the notoriety of having posted over 1,000 reviews while The Peacock will soon reach over 2,000. We made lists of our top 10 all time favorites and I can say we both admit to liking both All Internal, for example.

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June 22, 2007

Cheap Porn

Video Box

We've all seen the ads in our inbox advertising free porn. I mean they're right in there between the emails for Cialis and herbal Viagra. However, in my experience, you generally get what you pay for in this world. You can't get something good fro nothing. Nevertheless, our "Specials" section does help you find a way to pay less for some of the best porn out there in my opinion.

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June 13, 2007

Britney Oops Spears

Oops I did it again

It's nice to see some fresh-faced babes teasing us just a bit with sultry stripteases on site such as Playboy Tryouts. There are at least 77 sets of photos, an interview clip and a mini-striptease vid for each of the aspiring Playmates. Despite various rumors about life being rather raunchy in Hugh Heffner's Playboy Mansion, his company has probably managed to do so well by focusing on maintaining a light-hearted, softcore approach to nudity.

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May 14, 2007

Porn Search Engine

Score Videos

Score Videos is dedicated to women with big boobs. With content sourced from sites and magazines such as Scoreland, Voluptuous and Neighbors, you know that you're in for some classic quality large-breasted porn along with hot models. It has over 1,800 movies to download, so you might feel overwhelmed at first, but help is available all the same. You can use a search engine on the site to find any specific model that might take your fancy.

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April 24, 2007

Three Types of Love

Dr. Helen Fisher of Rutgers University has an interesting theory about love. Based on brain-imaging studies and findings in neurochemistry, she suggests that what we call "love" is actually a blend of three different, independent mechanisms, each of which is under the control of a different set of neurotransmitters.

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March 16, 2007

Dirty Sex Talk

Haley Wilde

You may have noticed a subtle change in some of our reviews. Take for example the recently reviewed official Haley Wilde site. She's a tasty teen who is cute young girl that doesn't only pose softcore, but performs some hardcore on her site. Lynx makes mention of the fact that she may "still be attending an education institution," which may seem as if it's a rather pretentious turn of phrase. She also doesn't use some of the precise terminology I used in the previous sentence to describe this hot, little number.

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February 14, 2007

What To Look For In 2007 On Rabbits Reviews

With a snow storm raging outside my office window, I figured this is as good time as any to let you know what you can expect to see at Rabbits Reviews in the coming year.

For surfers, we're working on improving user comments, adding more details to Site Facts, and on some modifications to our templates. We now have over 3500 reviews and our goal is to make sure all of them have been re-visited within a year of the previous review date. Currently about 2900 are dated from 2006. This is a lot of work, but we will make sure that 100% of our reviews meet this goal. Our homepage will have a section listing all the latest updates.

Our special discount section has increased to a sizeable collection of sites that give our surfers a discounted membership. It will continue growing, so be sure to check it often.

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January 19, 2007

Man Eating Pussy Defense

Clit Lickin Lesbians

I've already written about the joys of puss eating. I've explained that I don't understand why some guys don't like the taste, Then again, I do remember that once on Sex And The City, the character of Miranda complained she didn't like to kiss her boyfriend after he'd gone down on her, since she couldn't handle tasting herself. Nevertheless, according to Clit Lickin Lesbians, girls who love girls don't mind a little woman juice on the old lips.

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January 1, 2007

My Top Porn Picks 2006

Met Art.jpg

In honor of the New Year, I decided to write a list of my top three favorite sites that made it into the top five overall. I love to mix it up a bit, as far as what I see. I will admit that I'm a bit of a fiend for the hardcore smut but I do also love when a site makes beautiful porn that could qualify as artistic. For example, MET Art has candid photography of sweet young teens that just make you beam a big smile back like the pic of the babe above whose layout is simply titled "The Smile."

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December 27, 2006

Pageant Girl Behaving Badly

Naughty Miss Nevada.jpg

I always think that the whole idea of beauty pageants being wholesome and all-American is laying it on a little thick. It's about as believable, as a billionaire having hair as bad a Donald Trump does. I can't believe that he doesn't that some of "his girls" as he calls the contestants of Miss USA, might not be the epitome of sugar and spice and everything nice. Granted with that disaster on his head, he must mistake utter denial of reality for the self-confidence he proclaims as the secret of his success.

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December 4, 2006

Lap Dance Commute

Tattoo Check but where's her Beer Gut.jpg

Having come from a small town, the chicks from our only strip bar weren't so pretty. These "ladies" wouldn't cut it on Stripper Friends. Their Lee Press-On nails damaged bleached blonde hair and makeup applied with a trowel wasn't very appealing. It was the eighties, so these unsexy skanks wore neon tube tops, zebra stripe miniskirts, fishnets and lace-topped anklet socks. These working "treated" innocent townies to myriad fat rolls uncontained by spandex tops and jiggling cottage cheese thighs exposed below high hemlines.

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November 29, 2006

Britney Spears Pussy

Britney Spears Snatch Shot

I had a friend leave me a message claiming she felt dirty last night. I assumed that she had probably fallen off the wagon from her low-carb, low-fat, low-calorie, low-flavor diet and eaten a piece of chocolate cake. However, I did pause long enough to hear the entirety of her distraught ramblings. She admitted that she had seen Britney's vagina. I know for some folks of a younger generation that might have been confusing.

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November 14, 2006

Increasing Your Stamina

Guide to lasting like a porn star.

Not every guy can carry his hard-on through hours of fucking and in fact, while most men would love to be able to go on for ever like a porn star, the body responds much quicker than the mind. So how does a guy improve the lasting ability of his erection? Believe it or not there are exercises according to SexInfo101.com.

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November 3, 2006

Male Wonder Bra?

Look Me in the Eyes - I said the EYES!

The push-up bra has made many less well-endowed females feel as if they could compete in a world of silicon implants and breast-obsessed beer commercials. Let's face it since fashion models and movie stars seem to feel the urge to purge lately, getting skinnier and skinnier, natural curves are a thing of the past. Specially engineered underwear certainly is less invasive than surgery.

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November 1, 2006

Pussy Eating Disorders

Pussy Eating Disorders

In the world of porn, it seems that cunnilingus too many times takes second place to oral sex on a man. I suppose blowjobs make more visual footage. However, hearing the excited groans and moans accompanying the pussy eating extravaganzas of lesbian sex, one can't help but recognize that listening to clit licking is just as hot as seeing cock sucking. There must be some other bias involved.

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October 18, 2006

Real Sex Dolls Work Asian Escort Services

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A while back, I wrote about the ultimate sex dolls. They creepily resemble wax museum figures, life-like and unmoving. However, they have fully posable steel skeletons coated in skin made from silicon, malleable and warm to the touch. For the most part, they've kept them realistic.

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October 11, 2006

Sexy Witch Turns Into Scrawny Bitch

Rose Needs a Bologna Sandwitch

I am not one of those people who pretend only to like so-called good TV. I'm not tuning in to public television or highbrow news discussion shows. I'm sure it all stretches back to that repressed upbringing of mine that I simply love crap. I blame my mother who controlled the airwaves in our house growing up. She sometimes even made my father change channels if she didn't approve of a show.

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October 6, 2006

Prince Offers Double to Stop Tits & Ass Show

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I'm hardly an investigative reporter. However, looking for a photo to illustrate this next story, I found something far more interesting illustrating the old adage, "Don't believe everything you read."

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September 29, 2006

Half-baked Scheme Screws Couple in 30 Minutes or Less

Smokey and the Brownie Bandit

Folks enjoy a whiff of Mary Jane's spliff do unusual things. Need proof, check out Beaver Bong. It didn't score well last time it but too much of the chronic ain't so motivating. The inevitable slacking means it's lacking in new episodes. Nevertheless, it's a unique concept especially after a few tokes.

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September 27, 2006

Roids Shrink Dink and other Brain Too

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In my previous call center job, I trained several classes of new employees. The first day of each new training class, I asked each person to describe previous work experience. In one instance, an 18-year-old, named David, firmly stated his name but quickly added we'd find out anything else we wanted to know soon enough since he was going to be around for awhile.

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September 22, 2006

Softcore Drink link to Hardcore High?

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Sometimes my biggest pleasure is telling someone new what I do for a living. It can be a bit of a conversation stopper but I hate small talk anyway. It's totally worth it to see the expression that comes across the faces of some folks. Some are slightly aghast, but I weed out fast anyone who is to uptight right away that way.

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September 18, 2006

Man with Stump Rejects Stiff's Stiffie

I saw it once in a movie

Some cultures in the past used to eat the flesh of their enemies captured in battle in order to steal their powers, strength and fighting warrior spirits while other cannibalistic societies, did it as a way of honoring dead relatives, again based on the theory that one would absorb all good qualities during their digestion.

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September 14, 2006

Albion and Manchester Love Porn!

HMS Albion and HMS Manchester Love Porn

Picture courtesy of Uniform Zone

Anyone who loves porn should really consider a career in the Navy! We know it’s tough being at sea all those months without a sign of the wife, girlfriend and mistress. It’s great when you get a little shore leave but it’s usually only enough time to get you off the boat, get you off and then get you back onboard again. So what do you do between stints on dry land?

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September 11, 2006

Scrawny Bitches Fucked for Spain's Fashion Week

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Many complain that the media is filled with unrealistic images of the ideal. One common complaint is that models are too thin. I had a friend once who studied fashion design and she explained to me that it's a problem of proportions. Many dress mannequins still used today are based on the woman of the 1950s.

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September 6, 2006

Naked Telepathy and Booty Calls

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It's weird when some subject you were thinking about turns up as a news story only a little while later. Yesterday I was surfing the web when I discovered the FBI's list of formerly confidential documents released under the Freedom of Information Act. I read a report on the study of ESP (Extra Sensory Perception) and then hunted around the net for various online tests of my psychic abilities.

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September 5, 2006

Anistons Topless Photo Fiasco

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She rode to fame on the buzz and her mad comedic skills on a little show called Friends. Then she endeared herself to us even more by getting caught topless by a paparazzi photographer. Now, it seems, that the issue of those Jennifer Aniston topless photos will be finally put to rest.

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August 29, 2006

Spanish Supreme Court Likes Porn

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North American society works in wondrous ways. It seems we all love to keep a busy schedule. We're busy with work. We're busy with our social life. We're busy with family. There seems to be very little time for any of the other important things in life, such as porn. Well, if you are feeling a little glum about not being able to watch porn at work, which would seem like an obvious time to get some quality wanking in, you should pack your bags and moved to Spain!

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August 18, 2006

When Mannequins Attack - Hard Blow to Head

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I remember that Andrew McCarthy movie from 1987 called 'Mannequin' where a dude falls in love with his own creation of the perfect female mannequin played by Kim Cattrall. The lifeless dummy comes to life, as the spirit of a long dead Egyptian possesses it so that comedy and romance ensue.

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August 17, 2006

Farm Date Strikes Back

Farm Date Takes on Google

The Internet is for porn. If I’ve said it once, I’ve sung it a thousand times. So it amazes me that people would think that anything that they do online shouldn’t be attached to the pursuit of carnal pleasures. That’s why I couldn’t help but giggle about this dating site called Farm Date (hehe) and their surprise and outrage that porn sites come up in Google when you search for their name.

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August 16, 2006

Redhead Whores Get Laid More

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I once had some light highlights put in and I can say it garners more attention even from unlikely sources. Even the cashier at the grocery store seemed nicer when I had a few hairs of the golden hue. It was as if suddenly my cart full of low-calorie frozen dinners no longer scanned as 'lonely loser with weight-control issues' but flashed lean, mean and available across the register display.

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August 10, 2006

Auckland's Boobs on Bikes

Boobs on bikes take Auckland, New Zealand

Boobs! I say show your boobs! Why not? They’re ours. They belong to us. It’s nothing but nature. Now before all you guys go reaching to rip off your tops, let’s be a little more specific, shall we? We’re speaking of topless women. That’s what’s happening in New Zealand right now – a discussion of boobs, babes and of all things, bikes!

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August 9, 2006

No Happy Ending for Hubby Humping Masseuse

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I have to admit that as much as it always seems appealing, in reality it never works out for me to get a massage. I have this strange condition where my back muscles are so tense that even a skilled professional can end up doing more harm than good undoing all the knots in my pretzelized posterior. I normally enjoy it while it's happening and shortly there after but the next day or even the day after that, similar to the delayed aching from a good workout, I'll wake up feeling as if a Mack truck hit me.

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August 2, 2006

Expensive Rocks Uncovered Under Cock

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There are so many words in the English language to describe male genitals. Some are phonetically vulgar sounding such as 'cock' despite having seemingly innocent origins. Others are funny or even silly to hear such as 'willy'. Then of course we have more euphemistic terms, such as 'manhood' or 'his sex' but perhaps, both humorous and vague is the term, 'family jewels' that in tandem evokes the reproductive properties of the organs and the pride many men take in having them.

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August 1, 2006

Pornotopia: Field of Wet Dreams!

Imagination 69: Porn Flop or Prime Marketing?

I think my first brush with porn came sometime in my late teens. A friend was walking through the forest one day and came across a magical bag of smut. I remember looking at the pictures, wondering what this world was that was unfolding before my rapidly-bulging eyes and, um, pants! I wanted to be the one heading home with that gym bag of goodies over my shoulder. Instead, it took me years to build my collection. Hey, it ain't easy when you're a teen with limited finances. Anyway, this is what I thought about when I heard about the madness dubbed Pornotopia by the Belgian media.

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July 25, 2006

Acting the Ass - Sexy Double Action

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I'm terribly bad at not working out. I know people addicted to the adrenaline rush of a good gym session but me, I don't believe no pain, no gain. I figure as long I'm still scoring some action occasionally, that my body's okay as long as it's getting laid. If it isn't broke, don't fix it!

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July 22, 2006

Tale of Tail Deifies Indian Dude

Just as some men walk with arms slightly bent at the elbow to show that their biceps are so huge that their arms can't hang down straight, others purposely strut with legs slightly bowed as a signal that they carry their biggest guns not on the side of their belts but right in the middle. Subtlety or so they think, hinting at a mega-caliber concealed weapon. Normally, it's a lot of malarkey and they resemble apes walking around with knees and arms half-bent.

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July 21, 2006

Sloth's Believe It or Not

Virgins still exist and not just in folklore.

My brother got married recently and considering the fact that his bride has two sons, it's pretty obvious that my bro didn't marry a virgin. However, he was the first person to snatch her cherry as her high school sweetheart. It seems a twist of fate that two virgins should end up getting married after dozens of other lovers and a lot of time in between their high school tryst. I wanted to get up and make a speech about this very thing at the reception, and about how my mother actually caught them in the midst of their de-virginizing experience (the stupid guy actually brought the little slut home to his bedroom instead of doing it in a car like the rest of us), but out of respect for the elderly at the wedding, I didn't.

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July 19, 2006

Factual or Fictional Female Scorned

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I just went through a breakup. There was no official dumping, just an unexplained ceasing of all communication after a month of long romantic weekends spent together in the country. Eventually, friend of my dearly departed explained first, that I was dumped and then that I had been replaced by someone new.

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July 17, 2006

Nude Dudes Sues - Judge Smells a Rat Terrier

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Do you ever feel bombarded by a headline in the news? Being obstinate by nature, I often refuse to check out the whole story even if the title seems titillating. That how I almost missed a tale whose back-story is far more interesting than the fact someone wants a tanned, naked backside.

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July 15, 2006

The Dice Game

I never really got the point of strip poker. I mean, poker only makes sense of you can bet and we usually don't wear enough clothes to make that possible. Besides, we usually end up playing with someone we've already been to bed with, so where's the thrill?

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July 14, 2006

Widower Grandpa's Naughty Hobby

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I seem to be perpetually single except for brief rather meaningless relationships. I am worried about growing old alone. I mean for now I seem to be able to get laid but I fear down the road it won't happen if my date isn't paid. Perhaps not the romantic way to think of the benefit of a long-term relationship but as much as some people fear monogamy leads to monotony, I think it's better to be bored with the same person than not getting any at all.

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July 12, 2006

Arsenic and New Breasts

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Everyone grieves the death of a loved one in his or her own way. There is no right or wrong way to grieve but there are some somewhat suspicious ways to deal with one's mourning that might lead to more than a few disapproving glances from nosey neighbors. I would think that if one were married to someone that died under unusual conditions you might want to reign in the merry widow behavior.

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July 11, 2006

Yep, The Internet is for Porn!

The Internet Is For Porn, Stud

In case you missed it, the greatest thing about the Internet is not the free flow of information. It’s the easy access to adult entertainment that you so rightly deserve that rocks! This was my thought when I crossed paths with Internet Is For Porn, an aptly-named site that focus on the many hot chicks we know and love! Babes abound and the attention to detail is evident once you visit the site. The captain of the ship, Dr. Montelbaun, is as regular as a baby on bran. He posts daily to his blog, complete with a host of fresh wit, insider info on great sites and a whack of sexy shots of naked sirens to go with! He has a broad focus when it comes to adult entertainment. He yaps on website and model reviews, specific niches for porn and anything and everything in between – which tends to cover a ton of ground. Rabbits Reviews was founded on the principal that the Net was for nakedness and we’re all for supporting those that agree. Add InternetIsForPorn.com to your favorites list and join the masses as we celebrate the glory of super-hot porn!

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July 10, 2006

Non-Sexist Smut Awards

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Pornography has often gotten a bad rep from feminists. Accusations of being sexist and supporting the exploitation or even abuse of female performers as well as the argument that it incites similar aggression against women in men that view it, have all been leveled against porn. Meanwhile, there have been sexually provocative female performers in mainstream mediums such as the music industry that have countered that a woman can liberate herself by owning her sexuality and using it to promote her personal ambitions without fear of exploitation.

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July 8, 2006

Human Rights Is A Dirty Little Phrase

When will the Bush Administration give it up?

I've never been outspoken about republican conservatism, but this George Bush Jr character to the south of my border is just a complete dufus that belongs more to the Victorian era than the 21st century. I think even Queen Victoria was probably more open-minded than this idiot, after all she didn't outlaw lesbians and thankfully, I'm sure, to the benefit of most of us.

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July 7, 2006

Lawyer Sues over Digital Dating Defamation

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If you've tried the online dating thing then you might be aware that it can be a bit like high school. People, especially those without relationships of their own, tend to gossip about everyone else's affairs. Rumors run rampant and rejected rivals often press out sour grapes whining to anyone who will listen.

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July 4, 2006

Lights! Camera! Vacation!

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We’ve all taken great vacations to foreign destinations and had something unexpected happen. For example, I was on a trip to Bermuda when I was just a boy when I was woken from slumber by my screaming aunt who just watched a huge crab crawl out of the bedroom closet. There was also the time I went deep sea fishing and sharks attacked our catches as we were trying to bring them in the boat. Well, that stuff pales in comparison to what happened to an Irish family on a recent vacation.

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June 30, 2006

Unconscious or Sleeping Game

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She surprised me with a weird fantasy. She said she'd always dreamed of being knocked unconscious and ravished. Well, it turns out she didn't really want to be unconscious. She just wanted to be in a state where she could witness the kinds of things I'd do to her if she were unconscious. Now, I have no real desire to make love to a comatose woman, but I saw what she was getting at. What would I do to her if I could do anything?

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June 28, 2006

Snatchless, Snatch and Grabbers

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We've been hearing a lot of about fraud regarding claims for emergency aid after Hurricanes Katrina and Rita. Rumor (and fact in some cases) has it that people have been claiming non-existent dead dependents and using disaster relief debit cards to pay for lap dances, tropical vacations, champagne and diamond jewelry. Most fraudsters are scattered far from New Orleans itself but in that city, there's a far more unusual crime spree occurring.

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June 27, 2006

One Great Porn Blog: Boogie-Blog

The porn world is a big place and it’s a ton of fun to run around in—especially on the web! One of my regular stomping grounds is Boogie-Blog. It’s published by a guy with a keen eye for hot chicks and an interest in all things that relate to XXX. Brother covers everything! In the course of a week, I read posts with some hot porn gossip about my favorite stars, news on the world and how sex fits so finely into it, dirty jokes and tons of pictures and videos to suit the daily needs of any horny native of the Net. Did you know Brooke Skye does hardcore content? Neither did I until I caught a recent post on Boogie-Blog! Did you catch what American Idol star, Kelly Pickler, wore (or didn’t wear) to her prom?? I did – thanks to Boogie. What does Kid Rock look like when shooting porn? Boogie knows! So why do I promo his spot on the web when there are so many others? I do because Boogie has his hands on porn on a daily basis. He runs other sites such as Pornogomy, Porn Reality TGP and my personal favorite (by niche), MILF Finder TGP. Boogie knows porn. Boogie-Blog clearly covers it from any and all angles that I’m interested in. We don’t give credit to other non-pay sites here very often, but when credit is due, I’m only too happy to tell you!

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June 26, 2006

Hard Won Part Victory

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All my email accounts are bombarded daily with penis-related junk mail. Headlines such as, "size does matter" or "please her the way she needs to be pleased" are enough to make anybody a bit dick-obsessed and wondering how the old Johnson measures up in the sack. Especially, when most of the ads imply that your significant other has enjoyed bigger and better but lies to you to protect your feelings. It's enough to undermine the confidence of even the most secure.

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June 23, 2006

No Sealskin Allowed

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And apparently little else, either for some celebrities.

Get a divorce and suddenly all the dirty laundry airs, or so it seems when it comes to Sir Paul McCartney and his anti-fur lobbyist ex-wife, Heather. It was recently revealed that Lady Heather (not to be mistaken for the ever-gorgeous and mysterious character of CSI fame) posed for a series of pre-pre-martial photographs. Not only was she naked, but oh-my-God, some dude was using a sex toy on her! Isn't that just horrible? ;)

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June 16, 2006

Does this make Jesus gay?

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I remember former Christian pop singer Amy Grant before she went secular and after a few hits on mainstream charts, dropped off the face of the earth. I guess payback's a bitch when you ditch the Almighty as manager. Religions often try to pass themselves off as young and hip pushing sanitized versions of what's "in" minus the sin. However, sometimes they inadvertently stumble with slightly blasphemous subtexts.

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June 14, 2006

Superman Isn't Gay, Honest

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The movie Superman Returns has sparked speculation as to the Man of Steel's sexual orientation. As homosexuality becomes mainstream, media and society seems freer to call, a spade, a spade (or a queen, a queen) by implying that it isn't pejorative, regardless of actual intent. The new supposedly enlightened attitude is, "He might be gay, not that there's anything wrong with that?"

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June 12, 2006

Randy Brit's Online Bid for Sexy Threesome

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How times have changed. It used to be that if a couple wanted to explore the more adventurous side of their sexuality that they'd pursue their sexual goals in the most clandestine manner. Private key parties and secret meetings at some dimly lit swinger's club in the basement of the local Masonic lodge after which neither partner would ever speak.

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June 9, 2006

Balls Hit Hard - Just Missed The Right Pocket

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Alcohol fuels poor decisions. Everyone knows the danger of blackouts, getting into fights or driving drunk. However, that level of intoxication where one is an obvious danger to oneself or others, there's a window of Dutch courage. A place where one doesn't make decisions completely out of character but one has a false sense of security in trying out things that seem harmless enough but end up being far more serious in the end (or in the front, as you'll soon read).

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June 7, 2006

He Must Have Missed The Memo...

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A certain adrenaline rush comes with misbehaving at work. Suddenly the tedium of earning a living seems dangerous. When I was much younger during my second office job, I was having some major issues at home. In order to keep a stiff upper lip at work, I found it helped to keep something lower down stiff by surfing porn. Unfortunately, my office was "open concept" and my boss enjoyed "MBWA" (management by walking around).

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June 6, 2006

Trump Lashes Out At Porn Surfing

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The Donald is on the warpath and he has his sights set on, among other things, porn! In his most recent blog, the New York megalomaniac with bad hair (I’ve actually had the pleasure of seeing it first hand at a press conference and it looks way worse in person than on TV) points his finger at employees who use company time to surf the web, check out porn, watch videos and instant message. Are you one of these?

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May 31, 2006

Flying Commando

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It seems a few tried and trusted sayings have not proved true. March was unseasonably warm at the beginning and slightly cool in the end. There was no 'in like a lion, out like a lamb.' Then, April showers were supposed to bring May flowers but alas, April was relatively dry while it has rained non-stop in May.

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May 30, 2006

Erotica LA and Navarro

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Dave Navarro has got it going on. This man has talent and enough tattoos and Goth style to be able to stand next to Marilyn Manson and not look out of place. Now he’s funking it up once more with a hot hosting gig alongside porn queen, Jenna Jameson.

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May 25, 2006

No Porn Hotel

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Travel means time away from the comforts of home. Sometimes you find yourself in a place that is better than ordinary, such as a luxury resort in some secluded tropical paradise. Other times, you’re travelling for business, locked away in your hotel room that, although cleaned daily by a maid and a stocked mini-bar, is little less than a glorified bedroom. Wherever you find yourself, you’re going to want to be as comfortable as possible. You’re going to want your basic needs taken care of, such as food, shelter and, of course, porn. Now there’s a movement afoot to put an end to showing smut in hotels.

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May 24, 2006

Porn Pirates Floating in Main Stream

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I always struggle when discussing the fact that I work in porn. Some people just don’t know how to take it while others are outright against it. I usually fall back on the fact that porn is everywhere. It’s an industry that brought in around $13-billion last year. Theatres brought in around $9-billion. Porn is so prevalent in our society that it’s practically mainstream. The industry is in a constant state of change and society becomes more accepting of it day by day. This is what occurred to me when I heard the news about the Digital Playground/Adam & Eve blockbuster, Pirates.

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May 23, 2006

Catching A Porn Virus!

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Well, I always knew viruses were bad for you, but this new one is damn well cruel. The worst part about it is it’s almost as if it’s trying to do the right thing – at least to a lot of people. I’m not one of them and I guarantee you’re not, either, especially if you’re a fan of Rabbits Reviews. This virus will attack your computer and kick you where it really hurts . . .

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May 19, 2006

Cheesy Cologne - Smells of Stilton Blue

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I don't know how you feel about perfume or cologne and whether it enhances or interferes with your attraction to a man or a woman. Some seem to be gender biased, thinking of women smelling sweet masked in flowery scents while thinking of men as perhaps having a more robust natural musk and barely bathing.

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May 18, 2006

Laid Off By Laptop

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Even the good guys get fucked over – but this you already know, right? Imagine slaving away at a company for 31-years. That kind of service is unheard of today, but NCR Australia, a tech company, had an employee that had been there for that many years. This guy had received 26 performance awards over his career, so he wasn’t a slacker. Now, at 56, he finds himself out of a job. Why? Oh wait, it gets better!

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May 17, 2006

Purity Balls Swollen With Promises

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I myself was brought up to believe that premarital sex was wrong but I don't remember it being much of an issue. It went without saying that if you were a good Christian boy or girl that you saved yourself for marriage and no one made much hoopla about the whole thing.

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May 16, 2006

My Bare Lady

It looks like a new reality show is throwing down the gauntlet and challenging porn stars to become the actors we’ve always wanted them to be. You won’t see Ron Jeremy or Peter North in this series. They’ve decided to focus specifically on four US women from adult studios and will culminate with them performing in a dramatic play in London.

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May 15, 2006

Naked Scrabble Art?

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I don't know how you feel about art. More precisely what actually qualifies as art? Sometimes these days it seems as if controversy overtakes true artistic merit but maybe I'm just too simplistic in my understanding of what message is trying to be conveyed by today's post-modern artists. At any rate, it's always amazing to witness the creativity and unlikely materials used by some of today's best-known talents.

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May 11, 2006

Porn Stars Get Jesus

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The porn industry is a strange beast. One of the most interesting facets is the number of conferences that are held in a year. Most industries seem to have a show or two a year, not counting those that are consumer-oriented. But in the world of online adult entertainment, you can basically hit three industry-oriented conferences a month without blinking. That’s a lot of networking! Now a Christian group has decided to target adult conferences with special bibles they hope will “save” lost souls.

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May 10, 2006

Tawdry Times Past Terminates Teacher

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I remember my first day at school I had the biggest crush on my teacher. She was young and pretty, wasn't my mother and was a miss rather than a missus. I was so heartbroken when she left my class to get married (how old school was that). Times have changed and yet conservative values still reign in educating our future young Republicans.

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May 8, 2006

Hi-Def Threat - Too Real Reality

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I remember about 8 years ago helping a friend researching to buy a digital camera reading that many digital images and printers already exceeded considerably the typical resolutions produced by old-fashioned still cameras. It made me wonder straightaway if the camera already didn't lie, how much more truth did we need?

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May 1, 2006

Neighbors Feel Screwed in Cul-de-sac

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Between the subway and work, there's a big square with a park in the center ringed by expensive brownstones. It often attracts television and movie productions so when I'm running late I curse the frustration of everybody's favorite, location shot being right in the path to the rabbit hole. Nevertheless, I get over it.

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April 27, 2006

That's Between Sheen, Richards and Chloe Jones

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The rumor mill has a day off today, but not to worry, because we have fact that’s just as good as any fiction! Today’s dish involves “Two-and-a-half Men” star, Charlie Sheen, and his soon-to-be ex-wife, Denise Richards. Their public split has turned up new dirt that any gossip columnist would drool over. This time, though, they’ve dragged dead porn star Chloe Jones into the affair.

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April 26, 2006

She Looks Like A Much Younger Man

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Nowadays, one gets the impression that age isn't supposed to count for anything at all, not older not wiser. Many times the media sells stars, as "just as hot" as someone, half her age or even "she could pass for someone much younger" as if any sign of maturity would be a bad thing. We keep hearing things such as "forty is the new thirty" so what happened to growing old gracefully?

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April 22, 2006

The Search for Sex Education

The world has come a long way since my early years. Those were the days where sex education came from the underwear section of the local department store catalogue and old issues of National Geographic featuring rural native tribes that believed topless was the way to go. Now we have the Internet and we can get some serious sex education from any one of a number of sites. Heck, even Rabbits features free porn galleries next to site reviews. One would think we've made progress on where we go for our adult entertainment, but a new study by an educational institution proves that this isn't always the case.

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April 21, 2006

Phony MD Offers Free Breast Exams

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Sometimes, when you think the world has become jaded and overly suspicious, you hear a story that reaffirms the fact that there will always be those who place great in the rest of humankind. Unfortunately, often these tales of trusting innocents tend to prove that being paranoid and distrustful at least prevents one from appearing like a complete idiot when someone chooses to abuse the trust of the too trusting.

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April 20, 2006

XXX Porn Domains

It looks as if we won’t be seeing porn sites with .XXX domains any time in the near future. The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) has put the plan to launch the adult-specific domain on hold. There has been a big push for its creation, largely from conservative Christian corners, so that it would be easier to protect minors from accessing content. The thought is that filters would easily pick up the domain extension but it certainly doesn’t speak to the issue of having so many adult sites already on other domain extensions. So what’s the big holdup?

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April 19, 2006

Dermatology Sites - Bad Skin Sin Is In

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Sometimes smart people seem pretty dumb when it comes to using their common sense. Perhaps, we all have a tendency to excuse stupidity as a naïf belief in the goodness of human nature. For example, many of us have been reckless about the security of personal property at one time or another, only to be shocked when an unguarded object is stolen. You feel foolish but you blame your trust in others rather than your carelessness.

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April 18, 2006

Future Sex Accessories

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When America's best-known researchers in the field of sexuality met recently to discuss development in the upcoming decade of their research, many concluded that they foresee a future of artificial sex partners designed to fulfill one's every desire. According to Julia Heiman, director for the Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction at Indiana University, "What is very likely to be present before 2016 would be a multi-sensual experience of virtual sex."

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April 11, 2006

Spilling Sperm in Vain

Like Israel doesn't have enough to worry about without having Jewish porn sites come under attack by, you guessed it, other Jews! If you happen to speak Hebrew and visit sex sites that cater to the language, you may find that instead of the regular landing page, you are faced with the picture of an old Rabbi. Oy vey!

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April 10, 2006

Hardcore Cable Critiques

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Ironically, given my job, my mother says sex is not a spectator sport. She is horrified by any profanity as she never even takes god's name in vain. You can well imagine there isn't much in the mainstream media that she can appreciate. Nevertheless, if she doesn't like something, she changes the channel or turns it off.

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April 8, 2006

Tiny Gun Creates Weapon of Mass Destruction

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A while ago, in a BBC documentary about penis obsession, I witnessed a man who paid $12 000 US to add a maximum of three-quarters of an inch to the length and a similarly small increment to the width of his statistically average penis so it would be just slightly above average. The operation and the stretching apparatus that had to be worn a minimum of 8 hours a day for 3 months required a serious commitment for minimal results. I couldn't imagine what it would be like, if you did all that and didn't achieve the full possible benefits.

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April 6, 2006

Sloth's Most Desirable Women of 2006

If Hollywood lists were a series of porn categories.

I happened upon AskMen.com the other day and saw their annual list of the top 99 most desirable women. Anyhow, it got me thinking about who my top 99 would be, but well, creating such a list is a bit daunting for a blog, so I have decided to list my top #1's according to as many porn categories as space allows.

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April 5, 2006

Aphrodisiaddict

Food and sex

I am addicted to food. Well, okay, I'm not, but I am addicted to writing about food in erotic short stories and I think that has to do with growing up, quite literally, in a restaurant. My parents were in the fine dining business and we lived in an apartment above our establishment. We had a fridge, but quite frankly it was always empty since we ate in the restaurant and besides, better to cook in a large pro kitchen than a household one! I started out as a dishwasher, worked my way up and even created my own dishes and desserts and have always had a love of food and creative cooking, which is why I often refer to food in my erotic fiction writing. For example, I might, and have described the tastes and sensations of eating a pussy like eating truffles.

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Hardcore Believers

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Confession is good for the soul. I regularly seek redemption by confessing all my personal crimes to anyone that will listen. Like for example, I shouldn't have gone out for happy last night and then ordered pizza with fries when I got home, since I'm supposed to be trying to lose 10 pounds. Now that I've told you, I'm still feeling fat but less guilty.

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April 1, 2006

Charity Gets Screwed

Over the years I've met a few apparently kind-hearted souls that seem to give to others more than they receive. I've always had my doubts about true altruism, mostly because the individuals who were givers often complained about people being ungrateful despite claiming they're generous without expecting anything in return. Generally, I think many do-gooders are only guilty of needing to be needed, which is hardly a sin. Nevertheless, sometimes more than self-glorification lurks below the charitable surface. No good deed goes unpunished even when a good deed goes bad.

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March 30, 2006

Boss Springs a Cherry of a Trap

It's finally beginning to feel like springtime here in the North East, which is like our bright yang after months of dark yin. I often wonder if people living elsewhere in warmer areas miss out on the uncontrollable exuberance that fills the atmosphere around us on the very first day that it's warm enough to go outside without wearing a winter jacket. It's spring and love is in the air at least partly because no one has to dress like the Michelin man anymore.

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March 27, 2006

Mainstream Companies Adult Ad Chagrin

I love how pretentious the mainstream business world has to be about the adult entertainment industry. It's like the drunken uncle that shows up unexpectedly and unwanted to cause trouble at your cousin's wedding. No one wants to admit that they're related to this troublemaker even if he is in the end, the most entertaining guest and the true life of the party.

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March 24, 2006

Games People Play

Opening up your fantasies can be a lot of fun.

There is a phrase for lesbians nearing the end of their relationship and it's referred to as "lesbian bed death." However, I'm not exactly sure that the phrase simply refers to dykes, but rather it seems that it could be applied to any couple whose sex life has become as exciting as watching a plant grow.

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March 23, 2006

Sex, Drugs and Customer Service

Before turning to writing porn reviews full-time, I worked in several call centers subcontracted to some major American companies. Lately, call centers have gotten a bad rep, especially now that more of them are overseas. I'll refrain from writing a long exposé but let's just say customer service doesn't just suck for the people calling.

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March 21, 2006

Online Shopping for Escorts

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Have you ever gone on a blind date and felt completely misled when you met face-to-face? I think it has happened to pretty much everyone. On a regular date, you have some options but when it's paid companionship, the terms are less flexible and you can lose more than just your valuable time. That's where a site like Beautiful Companion comes into play. It takes the guesswork out of securing professional escorts.

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March 17, 2006

Who Needs Sex

Sex didn't always exist. There are plenty of organisms that do quite well without it even now, at least on the unicellular level, reproducing by splitting themselves in half with no muss, no fuss, and no costly dinner-and-a-movie dates. The process is called fission and it couldn't be simpler. Cells in our body do it all the time.

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March 15, 2006

Procreation

As far as Nature's concerned, we have one purpose: procreation. Nature doesn't care how we do it-whether we impress women with big buildings or works of art or scads of money or beautiful poetry-all nature wants is that the sperm meets the egg and that the resulting female or male reach an age where he or she can repeat the entire operation: procreation.

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March 11, 2006

Mutual Pleasure

Sex is the only activity I can think of in which you receive pleasure and give pleasure at the same time. In other words, doing it to someone else feels good to you too, at the very moment you're doing it.

There are other things that seem like they could fit this bill. Certainly, giving my lover a back rub feels good to her and I enjoy it too, but let's be serious. I'm doing it because I'm expecting she's going to do something good to me in return. Or if not, if I'm just doing it because I like the feel of her skin under my hands, well, that's sexual, isn't it?

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March 10, 2006

Ogling

A picture tells a thousand words

Women are suave. They are subtle, appreciative of the sights in front of them and never give away their sexual interest when looking at men or women. At least most don't. In fact, girls are experts at looking at tits, asses, and even the hypnotic swinging pendulum of male joggers, and guys barely notice their gazing.

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March 9, 2006

The Zap Moment

You walk into the party and you're not happy to be there. You scan the crowd, already looking for the exits, when you see her and your eyes lock with an almost audible click!. This isn't the boingg! you feel when you see a knock-out or the a-oo-gah! that tells you she wants to have sex with you. This is a click, deep and visceral, that you feel in your balls. A moment later she lifts her chin and looks away, but now the hunt is on. You have to talk to her and find out what she did to you. You've just experiences a Zap moment.

I had to write a scene lately with a big, fat Zap moment in it, and so I sat down and tried to figure out what it is. At first I thought it was easy-it's someone who find you interesting. but then I realized that's not it. Sexual interest is more often the sidelong glance, the checking up-and-down.

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March 8, 2006

Clothing Optional Work

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It seems like a lifetime ago now but last year after suffering an accident that broke my pelvis in two places, I had to spend 7 weeks working from home while I recovered. Having worked all my life in offices, I have to say that it was at times lonely working from home but it definitely had some perks too.

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March 5, 2006

Memoirs of a whore

The pseudo-history of the prostitute

With all the hype surrounding the film Memoirs of a Geisha (Rob Marshall, 2005) over the past few months, I began to wonder about the history of prostitution. Now, it's not that a geisha was originally considered a prostitute, but it appears that the American occupation of Japan after WWII led to the common concept that they were prostitutes and indeed some sold themselves to soldiers as such. With this in mind, I wonder whether or not it was and always has been war that have caused the innocent and often times elite women of different and obviously losing cultures into objectified cum vessels. In one way it makes sense since the life of a soldier prior to the 20th Century would have been one where they were away from their wives for exceedingly long lengths of time. In which case, and more interesting would be the history of gigolos. ;)

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March 3, 2006

One Size Doesn't Fit All

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Obviously, contraception whatever method you choose is going to be cheaper than the cost of raising unexpected offspring to adulthood but still normally, items marked as "one size fits all" come cheaper than a pack of decent rubbers do.

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March 1, 2006

Dignity For Sale Cheap

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Not just famous celebrities have to deal with vindictive exes releasing sordid sex tapes or naked photos. A Welsh man sold 200 snapshots of his ex-wife with the falling caption below, "She was playing away with my so-called best friend and now it's payback time".

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February 26, 2006

What Sex Looks Like

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Here's some rather special dirty pictures. You won't see these anywhere else. They're magnetic resonance imaging photos (MRI) of a man and woman having sex and were taken by Dutch researchers who report their results in this paper.

The picture on the right is a simplified diagram of the one on the left so it's easier to see what's going on. The man's body is on the right (you can see his spine), the woman's is on the left. Because they were using MRI, they were able to take a photo like a slice, right through all the business. That kind of bent stick-like thing in the lower middle? Yeah. That's exactly what it is. See the testicle below it? That white thing in the woman's body just above and to the right of the head of his unit? That's her bladder. You can see his bladder too. They're empty, so they show up white.

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February 24, 2006

Smoking Felon Threatens to Sue Smoking Gun

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TheSmokingGun.com features a lot of legal documents, contracts and mug shots, often of celebrities, sometimes of frivolous lawsuits or occasionally in the case of the arrest photos just because they're funny. People featured may prefer not to be there, but given how the evidence presented makes them seem petty, immoral or plain stupid, most just suck it up. Most folks do, but apparently not all.

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February 23, 2006

Human Pheromone Phenomenon

Pheromones are chemical messengers some animals use to communicate, releasing them into the air like natural perfume (or, I guess, BO). They influence the behavior of other animals of the same species, and, nature being nature, that behavior usually involves sex.

Pheromones are well known and documented among insects, where they tend to be pretty simple substances. Some moths are so sensitive that the detection of one single molecule on a male moth's antennae will set him to quivering and searching madly about for the female who air-mailed him the message. It drives him nuts.

Of course, no sooner was that research out than people started hunting around for human pheromones, some sort of magic chemical you could spray on and make the opposite sex fall at your feet, quivering like that male moth. There was never any hard evidence found for human pheromones, but there were suggestions. A researcher found back in the '70's that co-eds who lived together began to show synchronization in their menstrual cycles, apparently by sending some sort of chemical message to one another. She finally found that by placed underarm scrapings from one woman on another woman's upper lip, she could influence the second woman's cycle. That's close, but not exactly what the guys in marketing were looking for.

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February 21, 2006

The Cop and the Speeder

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There are a bunch of sexual role-playing games based on the same premise: a male figure of authority, a woman under his thumb with nothing but sex to negotiate with. The man might be a cop or detective, an army officer, a spy-catcher, a boss, a professor, a kidnapper, a pirate or desperado. The woman, no matter how she's dressed or what role she plays, is the victim.

It's basically a power-exchange game: he takes it from her. Sometimes she has to offer it, finding something he'll accept. In the end, she has to do what he wants to be released. The hidden message is clear-submit to me and find freedom. The details of the game can be delicious.

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February 20, 2006

MacGyver of Sex Erases Erectile Dysfunction

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Lately, erectile dysfunction once taboo has become a matter of mainstream pubic, I mean public discourse. Ever since Bob Dole announced the impotency of more than his political aspirations and Viagra came to the market with innocuous commercials showing how much happier people are when they're getting laid, we've known that there are solutions to this once embarrassing problem. No longer does a man need to claim that it has never happened before and that it must have been the two glasses of wine with dinner. Apparently, though, some folks are still not in the know and find other solutions to rub out ED.

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February 18, 2006

Steroids And Sex

Every so often I get kind of tempted to fool around with steroids. I know they're illegal for athletes, and they're dangerous, but wouldn't it be nice to turn some of this flab into muscle, and some of this laissez-faire wimpiness into more a focused male edginess? I don't want to bust any veins with aggression or roid rage, but maybe a little testosterone would give me more confidence and put an attractively predatory gleam in my eye. I decided to check it out on the web.

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February 17, 2006

Cross Dressing Lite

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I saw this guy in a skirt the other day. A big guy, close to me in age, in a skirt cut like a kilt. He stood there waiting for a bus, in his army boots and leather jacket and the black skirt, quite masculine and not self-conscious in the least.

It wasn't what you'd call cross-dressing, really, but cross-dressing is becoming increasingly difficult to define anyhow. Women have long mastered the rules of the game, and with very enticing results, so maybe it's time men started doing the same. A girlfriend once explained to me that kilts made her hot because they made her focus on the idea of the dangly bits underneath. The very idea of a man wearing a skirt draws attention to his masculinity, a whiff of perversity. I can easily understand. After all, it parallels perfectly my hots for girls in boy's clothes.

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February 15, 2006

Bob Guccione and Penthouse

Bob Guccione's New York City mansion is for sale. The 75 year-old former publisher of Penthouse and other "porn " magazines has defaulted on a $25 million loan and the property's reverted to the Laurus Funds, who plan to sell it for up to $40 million. Guccine himself is suffering from throat cancer and lives in Texas now.

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February 13, 2006

Mazola Oil Parties

Whatever happened to Mazola Oil parties? I never got in on one and I always wanted to, but they seem to be gone, gone with the decade of the 1980's that spawned them. Google on the "Mazola Oil Parties" and you get about ten hits, none of them more than a passing reference. Search for "Oil Parties" and you get a bunch of political stuff about petroleum.

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February 10, 2006

When at first you don't fuck-Swede..try, try again.

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Now there have always been those that have argued that sexual orientation is only a matter of choice not genetics. Nevertheless, given the choice, some German males still stick with their buddies rather than going off with some hot Swede bred imports. I guess they prefer their local Bavarian sausage to a foreign smorgasbord.

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February 8, 2006

Deputy Perv On Duty

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One normally assumes those candid up skirt sites are often times staged. However, it's not so difficult to suspend one's disbelief to enjoy some voyeuristic soft-core, besides pursuing the real thing might get you the reputation of pervert or even arrested. However, if one was one of the people normally doing the arresting, one might expect to get away with it.

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February 7, 2006

Sluts and Porn

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I haven't heard a man refer to a woman as a "slut" since high school. At least not in an insulting way. Oh sure, angry men-men who've just been dumped, men who've been hurt-use the word quite a bit, and so do men in the throes of passion (but with caution. She might not like it even then). However, as a description of a woman's morals, I just never hear it very much from men. I hear it a lot more from women.

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February 5, 2006

Erogenoscopic Zones

Tits, ass, legs. Those are probably the most common erogenous zones for men. Or maybe I should say erogenoscopic, meaning the parts of a women that men find most arousing to look at, as opposed to erogenous, which means the parts that are most subject to stimulation. Your erogenous zones are what turns you on, your erogenoscopic zones are what turns other people on.

Supposedly, different countries and cultures go for different erogenoscopic zones. The US has long had a reputation as the home of the tit-man. In Brazil the ass is the prime mover. The thong panty and Rio bikini bottom were supposedly developed in Brazil to show off that country's favorite female asset.

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February 4, 2006

Don't Settle for Celebrity Knock-offs

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Katie Price aka Jordan is Britain's answer to America's Paris Hilton, although she does perhaps have a little more to say than "That's hot!" She is however mostly famous for being famous.

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February 3, 2006

The Game of Whore

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Recently I was talking about sexual role-playing games. There's one game I should warn you about, though, because it can evoke some surprisingly strong emotions and have unexpected consequences. It's the game of "Whore".

The idea's simple: she's a whore, a working girl, and you've picked her up. You tell her what you want and if she agrees, you negotiate a price. You lay your money on the dresser (real money, please. That's important.) and you begin. She has to give you what you're paying for. She gets to keep the money too.

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February 1, 2006

Porn-watching Brothers Get Fries With Their Arrests

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I understand some people (you know who you are) think other drivers don't notice when you're singing out-loud along with the car radio even when you've stopped at a light with the sunroof open. Hey, as long as you're not picking your nose while you do it, that's silly but cool still. However, these fine fellows didn't clue in that other drivers might not see watching porn in the drive-thru lane at Mickee Dee's as so comical[...]

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January 31, 2006

Role Playing Games

If you've been with one partner for so long that things are getting stale, sexual role-playing can be a great way to bring some snap back into the bedroom. It's cheap, fun, and can lead some amazing discoveries about what you and your partner like. She can be your slave (or you hers), or you can be a kidnapper and she a blushing bride. She could play the teacher and you the recalcitrant student, or you the lascivious doctor come to give her an exam and more. Your only limits in sexual role-playing are your imagination, your acting ability, and (sometimes) your ability to keep a straight face and stay in character.

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January 30, 2006

Women's Clothes

I love women's clothes. Not to wear them (not much comes in my size),but to watch them wearing them, and here's why: When a woman dresses, she knows just what she's doing. She doesn't throw on whatever's still clean and leave it at that. She looks at what the clothes say about her—how she wants to be perceived, what she thinks of herself, and what she wants you to think about her.

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January 26, 2006

The exclusivity of a niche

Is there such a thing as pure porn?

There are times when I'm writing reviews for Rabbit when I come across sites that tout themselves as more specialized than hardcore. In these instances Rabbit's Reviews places them in certain specialized categories like anal, blowjobs, hand jobs and even non-nude for that matter.

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January 25, 2006

Lady of the Night Suburbanite

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It's a real life case of Desperate Housewife meets a twisted version of The Weeds (Showcase Channel drama about a formerly well-to-do widow who sells pot to make ends meet). Bonnie Lee Weiss, a Thousand Oaks, California divorcee was secretly turning tricks as an upper-middle-class self-proclaimed courtesan. [...]

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January 21, 2006

Legalize It!

For years and years there has been a debate about whether or not prostitution should be legalized in the United States. There is no doubt that the world’s oldest profession will continue to go on regardless of whether some cronies in Washington decide to recognize it or not but the debate got me thinking of the merits of finally legalizing what goes on everyday in the country. For starters, the main argument in favor of sanctioning sex for sale is that with such legalization comes the ability for regulation. This basically means that there could be state offices mandating health screenings for the prostitutes as well as eliminating the predatory and oftentimes dangerous associations of prostitutes with their pimps.

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January 18, 2006

Is that a rubber in your pocket?

I've heard a lot of freaky news in my time, and even a lot of really weird laws, but in a predominantly Catholic country like Columbia with a Tulua city councilman trying to pass a law where everyone of fucking age needs to carry a condom? Wow, talk about wicked. Certainly, you can see how the local priests have their tighty whities in a bunch, after all this proposal does, to them, promote sex over abstinence.

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January 17, 2006

Crafts That Martha Never Does on TV

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Generally, the term "crafts" evokes a certain wholesome, old-fashioned family fun kind of feeling. I remember my own grandmother used to make hot pads for protecting tabletops from burns out of old bottle caps [...]

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January 16, 2006

Too Much of a Good Thing?

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I know that being a porn star is probably the fantasy of every guy out there but it got me wondering recently about a number of things. I mean sure, having all the pussy you could ever want is surely one of the best draws of being in the industry. Couple that with the fact that the pussy you do get is some top shelf prime twat. I mean, let’s face it … the girls in the industry are HOT and any guy would probably give their right eye just to fuck any of them one time. What had me wondering though is what goes through say, Peter North’s mind as he pounds into pussy after pussy.

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January 13, 2006

New Twist to a Million Dollar Idea

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I read a story from Reuters by Peter Graff (12/29/05) about a 21-year-old student named Alex Tew who came up with a scheme to earn a million dollars in advertising revenue by selling space on his homepage pixel by pixel, a dollar each per square. So for example, a 10 dot by 10 dot spot, representing the average size of a standard font letter, costs $100. It's a simple plan that has allowed him to sell approximately 911 800 pixels based out of his home in Wiltshire, southwest England. You can check out his page at milliondollarhomepage. As the journalist described it, it kind of looks like an online version of Times Square covered in blinking banners and flashing advertising headlines.

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January 12, 2006

Sleep Fixation or something more sinister?

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Being bored yet again one night I started to browse through some adult websites that I’ve never visited before and I came across one that dealt with somnophilia (Sleep Assault and Sleeping Tushy). For those of you who are like me and have no clue what that is, it’s the erotic fixation on the sleeping form. Most of the sites deal with imagery of beautiful girls peacefully sleeping while completely naked. Where some of them take a more hardcore turn is when a stud comes in to the room and proceeds to ravage the sleeping beauty who groggily wakes up to find her lover fucking her with abandon.

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January 11, 2006

What does the "oh" in oh.tv stand for?

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I've said it before and I'll say it again, God Bless America! I just read a press release from OhMobile of Carson City, Nevada about a new broadband channel service with a difference.

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January 10, 2006

Sex and your IQ

Increased sexual activity could make you a braniac

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I often keep apprised of science and medical news, well, I don't go out searching for it, but when it's in the newspaper or on the Internet, I find that my attention is more often drawn to it because whenever I hear of studies I eventually hear of an opposite one, and I quite enjoy contradiction. For example, one moment the medical community is saying that so many ounces of wine per week actually helps a persons health, and the next thing I know someone is offering up evidence to the contrary, for example, the same number of glasses can make ones IQ or memory diminish. Don't quote me on this, it's just something I think I recall from a few years ago and perhaps I, myself, have had too much wine in my time? :-)

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January 9, 2006

Accidently Uncovering and Exposing the Naked Truth

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The truth is out there. Like in an XXX Files case, we hear the moaning of a disembodied voice of reason from out there in cyberspace... or at least, we think that's what all the noise is about?!

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January 4, 2006

The Pill May Cost You Free Love

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Sometimes you're damned if you do, damned if you don't. Take for example a recent story originally from the Indo-Asian News Service (IANS) then related with additional facts by Steven Swinford of the Sunday Times in the UK.

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January 3, 2006

The art of it (Part 3)

Internet pornography can be art.

This is a pretty bold statement, but if artistic merit is what makes non-art into art, and consists of quality, insight and the manipulation of a media to affect a sense of beauty, then as surely as Michael Jackson exists, Internet porn can be art.

First of all porn has quality even in it's rawest form. I'm not talking about bit rates, although this certainly does affect the beauty of an image, but rather style. Just like any art, there is a multiplicity of porn styles. Gonzo, as it is widely perceived, offers a subjective camera style taken from the vantage point of the main character to show what he sees and elicit greater identification with the events. Reality porn uses a direct cinema approach so as not to interfere with the sex events that happen as they unfold in reality. Other sites are more formalistic and employ greater stylistic techniques including more elaborate locations, costumes, narrative, music and even mise-en-scene.

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January 1, 2006

The art of it (Part 2)

Erotic versus porn

There have long been many arguments between what constitutes the erotic versus porn, and it's not difficult to see that each era throughout history has their own standards, but I would go further in suggesting that it's not simply the moral tone of a society, but also individual tastes, preferences and boundaries that constitute much of the difference or lack of difference between these two words.

Erotica is said to constitute works of art, some of which I mentioned in my previous blog, that offer sensuality and depict sexuality. Pornography is defined as distinct from the erotic and certainly nowhere do I find anyone defining Internet porn as works of art.

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December 30, 2005

The art of it (Part 1)

My personal interests in the erotic

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Image courtesy of Earl Miller

I have always had a love of film, art, history and literature, but when I first began university I had no idea of what I would take as my major. I doubt that this is uncommon, since determining what you are going to study for the next four years and then live for a greater portion of your life (certainly for more time then you get for leisure) is not exactly a one-minute decision. I began with archaeology, which was probably more due to my romantic notions regarding anthropology then anything else, but this quickly changed to Fine Art in my second term after a friend had returned from a dig in Israel with stories of the profession's horrifying tediousness. I eventually settled on the more practical film major, but of course took up communications just in case my visions of being the female version of Fellini didn’t pan out.

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December 29, 2005

Jobless Chinese in Doghouse with Mismatched Puppies

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The above picture is not directly linked to the following story, but the product it shows could possibly help those looking for better employment in China. According to a Reuters story (12/28/05) out of Beijing, political correctness is not necessarily flourishing in China's hiring practices and there are few laws to protect prospective employees.

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December 26, 2005

Electronically Transmitted STDs

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Sometimes it's not a story that's funny but where one reads it that proves amusing. Sometimes one just knows that no matter how unbiased the delivery of information, the target audience will easily read into it to support political or moral slants.

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December 23, 2005

Canada Keeps Swinging

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I can now proudly declare that we really are the True North Strong and Free up here in Canada. We had garnered that kind of reputation due to gay but now we can say the same about the heterosexual practice of going to swinger clubs.

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December 17, 2005

Home for the Holidays

How to have sex with all the relatives around

Every year I travel home for Christmas and generally at some point during those few days when the partying has stopped and there are no nieces and nephews hanging off of you and everyone has gone to bed, there comes a time when you want to have sex. Having sex under my parents roof has always caused me some anxiety, after all do I really want them hearing what I do in bed?

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December 16, 2005

The Bible in the Biblical Sense

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For those of you out there who haven't actually read the bible, you might be surprised to find out that especially the Old Testament has some racy stuff in it. Tales of adultery, seduction, corruption, betrayal and murder abound. There's a reason why the old B-I-B-L-E has always been a bestseller. Nevertheless, for centuries the church has glossed over the sex and violence, to focus on morality and wholesome family values. They often presented the moral of the story without revealing the naked truth of it. Until now that is [...]

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December 14, 2005

New Superman Has More Than Bulging Muscles

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According to the website Ananova.com, Hollywood executives working on the new movie Superman Returns have one super-sized problem. Apparently, the film's star, Brandon Routh fills out the front of his skintight costume a little too well, especially on profile shots.

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December 12, 2005

Cabin Fever

The price you pay for membership to the mile high club

We all, or at least I hope we all have lived semi-dangerously by having public sex. Most of us don't get caught, even though there are close call occasions. However, even if you know someone's having sex in the change room next to you at your local Walmart, I doubt that many of us would do more than smile, laugh or snicker.

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December 7, 2005

Searching For Porn News

Maybe it's just the time year when my mind is skiing with what gifts to give to my family and friends during the holiday, but I feel a bit of writer's block today. Some days my mind is a total avalanche of ideas (and I really should write them down for moments like this) and yet today I can't even think of what kind of present would be awesome for lover let alone what kind of blog would be interesting enough for you and me.

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Bush Engages in New Witch Hunt

Once again, the illustrious President as apparently declared war on another constitutionally protected privilege, this time being free speech. I was reading an article that outlined the administration's new vendetta against pornography. It has been decently reported on the past attempts under Bush to demonize anything remotely sexually erotic as debased and immoral, but now his cronies are tightening the noose and focusing specifically on erotica that depicts bondage and SM situations.

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December 6, 2005

Monogamy Is A Myth

Over the past couple of months I have been increasingly skeptical of the whole concept of eternal monogamy that was the basis of my early understanding of relationships. While the whole concept is certainly a romantically appealing one, I find it hard to believe that every person on the planet is destined to find the complete complement to their life and spend the rest of their time on earth with that one person. As the whole concept of marriage has evolved, I understand that there are progressive couples out there who separate the emotional commitment that they share with a partner from the physical needs that every person desires to fulfill. I think it is probably a basic truth that as people get older, their personalities necessarily change, and along with those changes come different needs. Unless the other person changes at the same rate, then there is an unbalanced relationship that creates unhappiness. Not to even mention how genetics/evolution affects our relationships.

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December 5, 2005

Great Sex Means Great Ideas

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According to a story from Reuters (11/30/05) by Patricia Reaney, researchers have found that such famous names as Pablo Picasso, Lord Byron and Dylan Thomas not only shared generous portions of the gift of creativity, but great sex lives too (just to be clear they aren't implying they shared great sex with each other).

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December 4, 2005

How To Give Good Orgasms

Does anyone really know how?

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Sometimes I come across how to articles and certainly when picking up magazines like Cosmo, there are 101 ways that tell you how to land a guy or girl, or break up. It's very rare that I find how-to articles on giving head, hand-jobs or squirting, at least not on the shelves of my local convenience store. Maybe there is, but that's about as likely as finding 'Debbie Does Dallas' at my local Blockbuster.

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December 3, 2005

A Sex Video Worth $200 and Your Mother's Dignity

Many people seem compelled to capture memorable moments on video. They’re not recording weddings, school graduations or birthdays, but doing the nasty with a boyfriend or a girlfriend.

Personally, I tend to feel if it’s worth remembering, it’s worth repeating and anything not worth repeating is better off forgotten. Call me unsentimental, but if I want to sleep with an ex, I just do it in the flesh. Sitting at home watching a homemade XXX version of An Affair to Remember isn’t my style, call me unsentimental I guess.

In the beginning, it was just pseudo-celebrity heiresses caught on camera, but now everyday people seem to be having the same troubles. On azcentral.com, I read a story originally from The Canadian Press (11/17/05) about a girl from Peterborough, Ontario, Canada who stole her mother’s camcorder and sold it for $200. Unfortunately, there was a tape still inside, a recording of her mother having sex with her boyfriend (the mother’s boyfriend not the stealing girl’s beau). Her mom only figured out what had happened when the angry boyfriend called complaining his vessel was a bigger video star than the Titanic. The angrily overexposed matriarch then called police to report her errant offspring’s theft.

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December 2, 2005

Laughter Is An Arousing Thing

There are so many surveys out there that purport to contain the real answer as to what women really want in a guy. Now I know some women who are brutally honest and admit that sexual prowess is a vital consideration when considering any potential mate. I would wholeheartedly agree because sex really is a vital component for a healthy existence. What has me thinking also is that the large majority of these surveys list humor right up there at the top of the pile as most attractive qualities. I like to laugh as much as the next guy but when you mix that in with sexual attraction I find it hard to see the correlation. So, being the curious bugger that I am, I investigated and found out that laughter and orgasm both release a similar chemical in the brain that causes euphoria.

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November 30, 2005

Black Friday Sales In Porn, Too

As probably most of you out there, I love a good sale or discount. I have to admit that I’m not a big shopper on that most hallowed of holiday traditions – the big day after Thanksgiving holiday in America. Thousands of people wake up at the break of dawn to take advantage of the huge markdowns that retailers offer to beat the competition. Usually I just procrastinate and wait until the end of the holiday season to pick up last minute gifts.

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November 26, 2005

Sex and Rock'n Roll

Does music have a place in Internet porn?

When I watch a movie, whether it is a Hollywood narrative or a Sunset Strip porn production, I expect music. Music, in these instances, always serves the production and enhances the dramatic action by acting as an accompaniment to the image. It rarely dominates the film or the action like it does on Internet porn sites like Silverstone Videos.

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November 25, 2005

Internet Infidelity Leads to Divorce in Romania

I guess I feel compelled to give a special warning to all our fans from Romania. I just read an article from Ananova.com (11/23/05) about a Romanian woman who filed for divorce on the basis of virtual adultery.

Just so, you don’t think she’s a fickly desperate housewife; Geta M of Galati has been married to her husband Ion for 23 years. One can assume they’ve already endured some ups and downs. They have at least a couple children since that’s how Mr. M got turned onto online XXX images. He bought a computer and hooked it up to the internet for their younger son according to the story.

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November 22, 2005

Former Hollywood Madame's City Slickers

Since 2002, over 2 million Americans or about one citizen in every 142 US residents is in prison. The ongoing debate has always been about whether time in jail leads to rehabilitation or merely recidivism.

An article by Ken Ritter for the Associated Press proves a person’s past crimes may lead to complications even if she does try to straighten out her life. He writes about poor Heidi Fleiss who besides having excessive plastic surgery (my opinion, not Ken’s) her patience may end up being stretched to its limit like her face already is by her latest endeavor to become a contributing member of society. Prostitution is legal in the part of Nevada where Heidi explains, "I am opening up a stud farm. I am going to have the sexiest men on earth. Women are going to love it.” Alas, sweet, sweet Heidi may have her honest, hard working dreams dashed, since as a convicted felon released from a California prison in 1999 after serving 21 months for money laundering, tax evasion and attempted pandering, she might not qualify to hold the license required to run a legal brothel.

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November 18, 2005

Jesus Loves Porn

I recently discovered an interesting site called Jcs Girls that despite having the name and even glossy front page typical to a porn site is the antithesis of one.

The JC in JC Girls stands for Jesus Christ. The message isn’t sex, it’s salvation. The busty tanned models on the homepage aren’t porn stars they’re evangelists. The one named Heather used to be a stripper then she had an epiphany during New Year’s Eve 1999. Although, The Millennium didn’t mean the end of the world, it meant the end of her wild stripper life. What’s special about these bible-thumping babes is their unique tactics for ministering to people.

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November 15, 2005

It's Not Just A Miracle, I Hope

Scottish man's supposed winning battle against Aids

More than any other transmittable disease, AIDS has had a devastating effect on the porn industry and the world, particularly in the early 1980's when there was relatively little known about the virus (although even now). While porn actors have always been more vulnerable to diseases due to the nature of their employment, it was in fact the consequences of HIV and AIDS that lead to both widespread testing and the use of condoms. Of course, those working in adult entertainment are probably a lot more diligent about being tested than the rest of us.

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November 14, 2005

Contraceptives- Just In Time For Xmas

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The search for alternative forms of male contraception is ongoing. Hormone patches are uncomfortable making one aggressive and prone to “bacne,” giant zits on a backside aren’t too sexy either. One might like something less permanent than a vasectomy, for some reason most men don’t want someone cutting into their balls either. Finally, as effective a boost buying condoms marked extra large may be to bolstering a man’s ego, they still cramp one’s style a bit. Those tiny packages are a bitch to open with slippery fingers like ripping apart a bag of chips after too many beers. Besides, for many couples the issue isn’t sexual safety, but contraception.

A new solution sounds like a fun alternative. According to an article from Ananova online news Science and Discovery section (11/09/05), I learned of a shocking (literally) new way to disrupt fertility used by Serbian fertility expert Dr Sava Bojovic. He uses two electrodes to send low electrical currents through a man’s testicles immobilizing his sperm for up to 10 days, rendering them incapable of fertilizing a woman’s egg.

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November 6, 2005

Porn- Good Or Bad?

Back in the early days of my discovering internet porn sites I never thought I would ask myself if enough was enough. But, recently I’ve been thinking about the pros and cons of taking care of yourself with the help of all the good sites out there. Now, I can honestly say that sometimes porn serves couples as a means to get ideas for fun bedroom experimentation. But, more likely than that, I think it is increasingly becoming a sort of easy way to get off instead of going out, getting a date, and going through the whole motions of getting some real action.

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November 2, 2005

In The Court Of Law...

Apparently no excuse is too big

I have heard some very interesting and sometimes disturbing verdicts handed out by judges over the years and I think that we can all agree that there are some pretty damn fascinating defence arguments floating around in history. However, I think I may have just come across the most bizarre defence excuse yet. Of course, this is not to make fun of the very serious crime that the accused has been charged with, which is sexual assault.

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October 20, 2005

Where Did All The Boys Go?

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Okay, so I mean porn star dudes. I love porn star sites. I guess the niche appeals because I love well-made photo and video content, and for the most part you can count on good quality when a big name is attached to a site. So, moments ago, I was perusing Rabbit's listing of pornstars, curious to see the various names and particularly interested in whether or not Lanni Barbie (rowr) had been reviewed and it suddenly struck me that there were only three male stars listed. It made me wonder if male pornstars, other than gay ones, really have their own sites?

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October 17, 2005

Sex Shows

The search for something to do

Every year in my city, there is a sex show. I don't mean live intercourse or anything, but rather more like a convention and yet, I can never remember when it happens. Considering the fact that I make a living from the adult industry, I felt that it was high time that I start actively seeking events to attend if only to increase the well of my knowledge. Yet, where does one start?

I checked a number of local resources, but didn't find a damn thing and it wasn't until I hit up the Floating World that I actually found what I was looking for and voila, there was a huge event on my urban horizon!

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October 15, 2005

The News

Real life news tidbits. Really.

I come across the oddest tidbits of information when searching the Internet to read about what's up in the world or listening to the television. For example, yesterday I read a bit of fluff that Katie Holmes strict Catholic dad is extremely upset about the "possible evidence" of premarital sex with Tom Cruise. Hm, now there is an understatement if I ever heard one. Perhaps her being pregnant didn't quite make his list for "solid" evidence?

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October 14, 2005

A Chilly Reminder

It happens every year. The day the denial must end. The moment you realize it’s cold again and will be that way for several months. It hits you like a ton of bricks. Every year, you fool yourself. You forget freezing winter under the blazing summer sun. A mid-July summertime lie erases completely the cold reality of mid-January snow squalls. You dare to complain each summer that it’s too hot, until it’s too late. Suddenly the sun is gone. The heat dissipates almost overnight leaving you to wake up one frosty morning to the death of summer. It’s like a...

It happens every year. The day the denial must end. The moment you realize it’s cold again and will be that way for several months. It hits you like a ton of bricks.

Every year, you fool yourself. You forget freezing winter under the blazing summer sun. A mid-July summertime lie erases completely the cold reality of mid-January snow squalls. You dare to complain each summer that it’s too hot, until it’s too late. Suddenly the sun is gone. The heat dissipates almost overnight leaving you to wake up one frosty morning to the death of summer. It’s like a cold shower after a hot make out session, you’re left with memories of what sin was and fantasies of what sin might have been.

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October 10, 2005

Nothing About Porn Today

Happy Thanksgiving to our Canadian friends

Well, today is Thanksgiving in Canada, and since the great white north provides plenty of beautiful young girls for us to feast our eyes upon, I thought I'd send out a happy day in their honour. Of course, I also happen to be Canadian, and my weekend has basically consisted of family get together's and elbowing my way through supermarkets to find a beast to roast later today. I had hoped to do something a bit different this year, like King Crab or Prime Rib roast, but it appears everyone had that same idea. After supermarket number three, and unable to find what I wanted, I caved in and bought turkey and all the fixings.

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October 7, 2005

Loud Porn Finnishes In Arrest

Probing for porn-related stories uncovered an article dated Wednesday, October 5, 2005 by Neelesh Misra, an Associated Press writer. Mr. Misra recounts how an unnamed Finnish man (I assume he has a name it just wasn’t reported) and his companion (She probably also has an identity of her own besides “Indian girlfriend of unidentified Finnish man”) were arrested after neighbors complained they heard loud-playing porn. It happened Monday night at the Finnish man's home in the town of Gurgaon, which is the center of India's information technology and outsourcing business. The hapless couple could face up to three months in...

Probing for porn-related stories uncovered an article dated Wednesday, October 5, 2005 by Neelesh Misra, an Associated Press writer. Mr. Misra recounts how an unnamed Finnish man (I assume he has a name it just wasn’t reported) and his companion (She probably also has an identity of her own besides “Indian girlfriend of unidentified Finnish man”) were arrested after neighbors complained they heard loud-playing porn.

It happened Monday night at the Finnish man's home in the town of Gurgaon, which is the center of India's information technology and outsourcing business. The hapless couple could face up to three months in prison as well as a fine, since exhibiting and possessing pornographic materials is illegal in India. The police also seized the Finn’s television and a CD player (I am not sure what the CD player had to do with the porn, unless it was playing “Sounds of Waves and Fucking,” the same deep relaxation recording I use for meditation in the groundhog hole).

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October 5, 2005

Where The Truth Lies, Indeed

I was watching the news last night, and I pay particular attention to film news. What can I say, I'm a film festival whore. I follow as much as possible from Cannes and Fantasporto in Europe to Sundance and tiny independent festivals. Right now, it's the season for the Toronto International Film Festival, and the news last night was about a film by Canadian director, Atom Egoyan called "Where the Truth Lies."

If you think about it, the title of the film seems a little too ironic. The movie stars Kevin Bacon and Colin Firth, and is loosely based around Hollywood icons Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin. What's controversial is that the film was smacked with an NC-17 rating in the United States. For those that are not aware, the NC-17 rating in the U.S. is considered the kiss of death for a movie. The film was slapped with it by the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) supposedly for explicit sexuality in a ménage à trois. The problem with an MC-17 label for a film in the States is that many cinemas end up refusing to show it.

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October 2, 2005

Bouncing For Loss Of Dollars

I don't go out to clubs that much anymore. Well, I don't go out to dance clubs. I prefer sitting around in a funky pub and talking, or watching a live band, even though I love dancing. However, this last Saturday night I decided what the hell. We went to the gay village where there are a lot of different mixed places that are fun, and they are all in the same vicinity. Straight clubs seem to be more spread out across the city and none of us felt like spending more money on cabs than on drinks.

However, there was one place we decided to go at the last minute just for old times sake to see what was happening. I noticed there was an attitude change among the bouncers at that particular club. Once a place of good-time lesbians, it seemed there was a new breed of posturing bouncers with attitude problems manning the door. Basically, they were picking and choosing who gets to go in, and who is not allowed to go in for whatever lame excuse they decided to muster. I watched them hassle people, including us.

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October 1, 2005

Porn dial-up users still exist?

There is a cliché sex phrase that once you go black, you never go back. When it comes to Internet connections, you could pretty much reiterate this in saying that once you discover highspeed, you wonder what the hell took you so long to get there! At one point this weekend, I used a dial-up modem, and it was like living a nightmare. All I wanted to bloody well do was check my email and it felt like it took me 50 years. If it took that long just for email, I can't even imagine trying to do a porn review, or even streaming a Windows Media porn flick, let alone download an MPEG.

In doing recent reviews for Rabbit, I noticed that some sites (footprints 4 u for example) aren't offering videos for a dial-up connection anymore. On the one hand, I can understand this because a 56k movie sucks shit. However, this kind of stuff gets me thinking, so I decided to explore the numbers.

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September 30, 2005

Will that be meat or potatoes with your porn?

There's porn for everyone, even vegetarians.

You can imagine my amazement when I stumbled across a site regarding porn geared to vegetarians. Well, I should hardly be surprised by any kind of porn, and yet couldn't help but laugh. My first thought was whether or not it meant no men. My immediate second thought was more along the lines of cucumbers sliding in and out of pussy juice machines. After all, what is porn for the vegetarian?

It wasn't a porn site, although it did contain an element of pornography in the editorial section, and it was here that I found one interesting complaint about the use of words.

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September 28, 2005

Beautiful Wife Brings Painful Life

The Internet has provided me hours of pleasure and now employment with its plethoric porn. It also let’s me laugh at unlucky events in the everyday lives of everyday people. Such is the case of an ill-fated Romanian farmer Gheorghe Popa from Galati according to an article on Ananova.com. Apparently, this 52-year-old man recently married a beautiful 25-year-old bride named Loredana. His newlywed missus was hanging laundry to dry outside when her adoring hubby happened to meander by with a heavy sack of grain. Long story short, so mesmerized by her beauty was he, his hefty load ended up accidentally...

The Internet has provided me hours of pleasure and now employment with its plethoric porn. It also let’s me laugh at unlucky events in the everyday lives of everyday people. Such is the case of an ill-fated Romanian farmer Gheorghe Popa from Galati according to an article on Ananova.com.

Apparently, this 52-year-old man recently married a beautiful 25-year-old bride named Loredana. His newlywed missus was hanging laundry to dry outside when her adoring hubby happened to meander by with a heavy sack of grain. Long story short, so mesmerized by her beauty was he, his hefty load ended up accidentally dropped. Unfortunately, he probably won’t be dropping any heavy loads of his own anymore. The image of his spouse was so enticing; the mister she married mustered an erection. His hard-on apparently wasn’t hard enough to break the fall of the bag of grain, but hard enough to be broken by its fall instead.

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September 23, 2005

Full Frontal Nudity

Why a cock is such a big deal?

As happens on weekends, I was stuck in a long line at the supermarket. After staring endlessly at the wall of Campbell's soup cans, and practically counting every flavour - I hadn't realized there were so many - I decided to cast my eyes upon the tabloids. One photo, well several since a person can't seem to get away from news about this particular couple, reminded me of something.

"I heard Brad Pitt is going to do a full-frontal."

"He's doing a film in Canada," my boyfriend skirted the issue at first.

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September 20, 2005

Reviewing Porn

The good and the bad and the ugly about writing porn reviews.

Many people probably think that a porn reviewer has the luckiest job in the world. After all, you have access to tons of porn in just about every niche that exists! When I tell people what I do for a living, I get a mixed reaction, but most people seem envious. However, they don't know the half of it!

There is actually a lot of crap on the web. Certainly, there are more shitty websites out there than I had ever imagined, but then according to Google, there are about 14, 400, 000 porn sites available, so it's to be expected.

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September 19, 2005

HD Porn Trend

Nothing pleases me more on a porn site than crystal-clear videos. In the last year or so, most sites have considerably increased the level of bitrate encoding (kbps) for their videos. I'm not surprised anymore when a site has 2MBs or even 4MBs (DVD quality) movies. However, there's a superior technology on the horizon that is already shifting quality standards, and that is HD (High Definition) video. So far I've come across several porn sites that use it and I would like to take the opportunity to highlight some of them, starting with BrookeSkye.

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September 16, 2005

Porn, Sex and Love

I review porn for a living so you’d think by now I’d understand the difference between sex and love. I guess once my cock is inside someone a few times, it’s always hard for me not to grow attached… the question then becomes, am I attached to the person or to the sex? I really don’t know sometimes. I am always into very passionate action whether I’m “making love” or just fucking. I don’t limit my contact in any way when doing it with someone, however casually. I’ve never respected the no kissing rule, for example. I mean a...

I review porn for a living so you’d think by now I’d understand the difference between sex and love. I guess once my cock is inside someone a few times, it’s always hard for me not to grow attached… the question then becomes, am I attached to the person or to the sex?

I really don’t know sometimes. I am always into very passionate action whether I’m “making love” or just fucking. I don’t limit my contact in any way when doing it with someone, however casually. I’ve never respected the no kissing rule, for example. I mean a hole is a hole is a hole I know, but if that was true, I could screw an empty wide-necked juice bottle. Although I do picture my swollen willy getting stuck inside and having to explain to the doctor how I was only trying to get the last drop of apple juice from the bottom.

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September 15, 2005

Wacky Sex Laws

Being a porn reviewer and writer, I often come across some really odd stuff, and I'm not talking about the pizza guy delivering much more than just the extra sausage nor am I talking pygmy hardcore. The really weird sex stuff seems to lie at the heart of our own culture, particularly in our laws.

Some laws are so damn ridiculous that you have to wonder if they were made while lawmakers were on some wicked mescaline trip, or at the very least while they were all completely drunk.

For example, it is said that in Washington, D.C. it is illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary. That would be news to just about every politician, particularly former President Clinton. I'm surprised the whole city isn't under house arrest!

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September 13, 2005

Groundhog versus Grassroot Conservatives

The Groundhog has personally fallen victim to the latest anti-pornography law to be enforced. I wondered how it might affect my work life but I never thought of how it might impact my private forays onto the web. Then I received a message from one of the online adult dating sites to which I am a member. It explained that my photos had to be removed because they were too risqué and the company had no way of verifying my age for their official records. I should be pleased if anyone could doubt that this old varmint is younger than...

The Groundhog has personally fallen victim to the latest anti-pornography law to be enforced. I wondered how it might affect my work life but I never thought of how it might impact my private forays onto the web. Then I received a message from one of the online adult dating sites to which I am a member. It explained that my photos had to be removed because they were too risqué and the company had no way of verifying my age for their official records. I should be pleased if anyone could doubt that this old varmint is younger than the three decades it has spent on this earth. Somehow I think it’s only common sense that has been called into question, while my advanced years remain obvious.

I come from an old-fashioned, ultraconservative, religious upbringing so I can relate to people wanting to protect their families from what they consider negative influences. However, back when I was a pup, my parents considered it their job to police whatever media I was seeing. Although they didn’t necessarily approve of everything on TV or in the movies, they never felt that it was somebody else’s responsibility to control what we were watching. Of course, you can argue that my mother stayed home, so she had the time to survey my every move.

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Porn and History

I picked up a book at the library to do a bit of research, and came across an essay about porn in the 1980's. Basically, it was all about how the industry flourished in that decade, and it was more economic and historical in nature, so I won't bother you with that. However, what caught my eye was a dildo manufacturer who had made dildos in his basement, and ultimately created a million dollar empire. Just seeing this little blurb reminded me of a woman I had met a few years ago. She worked in a medical museum, and at a very posh and conservative conference during dinner, she began to tell everyone at the table about the history of medical dildos, and the contraptions she had seen. All of us were howling with laughter, much to the chagrin of our employers. I no longer remember what was so hilarious, but it's completely fascinating how far dildos have come since their early beginnings.

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September 12, 2005

Porn For World Peace

Imagine porn for world peace and a better tomorrow. Yes, since I make a living as a professional critic one might assume that I am a cynical bastard. Nevertheless, although I've never been accused of being overly optimistic in life, I have often been accused of been an idealist and seeing the best in people. Surprisingly this last part is often seen as a fault rather than a quality, but as an idealist one readily accepts that being a better person doesn't win you any awards, it a question of personal principle and merit. How can I wax so philosophically...

Imagine porn for world peace and a better tomorrow. Yes, since I make a living as a professional critic one might assume that I am a cynical bastard. Nevertheless, although I've never been accused of being overly optimistic in life, I have often been accused of been an idealist and seeing the best in people. Surprisingly this last part is often seen as a fault rather than a quality, but as an idealist one readily accepts that being a better person doesn't win you any awards, it a question of personal principle and merit.

How can I wax so philosophically about the good in porn then you ask? I feel it's gotten a bum rap over the years and its seedy reputation although perhaps appropriate for some aspects of the business doesn't necessarily have to apply to the concept as a whole.

Critics always claim it causes aggression and the objectification of human beings as sexual objects. There's no denying that perhaps it can change the way some people see the world, but after having seen more porn in the last couple of years than I had ever seen before I realize that "objectifying" doesn't have to be a bad thing.

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August 25, 2005

Beers and Pelvis

Groundhog's first ground breaking grumbling... a personal, tear-provoking story of misfortune after work (and a few beers).
So, a while back I fucked up my pelvis. Yes, folks you heard me, my pelvis. I broke it in two places and that's not something you want to do to the part of your body that carries around what most men, including the late, great Elvis, think is their main claim to fame. How'd I do it, you ask? It's complicated to put into words but let's just say that it involved forgetting my keys, a fire escape and trying to reach a first floor balcony by reaching across a one story drop above the walkout basement apartments below street level.

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