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February 8, 2010

Naked Cheerleaders Lift My Spirits

Image courtesy of Cheerleader Auditions.

Some of my buddies watch football like it's a religion. I always join in, but not because I give a damn whether New Orleans or Minnesota score a touchdown (do they even have teams?), but how much time I can spend checking out the cheerleaders so I can use them as masturbatory material later in the day. Sadly, you won't see any naked cheerleaders on Sunday night football, but you will on Cheerleaders Audtions.

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January 21, 2010

A Hardcore Junky Needs A Fucking Fix!

Image courtesy of After Class Adventures.

Do you wake up in the mornings with a slick pussy or a hard cock (in this case, your own I mean, not someone else's - otherwise, you might forego online porn...at least for a while). Well, I tend to wake up with both, one belonging to me and one to my girlfriend. I'm sure you can figure out whose equipment belongs to whom. Anyways, no matter how much hardcore action occupies my mornings, my evenings are jam-packed with great sites like After Class Adventures Dick. I guess you could say I'm a hardcore junky and I have no intentions of kicking this awesome habit.

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January 12, 2010

A Solo Girl Or Two... Or Three

Image courtesy of My Sexy Life.

If you find yourself alone on a Friday or Saturday night (or, in my case, any given night of the week), you may be so inclined to dim the lights, boot your computer and fly solo. Meaning, of course, enjoying a few self-induced orgasms. Some people's lives are a little more sexual and exciting than others' and My Sexy Life features a individual babe who meets all sorts of ladies and gents and their hobbies include, sucking, fucking and enjoying hot splatters of man goo. This solo girl forms duos, trios and even quartets.

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September 1, 2009

A Porn Pass For The Masses

Image courtesy of Porn.com .

In a day and age where we always want more choice and more variety, it's only natural that we want it in our porn too. Look at how grocery stores have started offering tools, pharmaceutical products and clothing? Nobody can resist the one-stop shop and that goes for porn as well. You love watching BBWs get their chubby rolls pleasured, but you also like that with a side of Asian pussy and an intense gangbang? Well, have no fear, because Porn.com has what you want and much more. Your porn pass is equivalent to sitting down to a very large and very sexy buffet. I hope you're hungry.

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August 28, 2009

Misty River And Some Massive Porn Websites

Image courtesy of Hustler.

The blonde beauty that you see pictured here wearing the Rabbits shirt is none other than the lovely Misty River. I'd love to tell you a little bit about where she's from and stuff like that, but besides the fact that she's sometimes credited as Misty Rivers rather than Misty River, I don't know a whole lot about her. Actually, there is one other thing I know about her and that's where you can go to see some of her work. If you're interested in doing that you can go to the mega porn site know as Hustler.

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April 10, 2009

Porn Discounts: How To Save When Shopping For Porn

Image courtesy of Hegre Art.

It's no secret that there's a worldwide recession going on right now and just about everyone is being affected by it. People everywhere are looking for ways to save money and porn consumers are no different. Lucky for them though, Rabbits Reviews has negotiated special pricing on some of the best websites out there and as such, you can still enjoy the smut you love and take advantage of some porn discounts when you go through us to visit sites like Hegre Art, Porn.com or 360 Solos.

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March 27, 2009

Conservatives, Liberals And The Adult Entertainment Industry

Image courtesy of Hustler.

In response to what is becoming a global economic crisis, the Liberal Party of Canada is attempting to protect Canadians from a minority Conservative government whose agenda does not, according to the Liberals, appear to be creating jobs or putting food on the tables of the millions of Canadians who need help. But are they responding to all Canadians, or just a select few? Here at Rabbit's Reviews, we are as concerned as anyone with the plight of the average working person, as we are just as vulnerable to economic hardship as any other industry.

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October 16, 2008

What Happened to the 'Erotic' in Hollywood?

Image courtesy of Mr Skin.

I try to see as many movies as humanly possible. I get more of my fill of porn on a daily basis, so what I mean is that every Friday night I shell out some bucks at the cinema. Over the couple of years, I've seen way cool hyper-styled cheese flicks like "300", fascinating dramatic portraits like "Fur" and even some disturbingly confusing but interesting avant-garde films like "Inland Empire" (disturbingly confusing but interesting is David Lynch though, so it was to be expected). However, something is missing from Hollywood these days, other than good scripts I mean, and that's SEX. I guess you could always check out our list of porno flicks to get your fix instead. However, I still yearn for more sexiness Hollywood style as you find on Mr Skin.

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July 4, 2008

Our 5000th Porn Review

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Once in a lifetime, an event happens that is so significant that it is entered into the annals (not anals) of history, there to be remembered by those who experienced it forever. For example, I remember where I was when O.J. was acquitted. My father remembers when JFK was assassinated. Unfortunately, my mother still can't remember where she parked her car when she went to the mall a few years ago, but that's another story. There are those who remember where they were when Drew Barrymore flashed David Letterman, when man first set foot on the moon and, of course, that time Denis Franz showed his ass on national television. I'm pretty sure that those reading this will remember where they were when they found out that the Porn Pros Network became the 5,000th review on Rabbit's Porn Reviews.

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June 25, 2008

Free Porn Browser

Heat Seek is something more than just a new way of browsing porn. It has some extra features that should make anyone who shares a computer with someone else a little more comfortable with looking for hardcore action without anyone else knowing what they've been up to online. For starters, this program, which is free to download, is password protected, so no one will accidentally open it up and get a shock, unless he or she knows how to unlock it. Obviously, you just need to choose a decent password.

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January 10, 2008

Lynx's Porn Picks

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You've all been in video stores where they have the shelf that contains the 'staff picks.' They usually have some great choices on that shelf and it's obvious why that is. These are the people that know what they're talking about. Well, the same applies here at Rabbits Reviews. Nobody knows porn better than we do and of all the reviewers here, Lynx is definitely the one that you can trust to pick top-quality porn. She has a very discerning eye and she definitely knows what she likes. When she's not working on some project she's got going around the house, Lynx is scouring the Web to find out what the best porn sites are so she can share them with all of you. Here are a few of her favorites.

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December 25, 2007

Special Porn Prices

Image courtesy of Playful Hands.

You know that Rabbits Reviews gives you great advice on which porn sites you should choose to spend your money on and you know that we're working around the clock to give you the best possible advice we can. As if that weren't enough, we even go so far as to negotiate special deals with select sites. You'll have to visit these sites through the links we provide in our Specials section in order to get the discounted prices because you won't get these deals any other way. It's like it's Xmas everyday here at Rabbits Reviews with our special porn prices!

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December 10, 2007

Peacock's Porn Picks

Image courtesy of Insane Cock Brothas.

Every month, RabbitsReviews is going to be bringing you, our faithful readers, a new feature: Staff Porn Picks. These are the favorite sites of our staff reviewers, the people who see hundreds of porn sites and know what they're talking about. You'll get some more insight into what makes our reviewers tick as they reveal their favorites, for one reason or another. To get us started, Peacock, our most prolific reviewer (over 2,000 reviews!) sent me his picks for this month. A man who loves a beautiful ass and prefers his movies sans music, this guy has seen it all and a little more.

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October 31, 2007

Porn Reviews A Plenty Big Milestone

First off, Happy Halloween everyone. The Rabbit suggested that I write about an important milestone, I can be humbled by the fact that The Peacock has achieved about double that already. I have achieved the notoriety of having posted over 1,000 reviews while The Peacock will soon reach over 2,000. We made lists of our top 10 all time favorites and I can say we both admit to liking both All Internal, for example.

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June 22, 2007

Cheap Porn

We've all seen the ads in our inbox advertising free porn. I mean they're right in there between the emails for Cialis and herbal Viagra. However, in my experience, you generally get what you pay for in this world. You can't get something good fro nothing. Nevertheless, our "Specials" section does help you find a way to pay less for some of the best porn out there in my opinion.

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June 13, 2007

Britney Oops Spears

It's nice to see some fresh-faced babes teasing us just a bit with sultry stripteases on site such as Playboy Tryouts. There are at least 77 sets of photos, an interview clip and a mini-striptease vid for each of the aspiring Playmates. Despite various rumors about life being rather raunchy in Hugh Heffner's Playboy Mansion, his company has probably managed to do so well by focusing on maintaining a light-hearted, softcore approach to nudity.

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May 14, 2007

Porn Search Engine

Score Videos is dedicated to women with big boobs. With content sourced from sites and magazines such as Scoreland, Voluptuous and Neighbors, you know that you're in for some classic quality large-breasted porn along with hot models. It has over 1,800 movies to download, so you might feel overwhelmed at first, but help is available all the same. You can use a search engine on the site to find any specific model that might take your fancy.

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April 24, 2007

Three Types of Love

Dr. Helen Fisher of Rutgers University has an interesting theory about love. Based on brain-imaging studies and findings in neurochemistry, she suggests that what we call "love" is actually a blend of three different, independent mechanisms, each of which is under the control of a different set of neurotransmitters.

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March 16, 2007

Dirty Sex Talk

You may have noticed a subtle change in some of our reviews. Take for example the recently reviewed official Haley Wilde site. She's a tasty teen who is cute young girl that doesn't only pose softcore, but performs some hardcore on her site. Lynx makes mention of the fact that she may "still be attending an education institution," which may seem as if it's a rather pretentious turn of phrase. She also doesn't use some of the precise terminology I used in the previous sentence to describe this hot, little number.

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February 14, 2007

What To Look For In 2007 On Rabbits Reviews

With a snow storm raging outside my office window, I figured this is as good time as any to let you know what you can expect to see at Rabbits Reviews in the coming year.

For surfers, we're working on improving user comments, adding more details to Site Facts, and on some modifications to our templates. We now have over 3500 reviews and our goal is to make sure all of them have been re-visited within a year of the previous review date. Currently about 2900 are dated from 2006. This is a lot of work, but we will make sure that 100% of our reviews meet this goal. Our homepage will have a section listing all the latest updates.

Our special discount section has increased to a sizeable collection of sites that give our surfers a discounted membership. It will continue growing, so be sure to check it often.

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January 19, 2007

Man Eating Pussy Defense

I've already written about the joys of puss eating. I've explained that I don't understand why some guys don't like the taste, Then again, I do remember that once on Sex And The City, the character of Miranda complained she didn't like to kiss her boyfriend after he'd gone down on her, since she couldn't handle tasting herself. Nevertheless, according to Clit Lickin Lesbians, girls who love girls don't mind a little woman juice on the old lips.

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January 1, 2007

My Top Porn Picks 2006

In honor of the New Year, I decided to write a list of my top three favorite sites that made it into the top five overall. I love to mix it up a bit, as far as what I see. I will admit that I'm a bit of a fiend for the hardcore smut but I do also love when a site makes beautiful porn that could qualify as artistic. For example, MET Art has candid photography of sweet young teens that just make you beam a big smile back like the pic of the babe above whose layout is simply titled "The Smile."

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December 27, 2006

Pageant Girl Behaving Badly

I always think that the whole idea of beauty pageants being wholesome and all-American is laying it on a little thick. It's about as believable, as a billionaire having hair as bad a Donald Trump does. I can't believe that he doesn't that some of "his girls" as he calls the contestants of Miss USA, might not be the epitome of sugar and spice and everything nice. Granted with that disaster on his head, he must mistake utter denial of reality for the self-confidence he proclaims as the secret of his success.

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December 4, 2006

Lap Dance Commute

Having come from a small town, the chicks from our only strip bar weren't so pretty. These "ladies" wouldn't cut it on Stripper Friends. Their Lee Press-On nails damaged bleached blonde hair and makeup applied with a trowel wasn't very appealing. It was the eighties, so these unsexy skanks wore neon tube tops, zebra stripe miniskirts, fishnets and lace-topped anklet socks. These working "treated" innocent townies to myriad fat rolls uncontained by spandex tops and jiggling cottage cheese thighs exposed below high hemlines.

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November 29, 2006

Britney Spears Pussy

I had a friend leave me a message claiming she felt dirty last night. I assumed that she had probably fallen off the wagon from her low-carb, low-fat, low-calorie, low-flavor diet and eaten a piece of chocolate cake. However, I did pause long enough to hear the entirety of her distraught ramblings. She admitted that she had seen Britney's vagina. I know for some folks of a younger generation that might have been confusing.

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November 14, 2006

Increasing Your Stamina

Guide to lasting like a porn star.

Not every guy can carry his hard-on through hours of fucking and in fact, while most men would love to be able to go on for ever like a porn star, the body responds much quicker than the mind. So how does a guy improve the lasting ability of his erection? Believe it or not there are exercises according to SexInfo101.com.

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November 3, 2006

Male Wonder Bra?

The push-up bra has made many less well-endowed females feel as if they could compete in a world of silicon implants and breast-obsessed beer commercials. Let's face it since fashion models and movie stars seem to feel the urge to purge lately, getting skinnier and skinnier, natural curves are a thing of the past. Specially engineered underwear certainly is less invasive than surgery.

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November 1, 2006

Pussy Eating Disorders

In the world of porn, it seems that cunnilingus too many times takes second place to oral sex on a man. I suppose blowjobs make more visual footage. However, hearing the excited groans and moans accompanying the pussy eating extravaganzas of lesbian sex, one can't help but recognize that listening to clit licking is just as hot as seeing cock sucking. There must be some other bias involved.

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October 18, 2006

Real Sex Dolls Work Asian Escort Services

A while back, I wrote about the ultimate sex dolls. They creepily resemble wax museum figures, life-like and unmoving. However, they have fully posable steel skeletons coated in skin made from silicon, malleable and warm to the touch. For the most part, they've kept them realistic.

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October 11, 2006

Sexy Witch Turns Into Scrawny Bitch

I am not one of those people who pretend only to like so-called good TV. I'm not tuning in to public television or highbrow news discussion shows. I'm sure it all stretches back to that repressed upbringing of mine that I simply love crap. I blame my mother who controlled the airwaves in our house growing up. She sometimes even made my father change channels if she didn't approve of a show.

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October 6, 2006

Prince Offers Double to Stop Tits & Ass Show

I'm hardly an investigative reporter. However, looking for a photo to illustrate this next story, I found something far more interesting illustrating the old adage, "Don't believe everything you read."

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September 29, 2006

Half-baked Scheme Screws Couple in 30 Minutes or Less

Folks enjoy a whiff of Mary Jane's spliff do unusual things. Need proof, check out Beaver Bong. It didn't score well last time it but too much of the chronic ain't so motivating. The inevitable slacking means it's lacking in new episodes. Nevertheless, it's a unique concept especially after a few tokes.

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September 27, 2006

Roids Shrink Dink and other Brain Too

In my previous call center job, I trained several classes of new employees. The first day of each new training class, I asked each person to describe previous work experience. In one instance, an 18-year-old, named David, firmly stated his name but quickly added we'd find out anything else we wanted to know soon enough since he was going to be around for awhile.

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September 22, 2006

Softcore Drink link to Hardcore High?

Sometimes my biggest pleasure is telling someone new what I do for a living. It can be a bit of a conversation stopper but I hate small talk anyway. It's totally worth it to see the expression that comes across the faces of some folks. Some are slightly aghast, but I weed out fast anyone who is to uptight right away that way.

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September 18, 2006

Man with Stump Rejects Stiff's Stiffie

Some cultures in the past used to eat the flesh of their enemies captured in battle in order to steal their powers, strength and fighting warrior spirits while other cannibalistic societies, did it as a way of honoring dead relatives, again based on the theory that one would absorb all good qualities during their digestion.

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September 14, 2006

Albion and Manchester Love Porn!

Picture courtesy of Uniform Zone

Anyone who loves porn should really consider a career in the Navy! We know it’s tough being at sea all those months without a sign of the wife, girlfriend and mistress. It’s great when you get a little shore leave but it’s usually only enough time to get you off the boat, get you off and then get you back onboard again. So what do you do between stints on dry land?

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September 11, 2006

Scrawny Bitches Fucked for Spain's Fashion Week

Many complain that the media is filled with unrealistic images of the ideal. One common complaint is that models are too thin. I had a friend once who studied fashion design and she explained to me that it's a problem of proportions. Many dress mannequins still used today are based on the woman of the 1950s.

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September 6, 2006

Naked Telepathy and Booty Calls

It's weird when some subject you were thinking about turns up as a news story only a little while later. Yesterday I was surfing the web when I discovered the FBI's list of formerly confidential documents released under the Freedom of Information Act. I read a report on the study of ESP (Extra Sensory Perception) and then hunted around the net for various online tests of my psychic abilities.

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September 5, 2006

Anistons Topless Photo Fiasco

Image courtesy of The Candid Place

She rode to fame on the buzz and her mad comedic skills on a little show called Friends. Then she endeared herself to us even more by getting caught topless by a paparazzi photographer. Now, it seems, that the issue of those Jennifer Aniston topless photos will be finally put to rest.

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August 29, 2006

Spanish Supreme Court Likes Porn

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North American society works in wondrous ways. It seems we all love to keep a busy schedule. We're busy with work. We're busy with our social life. We're busy with family. There seems to be very little time for any of the other important things in life, such as porn. Well, if you are feeling a little glum about not being able to watch porn at work, which would seem like an obvious time to get some quality wanking in, you should pack your bags and moved to Spain!

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August 18, 2006

When Mannequins Attack - Hard Blow to Head

I remember that Andrew McCarthy movie from 1987 called 'Mannequin' where a dude falls in love with his own creation of the perfect female mannequin played by Kim Cattrall. The lifeless dummy comes to life, as the spirit of a long dead Egyptian possesses it so that comedy and romance ensue.

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August 17, 2006

Farm Date Strikes Back

The Internet is for porn. If I’ve said it once, I’ve sung it a thousand times. So it amazes me that people would think that anything that they do online shouldn’t be attached to the pursuit of carnal pleasures. That’s why I couldn’t help but giggle about this dating site called Farm Date (hehe) and their surprise and outrage that porn sites come up in Google when you search for their name.

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August 16, 2006

Redhead Whores Get Laid More

I once had some light highlights put in and I can say it garners more attention even from unlikely sources. Even the cashier at the grocery store seemed nicer when I had a few hairs of the golden hue. It was as if suddenly my cart full of low-calorie frozen dinners no longer scanned as 'lonely loser with weight-control issues' but flashed lean, mean and available across the register display.

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August 10, 2006

Auckland's Boobs on Bikes

Boobs! I say show your boobs! Why not? They’re ours. They belong to us. It’s nothing but nature. Now before all you guys go reaching to rip off your tops, let’s be a little more specific, shall we? We’re speaking of topless women. That’s what’s happening in New Zealand right now – a discussion of boobs, babes and of all things, bikes!

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August 9, 2006

No Happy Ending for Hubby Humping Masseuse

I have to admit that as much as it always seems appealing, in reality it never works out for me to get a massage. I have this strange condition where my back muscles are so tense that even a skilled professional can end up doing more harm than good undoing all the knots in my pretzelized posterior. I normally enjoy it while it's happening and shortly there after but the next day or even the day after that, similar to the delayed aching from a good workout, I'll wake up feeling as if a Mack truck hit me.

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August 2, 2006

Expensive Rocks Uncovered Under Cock

There are so many words in the English language to describe male genitals. Some are phonetically vulgar sounding such as 'cock' despite having seemingly innocent origins. Others are funny or even silly to hear such as 'willy'. Then of course we have more euphemistic terms, such as 'manhood' or 'his sex' but perhaps, both humorous and vague is the term, 'family jewels' that in tandem evokes the reproductive properties of the organs and the pride many men take in having them.

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August 1, 2006

Pornotopia: Field of Wet Dreams!

I think my first brush with porn came sometime in my late teens. A friend was walking through the forest one day and came across a magical bag of smut. I remember looking at the pictures, wondering what this world was that was unfolding before my rapidly-bulging eyes and, um, pants! I wanted to be the one heading home with that gym bag of goodies over my shoulder. Instead, it took me years to build my collection. Hey, it ain't easy when you're a teen with limited finances. Anyway, this is what I thought about when I heard about the madness dubbed Pornotopia by the Belgian media.

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July 25, 2006

Acting the Ass - Sexy Double Action

I'm terribly bad at not working out. I know people addicted to the adrenaline rush of a good gym session but me, I don't believe no pain, no gain. I figure as long I'm still scoring some action occasionally, that my body's okay as long as it's getting laid. If it isn't broke, don't fix it!

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July 22, 2006

Tale of Tail Deifies Indian Dude

Just as some men walk with arms slightly bent at the elbow to show that their biceps are so huge that their arms can't hang down straight, others purposely strut with legs slightly bowed as a signal that they carry their biggest guns not on the side of their belts but right in the middle. Subtlety or so they think, hinting at a mega-caliber concealed weapon. Normally, it's a lot of malarkey and they resemble apes walking around with knees and arms half-bent.

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July 21, 2006

Sloth's Believe It or Not

Virgins still exist and not just in folklore.

My brother got married recently and considering the fact that his bride has two sons, it's pretty obvious that my bro didn't marry a virgin. However, he was the first person to snatch her cherry as her high school sweetheart. It seems a twist of fate that two virgins should end up getting married after dozens of other lovers and a lot of time in between their high school tryst. I wanted to get up and make a speech about this very thing at the reception, and about how my mother actually caught them in the midst of their de-virginizing experience (the stupid guy actually brought the little slut home to his bedroom instead of doing it in a car like the rest of us), but out of respect for the elderly at the wedding, I didn't.

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July 19, 2006

Factual or Fictional Female Scorned

I just went through a breakup. There was no official dumping, just an unexplained ceasing of all communication after a month of long romantic weekends spent together in the country. Eventually, friend of my dearly departed explained first, that I was dumped and then that I had been replaced by someone new.

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July 17, 2006

Nude Dudes Sues - Judge Smells a Rat Terrier

Do you ever feel bombarded by a headline in the news? Being obstinate by nature, I often refuse to check out the whole story even if the title seems titillating. That how I almost missed a tale whose back-story is far more interesting than the fact someone wants a tanned, naked backside.

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July 15, 2006

The Dice Game

I never really got the point of strip poker. I mean, poker only makes sense of you can bet and we usually don't wear enough clothes to make that possible. Besides, we usually end up playing with someone we've already been to bed with, so where's the thrill?

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July 14, 2006

Widower Grandpa's Naughty Hobby

I seem to be perpetually single except for brief rather meaningless relationships. I am worried about growing old alone. I mean for now I seem to be able to get laid but I fear down the road it won't happen if my date isn't paid. Perhaps not the romantic way to think of the benefit of a long-term relationship but as much as some people fear monogamy leads to monotony, I think it's better to be bored with the same person than not getting any at all.

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July 12, 2006

Arsenic and New Breasts

Everyone grieves the death of a loved one in his or her own way. There is no right or wrong way to grieve but there are some somewhat suspicious ways to deal with one's mourning that might lead to more than a few disapproving glances from nosey neighbors. I would think that if one were married to someone that died under unusual conditions you might want to reign in the merry widow behavior.

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July 11, 2006

Yep, The Internet is for Porn!

In case you missed it, the greatest thing about the Internet is not the free flow of information. It’s the easy access to adult entertainment that you so rightly deserve that rocks! This was my thought when I crossed paths with Internet Is For Porn, an aptly-named site that focus on the many hot chicks we know and love! Babes abound and the attention to detail is evident once you visit the site. The captain of the ship, Dr. Montelbaun, is as regular as a baby on bran. He posts daily to his blog, complete with a host of fresh wit, insider info on great sites and a whack of sexy shots of naked sirens to go with! He has a broad focus when it comes to adult entertainment. He yaps on website and model reviews, specific niches for porn and anything and everything in between – which tends to cover a ton of ground. Rabbits Reviews was founded on the principal that the Net was for nakedness and we’re all for supporting those that agree. Add InternetIsForPorn.com to your favorites list and join the masses as we celebrate the glory of super-hot porn!

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July 10, 2006

Non-Sexist Smut Awards

Pornography has often gotten a bad rep from feminists. Accusations of being sexist and supporting the exploitation or even abuse of female performers as well as the argument that it incites similar aggression against women in men that view it, have all been leveled against porn. Meanwhile, there have been sexually provocative female performers in mainstream mediums such as the music industry that have countered that a woman can liberate herself by owning her sexuality and using it to promote her personal ambitions without fear of exploitation.

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July 8, 2006

Human Rights Is A Dirty Little Phrase

When will the Bush Administration give it up?

I've never been outspoken about republican conservatism, but this George Bush Jr character to the south of my border is just a complete dufus that belongs more to the Victorian era than the 21st century. I think even Queen Victoria was probably more open-minded than this idiot, after all she didn't outlaw lesbians and thankfully, I'm sure, to the benefit of most of us.

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July 7, 2006

Lawyer Sues over Digital Dating Defamation

If you've tried the online dating thing then you might be aware that it can be a bit like high school. People, especially those without relationships of their own, tend to gossip about everyone else's affairs. Rumors run rampant and rejected rivals often press out sour grapes whining to anyone who will listen.

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July 4, 2006

Lights! Camera! Vacation!

We’ve all taken great vacations to foreign destinations and had something unexpected happen. For example, I was on a trip to Bermuda when I was just a boy when I was woken from slumber by my screaming aunt who just watched a huge crab crawl out of the bedroom closet. There was also the time I went deep sea fishing and sharks attacked our catches as we were trying to bring them in the boat. Well, that stuff pales in comparison to what happened to an Irish family on a recent vacation.

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June 30, 2006

Unconscious or Sleeping Game

Image courtesy of Sleep Assault

She surprised me with a weird fantasy. She said she'd always dreamed of being knocked unconscious and ravished. Well, it turns out she didn't really want to be unconscious. She just wanted to be in a state where she could witness the kinds of things I'd do to her if she were unconscious. Now, I have no real desire to make love to a comatose woman, but I saw what she was getting at. What would I do to her if I could do anything?

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June 28, 2006

Snatchless, Snatch and Grabbers

We've been hearing a lot of about fraud regarding claims for emergency aid after Hurricanes Katrina and Rita. Rumor (and fact in some cases) has it that people have been claiming non-existent dead dependents and using disaster relief debit cards to pay for lap dances, tropical vacations, champagne and diamond jewelry. Most fraudsters are scattered far from New Orleans itself but in that city, there's a far more unusual crime spree occurring.

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June 27, 2006

One Great Porn Blog: Boogie-Blog

The porn world is a big place and it’s a ton of fun to run around in—especially on the web! One of my regular stomping grounds is Boogie-Blog. It’s published by a guy with a keen eye for hot chicks and an interest in all things that relate to XXX. Brother covers everything! In the course of a week, I read posts with some hot porn gossip about my favorite stars, news on the world and how sex fits so finely into it, dirty jokes and tons of pictures and videos to suit the daily needs of any horny native of the Net. Did you know Brooke Skye does hardcore content? Neither did I until I caught a recent post on Boogie-Blog! Did you catch what American Idol star, Kelly Pickler, wore (or didn’t wear) to her prom?? I did – thanks to Boogie. What does Kid Rock look like when shooting porn? Boogie knows! So why do I promo his spot on the web when there are so many others? I do because Boogie has his hands on porn on a daily basis. He runs other sites such as Pornogomy, Porn Reality TGP and my personal favorite (by niche), MILF Finder TGP. Boogie knows porn. Boogie-Blog clearly covers it from any and all angles that I’m interested in. We don’t give credit to other non-pay sites here very often, but when credit is due, I’m only too happy to tell you!

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June 26, 2006

Hard Won Part Victory

All my email accounts are bombarded daily with penis-related junk mail. Headlines such as, "size does matter" or "please her the way she needs to be pleased" are enough to make anybody a bit dick-obsessed and wondering how the old Johnson measures up in the sack. Especially, when most of the ads imply that your significant other has enjoyed bigger and better but lies to you to protect your feelings. It's enough to undermine the confidence of even the most secure.

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June 23, 2006

No Sealskin Allowed

And apparently little else, either for some celebrities.

Get a divorce and suddenly all the dirty laundry airs, or so it seems when it comes to Sir Paul McCartney and his anti-fur lobbyist ex-wife, Heather. It was recently revealed that Lady Heather (not to be mistaken for the ever-gorgeous and mysterious character of CSI fame) posed for a series of pre-pre-martial photographs. Not only was she naked, but oh-my-God, some dude was using a sex toy on her! Isn't that just horrible? ;)

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June 16, 2006

Does this make Jesus gay?

I remember former Christian pop singer Amy Grant before she went secular and after a few hits on mainstream charts, dropped off the face of the earth. I guess payback's a bitch when you ditch the Almighty as manager. Religions often try to pass themselves off as young and hip pushing sanitized versions of what's "in" minus the sin. However, sometimes they inadvertently stumble with slightly blasphemous subtexts.

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June 14, 2006

Superman Isn't Gay, Honest

The movie Superman Returns has sparked speculation as to the Man of Steel's sexual orientation. As homosexuality becomes mainstream, media and society seems freer to call, a spade, a spade (or a queen, a queen) by implying that it isn't pejorative, regardless of actual intent. The new supposedly enlightened attitude is, "He might be gay, not that there's anything wrong with that?"

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June 12, 2006

Randy Brit's Online Bid for Sexy Threesome

How times have changed. It used to be that if a couple wanted to explore the more adventurous side of their sexuality that they'd pursue their sexual goals in the most clandestine manner. Private key parties and secret meetings at some dimly lit swinger's club in the basement of the local Masonic lodge after which neither partner would ever speak.

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June 9, 2006

Balls Hit Hard - Just Missed The Right Pocket

Alcohol fuels poor decisions. Everyone knows the danger of blackouts, getting into fights or driving drunk. However, that level of intoxication where one is an obvious danger to oneself or others, there's a window of Dutch courage. A place where one doesn't make decisions completely out of character but one has a false sense of security in trying out things that seem harmless enough but end up being far more serious in the end (or in the front, as you'll soon read).

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June 7, 2006

He Must Have Missed The Memo...

A certain adrenaline rush comes with misbehaving at work. Suddenly the tedium of earning a living seems dangerous. When I was much younger during my second office job, I was having some major issues at home. In order to keep a stiff upper lip at work, I found it helped to keep something lower down stiff by surfing porn. Unfortunately, my office was "open concept" and my boss enjoyed "MBWA" (management by walking around).

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June 6, 2006

Trump Lashes Out At Porn Surfing

The Donald is on the warpath and he has his sights set on, among other things, porn! In his most recent blog, the New York megalomaniac with bad hair (I’ve actually had the pleasure of seeing it first hand at a press conference and it looks way worse in person than on TV) points his finger at employees who use company time to surf the web, check out porn, watch videos and instant message. Are you one of these?

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May 31, 2006

Flying Commando

It seems a few tried and trusted sayings have not proved true. March was unseasonably warm at the beginning and slightly cool in the end. There was no 'in like a lion, out like a lamb.' Then, April showers were supposed to bring May flowers but alas, April was relatively dry while it has rained non-stop in May.

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May 30, 2006

Erotica LA and Navarro

Dave Navarro has got it going on. This man has talent and enough tattoos and Goth style to be able to stand next to Marilyn Manson and not look out of place. Now he’s funking it up once more with a hot hosting gig alongside porn queen, Jenna Jameson.

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May 25, 2006

No Porn Hotel

Travel means time away from the comforts of home. Sometimes you find yourself in a place that is better than ordinary, such as a luxury resort in some secluded tropical paradise. Other times, you’re travelling for business, locked away in your hotel room that, although cleaned daily by a maid and a stocked mini-bar, is little less than a glorified bedroom. Wherever you find yourself, you’re going to want to be as comfortable as possible. You’re going to want your basic needs taken care of, such as food, shelter and, of course, porn. Now there’s a movement afoot to put an end to showing smut in hotels.

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May 24, 2006

Porn Pirates Floating in Main Stream

I always struggle when discussing the fact that I work in porn. Some people just don’t know how to take it while others are outright against it. I usually fall back on the fact that porn is everywhere. It’s an industry that brought in around $13-billion last year. Theatres brought in around $9-billion. Porn is so prevalent in our society that it’s practically mainstream. The industry is in a constant state of change and society becomes more accepting of it day by day. This is what occurred to me when I heard the news about the Digital Playground/Adam & Eve blockbuster, Pirates.

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May 23, 2006

Catching A Porn Virus!

Well, I always knew viruses were bad for you, but this new one is damn well cruel. The worst part about it is it’s almost as if it’s trying to do the right thing – at least to a lot of people. I’m not one of them and I guarantee you’re not, either, especially if you’re a fan of Rabbits Reviews. This virus will attack your computer and kick you where it really hurts . . .

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May 19, 2006

Cheesy Cologne - Smells of Stilton Blue

I don't know how you feel about perfume or cologne and whether it enhances or interferes with your attraction to a man or a woman. Some seem to be gender biased, thinking of women smelling sweet masked in flowery scents while thinking of men as perhaps having a more robust natural musk and barely bathing.

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May 18, 2006

Laid Off By Laptop

Even the good guys get fucked over – but this you already know, right? Imagine slaving away at a company for 31-years. That kind of service is unheard of today, but NCR Australia, a tech company, had an employee that had been there for that many years. This guy had received 26 performance awards over his career, so he wasn’t a slacker. Now, at 56, he finds himself out of a job. Why? Oh wait, it gets better!

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May 17, 2006

Purity Balls Swollen With Promises

I myself was brought up to believe that premarital sex was wrong but I don't remember it being much of an issue. It went without saying that if you were a good Christian boy or girl that you saved yourself for marriage and no one made much hoopla about the whole thing.

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May 16, 2006

My Bare Lady

It looks like a new reality show is throwing down the gauntlet and challenging porn stars to become the actors we’ve always wanted them to be. You won’t see Ron Jeremy or Peter North in this series. They’ve decided to focus specifically on four US women from adult studios and will culminate with them performing in a dramatic play in London.

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May 15, 2006

Naked Scrabble Art?

I don't know how you feel about art. More precisely what actually qualifies as art? Sometimes these days it seems as if controversy overtakes true artistic merit but maybe I'm just too simplistic in my understanding of what message is trying to be conveyed by today's post-modern artists. At any rate, it's always amazing to witness the creativity and unlikely materials used by some of today's best-known talents.

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May 11, 2006

Porn Stars Get Jesus

The porn industry is a strange beast. One of the most interesting facets is the number of conferences that are held in a year. Most industries seem to have a show or two a year, not counting those that are consumer-oriented. But in the world of online adult entertainment, you can basically hit three industry-oriented conferences a month without blinking. That’s a lot of networking! Now a Christian group has decided to target adult conferences with special bibles they hope will “save” lost souls.

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May 10, 2006

Tawdry Times Past Terminates Teacher

I remember my first day at school I had the biggest crush on my teacher. She was young and pretty, wasn't my mother and was a miss rather than a missus. I was so heartbroken when she left my class to get married (how old school was that). Times have changed and yet conservative values still reign in educating our future young Republicans.

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May 8, 2006

Hi-Def Threat - Too Real Reality

I remember about 8 years ago helping a friend researching to buy a digital camera reading that many digital images and printers already exceeded considerably the typical resolutions produced by old-fashioned still cameras. It made me wonder straightaway if the camera already didn't lie, how much more truth did we need?

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May 1, 2006

Neighbors Feel Screwed in Cul-de-sac

Between the subway and work, there's a big square with a park in the center ringed by expensive brownstones. It often attracts television and movie productions so when I'm running late I curse the frustration of everybody's favorite, location shot being right in the path to the rabbit hole. Nevertheless, I get over it.

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April 27, 2006

That's Between Sheen, Richards and Chloe Jones

The rumor mill has a day off today, but not to worry, because we have fact that’s just as good as any fiction! Today’s dish involves “Two-and-a-half Men” star, Charlie Sheen, and his soon-to-be ex-wife, Denise Richards. Their public split has turned up new dirt that any gossip columnist would drool over. This time, though, they’ve dragged dead porn star Chloe Jones into the affair.

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April 26, 2006

She Looks Like A Much Younger Man

Nowadays, one gets the impression that age isn't supposed to count for anything at all, not older not wiser. Many times the media sells stars, as "just as hot" as someone, half her age or even "she could pass for someone much younger" as if any sign of maturity would be a bad thing. We keep hearing things such as "forty is the new thirty" so what happened to growing old gracefully?

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April 22, 2006

The Search for Sex Education

The world has come a long way since my early years. Those were the days where sex education came from the underwear section of the local department store catalogue and old issues of National Geographic featuring rural native tribes that believed topless was the way to go. Now we have the Internet and we can get some serious sex education from any one of a number of sites. Heck, even Rabbits features free porn galleries next to site reviews. One would think we've made progress on where we go for our adult entertainment, but a new study by an educational institution proves that this isn't always the case.

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April 21, 2006

Phony MD Offers Free Breast Exams

Sometimes, when you think the world has become jaded and overly suspicious, you hear a story that reaffirms the fact that there will always be those who place great in the rest of humankind. Unfortunately, often these tales of trusting innocents tend to prove that being paranoid and distrustful at least prevents one from appearing like a complete idiot when someone chooses to abuse the trust of the too trusting.

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April 20, 2006

XXX Porn Domains

It looks as if we won’t be seeing porn sites with .XXX domains any time in the near future. The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) has put the plan to launch the adult-specific domain on hold. There has been a big push for its creation, largely from conservative Christian corners, so that it would be easier to protect minors from accessing content. The thought is that filters would easily pick up the domain extension but it certainly doesn’t speak to the issue of having so many adult sites already on other domain extensions. So what’s the big holdup?

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April 19, 2006

Dermatology Sites - Bad Skin Sin Is In

Sometimes smart people seem pretty dumb when it comes to using their common sense. Perhaps, we all have a tendency to excuse stupidity as a naïf belief in the goodness of human nature. For example, many of us have been reckless about the security of personal property at one time or another, only to be shocked when an unguarded object is stolen. You feel foolish but you blame your trust in others rather than your carelessness.

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April 18, 2006

Future Sex Accessories

When America's best-known researchers in the field of sexuality met recently to discuss development in the upcoming decade of their research, many concluded that they foresee a future of artificial sex partners designed to fulfill one's every desire. According to Julia Heiman, director for the Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction at Indiana University, "What is very likely to be present before 2016 would be a multi-sensual experience of virtual sex."

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April 11, 2006

Spilling Sperm in Vain

Like Israel doesn't have enough to worry about without having Jewish porn sites come under attack by, you guessed it, other Jews! If you happen to speak Hebrew and visit sex sites that cater to the language, you may find that instead of the regular landing page, you are faced with the picture of an old Rabbi. Oy vey!

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April 10, 2006

Hardcore Cable Critiques

Ironically, given my job, my mother says sex is not a spectator sport. She is horrified by any profanity as she never even takes god's name in vain. You can well imagine there isn't much in the mainstream media that she can appreciate. Nevertheless, if she doesn't like something, she changes the channel or turns it off.

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April 8, 2006

Tiny Gun Creates Weapon of Mass Destruction

A while ago, in a BBC documentary about penis obsession, I witnessed a man who paid $12 000 US to add a maximum of three-quarters of an inch to the length and a similarly small increment to the width of his statistically average penis so it would be just slightly above average. The operation and the stretching apparatus that had to be worn a minimum of 8 hours a day for 3 months required a serious commitment for minimal results. I couldn't imagine what it would be like, if you did all that and didn't achieve the full possible benefits.

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April 6, 2006

Sloth's Most Desirable Women of 2006

If Hollywood lists were a series of porn categories.

I happened upon AskMen.com the other day and saw their annual list of the top 99 most desirable women. Anyhow, it got me thinking about who my top 99 would be, but well, creating such a list is a bit daunting for a blog, so I have decided to list my top #1's according to as many porn categories as space allows.

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April 5, 2006

Aphrodisiaddict

Food and sex

I am addicted to food. Well, okay, I'm not, but I am addicted to writing about food in erotic short stories and I think that has to do with growing up, quite literally, in a restaurant. My parents were in the fine dining business and we lived in an apartment above our establishment. We had a fridge, but quite frankly it was always empty since we ate in the restaurant and besides, better to cook in a large pro kitchen than a household one! I started out as a dishwasher, worked my way up and even created my own dishes and desserts and have always had a love of food and creative cooking, which is why I often refer to food in my erotic fiction writing. For example, I might, and have described the tastes and sensations of eating a pussy like eating truffles.

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Hardcore Believers

Confession is good for the soul. I regularly seek redemption by confessing all my personal crimes to anyone that will listen. Like for example, I shouldn't have gone out for happy last night and then ordered pizza with fries when I got home, since I'm supposed to be trying to lose 10 pounds. Now that I've told you, I'm still feeling fat but less guilty.

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April 1, 2006

Charity Gets Screwed

Over the years I've met a few apparently kind-hearted souls that seem to give to others more than they receive. I've always had my doubts about true altruism, mostly because the individuals who were givers often complained about people being ungrateful despite claiming they're generous without expecting anything in return. Generally, I think many do-gooders are only guilty of needing to be needed, which is hardly a sin. Nevertheless, sometimes more than self-glorification lurks below the charitable surface. No good deed goes unpunished even when a good deed goes bad.

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March 30, 2006

Boss Springs a Cherry of a Trap

It's finally beginning to feel like springtime here in the North East, which is like our bright yang after months of dark yin. I often wonder if people living elsewhere in warmer areas miss out on the uncontrollable exuberance that fills the atmosphere around us on the very first day that it's warm enough to go outside without wearing a winter jacket. It's spring and love is in the air at least partly because no one has to dress like the Michelin man anymore.

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March 27, 2006

Mainstream Companies Adult Ad Chagrin

I love how pretentious the mainstream business world has to be about the adult entertainment industry. It's like the drunken uncle that shows up unexpectedly and unwanted to cause trouble at your cousin's wedding. No one wants to admit that they're related to this troublemaker even if he is in the end, the most entertaining guest and the true life of the party.

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March 24, 2006

Games People Play

Opening up your fantasies can be a lot of fun.

There is a phrase for lesbians nearing the end of their relationship and it's referred to as "lesbian bed death." However, I'm not exactly sure that the phrase simply refers to dykes, but rather it seems that it could be applied to any couple whose sex life has become as exciting as watching a plant grow.

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March 23, 2006

Sex, Drugs and Customer Service

Before turning to writing porn reviews full-time, I worked in several call centers subcontracted to some major American companies. Lately, call centers have gotten a bad rep, especially now that more of them are overseas. I'll refrain from writing a long exposé but let's just say customer service doesn't just suck for the people calling.

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March 21, 2006

Online Shopping for Escorts

Have you ever gone on a blind date and felt completely misled when you met face-to-face? I think it has happened to pretty much everyone. On a regular date, you have some options but when it's paid companionship, the terms are less flexible and you can lose more than just your valuable time. That's where a site like Beautiful Companion comes into play. It takes the guesswork out of securing professional escorts.

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March 17, 2006

Who Needs Sex

Sex didn't always exist. There are plenty of organisms that do quite well without it even now, at least on the unicellular level, reproducing by splitting themselves in half with no muss, no fuss, and no costly dinner-and-a-movie dates. The process is called fission and it couldn't be simpler. Cells in our body do it all the time.

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March 15, 2006

Procreation

As far as Nature's concerned, we have one purpose: procreation. Nature doesn't care how we do it-whether we impress women with big buildings or works of art or scads of money or beautiful poetry-all nature wants is that the sperm meets the egg and that the resulting female or male reach an age where he or she can repeat the entire operation: procreation.

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March 11, 2006

Mutual Pleasure

Sex is the only activity I can think of in which you receive pleasure and give pleasure at the same time. In other words, doing it to someone else feels good to you too, at the very moment you're doing it.

There are other things that seem like they could fit this bill. Certainly, giving my lover a back rub feels good to her and I enjoy it too, but let's be serious. I'm doing it because I'm expecting she's going to do something good to me in return. Or if not, if I'm just doing it because I like the feel of her skin under my hands, well, that's sexual, isn't it?

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March 10, 2006

Ogling

A picture tells a thousand words

Women are suave. They are subtle, appreciative of the sights in front of them and never give away their sexual interest when looking at men or women. At least most don't. In fact, girls are experts at looking at tits, asses, and even the hypnotic swinging pendulum of male joggers, and guys barely notice their gazing.

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March 9, 2006

The Zap Moment

You walk into the party and you're not happy to be there. You scan the crowd, already looking for the exits, when you see her and your eyes lock with an almost audible click!. This isn't the boingg! you feel when you see a knock-out or the a-oo-gah! that tells you she wants to have sex with you. This is a click, deep and visceral, that you feel in your balls. A moment later she lifts her chin and looks away, but now the hunt is on. You have to talk to her and find out what she did to you. You've just experiences a Zap moment.

I had to write a scene lately with a big, fat Zap moment in it, and so I sat down and tried to figure out what it is. At first I thought it was easy-it's someone who find you interesting. but then I realized that's not it. Sexual interest is more often the sidelong glance, the checking up-and-down.

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March 8, 2006

Clothing Optional Work

It seems like a lifetime ago now but last year after suffering an accident that broke my pelvis in two places, I had to spend 7 weeks working from home while I recovered. Having worked all my life in offices, I have to say that it was at times lonely working from home but it definitely had some perks too.

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March 5, 2006

Memoirs of a whore

The pseudo-history of the prostitute

With all the hype surrounding the film Memoirs of a Geisha (Rob Marshall, 2005) over the past few months, I began to wonder about the history of prostitution. Now, it's not that a geisha was originally considered a prostitute, but it appears that the American occupation of Japan after WWII led to the common concept that they were prostitutes and indeed some sold themselves to soldiers as such. With this in mind, I wonder whether or not it was and always has been war that have caused the innocent and often times elite women of different and obviously losing cultures into objectified cum vessels. In one way it makes sense since the life of a soldier prior to the 20th Century would have been one where they were away from their wives for exceedingly long lengths of time. In which case, and more interesting would be the history of gigolos. ;)

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March 3, 2006

One Size Doesn't Fit All

Obviously, contraception whatever method you choose is going to be cheaper than the cost of raising unexpected offspring to adulthood but still normally, items marked as "one size fits all" come cheaper than a pack of decent rubbers do.

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March 1, 2006

Dignity For Sale Cheap

Not just famous celebrities have to deal with vindictive exes releasing sordid sex tapes or naked photos. A Welsh man sold 200 snapshots of his ex-wife with the falling caption below, "She was playing away with my so-called best friend and now it's payback time".

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February 26, 2006

What Sex Looks Like

Here's some rather special dirty pictures. You won't see these anywhere else. They're magnetic resonance imaging photos (MRI) of a man and woman having sex and were taken by Dutch researchers who report their results in this paper.

The picture on the right is a simplified diagram of the one on the left so it's easier to see what's going on. The man's body is on the right (you can see his spine), the woman's is on the left. Because they were using MRI, they were able to take a photo like a slice, right through all the business. That kind of bent stick-like thing in the lower middle? Yeah. That's exactly what it is. See the testicle below it? That white thing in the woman's body just above and to the right of the head of his unit? That's her bladder. You can see his bladder too. They're empty, so they show up white.

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February 24, 2006

Smoking Felon Threatens to Sue Smoking Gun

TheSmokingGun.com features a lot of legal documents, contracts and mug shots, often of celebrities, sometimes of frivolous lawsuits or occasionally in the case of the arrest photos just because they're funny. People featured may prefer not to be there, but given how the evidence presented makes them seem petty, immoral or plain stupid, most just suck it up. Most folks do, but apparently not all.

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February 23, 2006

Human Pheromone Phenomenon

Pheromones are chemical messengers some animals use to communicate, releasing them into the air like natural perfume (or, I guess, BO). They influence the behavior of other animals of the same species, and, nature being nature, that behavior usually involves sex.

Pheromones are well known and documented among insects, where they tend to be pretty simple substances. Some moths are so sensitive that the detection of one single molecule on a male moth's antennae will set him to quivering and searching madly about for the female who air-mailed him the message. It drives him nuts.

Of course, no sooner was that research out than people started hunting around for human pheromones, some sort of magic chemical you could spray on and make the opposite sex fall at your feet, quivering like that male moth. There was never any hard evidence found for human pheromones, but there were suggestions. A researcher found back in the '70's that co-eds who lived together began to show synchronization in their menstrual cycles, apparently by sending some sort of chemical message to one another. She finally found that by placed underarm scrapings from one woman on another woman's upper lip, she could influence the second woman's cycle. That's close, but not exactly what the guys in marketing were looking for.

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February 21, 2006

The Cop and the Speeder

Image courtesy of: Deputy Dick

There are a bunch of sexual role-playing games based on the same premise: a male figure of authority, a woman under his thumb with nothing but sex to negotiate with. The man might be a cop or detective, an army officer, a spy-catcher, a boss, a professor, a kidnapper, a pirate or desperado. The woman, no matter how she's dressed or what role she plays, is the victim.

It's basically a power-exchange game: he takes it from her. Sometimes she has to offer it, finding something he'll accept. In the end, she has to do what he wants to be released. The hidden message is clear-submit to me and find freedom. The details of the game can be delicious.

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February 20, 2006

MacGyver of Sex Erases Erectile Dysfunction

Lately, erectile dysfunction once taboo has become a matter of mainstream pubic, I mean public discourse. Ever since Bob Dole announced the impotency of more than his political aspirations and Viagra came to the market with innocuous commercials showing how much happier people are when they're getting laid, we've known that there are solutions to this once embarrassing problem. No longer does a man need to claim that it has never happened before and that it must have been the two glasses of wine with dinner. Apparently, though, some folks are still not in the know and find other solutions to rub out ED.

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February 18, 2006

Steroids And Sex

Every so often I get kind of tempted to fool around with steroids. I know they're illegal for athletes, and they're dangerous, but wouldn't it be nice to turn some of this flab into muscle, and some of this laissez-faire wimpiness into more a focused male edginess? I don't want to bust any veins with aggression or roid rage, but maybe a little testosterone would give me more confidence and put an attractively predatory gleam in my eye. I decided to check it out on the web.

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February 17, 2006

Cross Dressing Lite

Image courtesy of: Only Tease

I saw this guy in a skirt the other day. A big guy, close to me in age, in a skirt cut like a kilt. He stood there waiting for a bus, in his army boots and leather jacket and the black skirt, quite masculine and not self-conscious in the least.

It wasn't what you'd call cross-dressing, really, but cross-dressing is becoming increasingly difficult to define anyhow. Women have long mastered the rules of the game, and with very enticing results, so maybe it's time men started doing the same. A girlfriend once explained to me that kilts made her hot because they made her focus on the idea of the dangly bits underneath. The very idea of a man wearing a skirt draws attention to his masculinity, a whiff of perversity. I can easily understand. After all, it parallels perfectly my hots for girls in boy's clothes.

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February 15, 2006

Bob Guccione and Penthouse

Bob Guccione's New York City mansion is for sale. The 75 year-old former publisher of Penthouse and other "porn " magazines has defaulted on a $25 million loan and the property's reverted to the Laurus Funds, who plan to sell it for up to $40 million. Guccine himself is suffering from throat cancer and lives in Texas now.

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February 13, 2006

Mazola Oil Parties

Whatever happened to Mazola Oil parties? I never got in on one and I always wanted to, but they seem to be gone, gone with the decade of the 1980's that spawned them. Google on the "Mazola Oil Parties" and you get about ten hits, none of them more than a passing reference. Search for "Oil Parties" and you get a bunch of political stuff about petroleum.

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February 10, 2006

When at first you don't fuck-Swede..try, try again.

Now there have always been those that have argued that sexual orientation is only a matter of choice not genetics. Nevertheless, given the choice, some German males still stick with their buddies rather than going off with some hot Swede bred imports. I guess they prefer their local Bavarian sausage to a foreign smorgasbord.

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February 8, 2006

Deputy Perv On Duty

One normally assumes those candid up skirt sites are often times staged. However, it's not so difficult to suspend one's disbelief to enjoy some voyeuristic soft-core, besides pursuing the real thing might get you the reputation of pervert or even arrested. However, if one was one of the people normally doing the arresting, one might expect to get away with it.

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February 7, 2006

Sluts and Porn

Image courtesy of: Slut Auditions

I haven't heard a man refer to a woman as a "slut" since high school. At least not in an insulting way. Oh sure, angry men-men who've just been dumped, men who've been hurt-use the word quite a bit, and so do men in the throes of passion (but with caution. She might not like it even then). However, as a description of a woman's morals, I just never hear it very much from men. I hear it a lot more from women.

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February 5, 2006

Erogenoscopic Zones

Tits, ass, legs. Those are probably the most common erogenous zones for men. Or maybe I should say erogenoscopic, meaning the parts of a women that men find most arousing to look at, as opposed to erogenous, which means the parts that are most subject to stimulation. Your erogenous zones are what turns you on, your erogenoscopic zones are what turns other people on.

Supposedly, different countries and cultures go for different erogenoscopic zones. The US has long had a reputation as the home of the tit-man. In Brazil the ass is the prime mover. The thong panty and Rio bikini bottom were supposedly developed in Brazil to show off that country's favorite female asset.

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February 4, 2006

Don't Settle for Celebrity Knock-offs

Katie Price aka Jordan is Britain's answer to America's Paris Hilton, although she does perhaps have a little more to say than "That's hot!" She is however mostly famous for being famous.

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February 3, 2006

The Game of Whore

Image courtesy of: Arizona Whores

Recently I was talking about sexual role-playing games. There's one game I should warn you about, though, because it can evoke some surprisingly strong emotions and have unexpected consequences. It's the game of "Whore".

The idea's simple: she's a whore, a working girl, and you've picked her up. You tell her what you want and if she agrees, you negotiate a price. You lay your money on the dresser (real money, please. That's important.) and you begin. She has to give you what you're paying for. She gets to keep the money too.

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February 1, 2006

Porn-watching Brothers Get Fries With Their Arrests

I understand some people (you know who you are) think other drivers don't notice when you're singing out-loud along with the car radio even when you've stopped at a light with the sunroof open. Hey, as long as you're not picking your nose while you do it, that's silly but cool still. However, these fine fellows didn't clue in that other drivers might not see watching porn in the drive-thru lane at Mickee Dee's as so comical[...]

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January 31, 2006

Role Playing Games

If you've been with one partner for so long that things are getting stale, sexual role-playing can be a great way to bring some snap back into the bedroom. It's cheap, fun, and can lead some amazing discoveries about what you and your partner like. She can be your slave (or you hers), or you can be a kidnapper and she a blushing bride. She could play the teacher and you the recalcitrant student, or you the lascivious doctor come to give her an exam and more. Your only limits in sexual role-playing are your imagination, your acting ability, and (sometimes) your ability to keep a straight face and stay in character.

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January 30, 2006

Women's Clothes

I love women's clothes. Not to wear them (not much comes in my size),but to watch them wearing them, and here's why: When a woman dresses, she knows just what she's doing. She doesn't throw on whatever's still clean and leave it at that. She looks at what the clothes say about her—how she wants to be perceived, what she thinks of herself, and what she wants you to think about her.

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January 26, 2006

The exclusivity of a niche

Is there such a thing as pure porn?

There are times when I'm writing reviews for Rabbit when I come across sites that tout themselves as more specialized than hardcore. In these instances Rabbit's Reviews places them in certain specialized categories like anal, blowjobs, hand jobs and even non-nude for that matter.

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January 21, 2006

Legalize It!

For years and years there has been a debate about whether or not prostitution should be legalized in the United States. There is no doubt that the world’s oldest profession will continue to go on regardless of whether some cronies in Washington decide to recognize it or not but the debate got me thinking of the merits of finally legalizing what goes on everyday in the country. For starters, the main argument in favor of sanctioning sex for sale is that with such legalization comes the ability for regulation. This basically means that there could be state offices mandating health screenings for the prostitutes as well as eliminating the predatory and oftentimes dangerous associations of prostitutes with their pimps.

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January 18, 2006

Is that a rubber in your pocket?

I've heard a lot of freaky news in my time, and even a lot of really weird laws, but in a predominantly Catholic country like Columbia with a Tulua city councilman trying to pass a law where everyone of fucking age needs to carry a condom? Wow, talk about wicked. Certainly, you can see how the local priests have their tighty whities in a bunch, after all this proposal does, to them, promote sex over abstinence.

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January 17, 2006

Crafts That Martha Never Does on TV

Generally, the term "crafts" evokes a certain wholesome, old-fashioned family fun kind of feeling. I remember my own grandmother used to make hot pads for protecting tabletops from burns out of old bottle caps [...]

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January 16, 2006

Too Much of a Good Thing?

I know that being a porn star is probably the fantasy of every guy out there but it got me wondering recently about a number of things. I mean sure, having all the pussy you could ever want is surely one of the best draws of being in the industry. Couple that with the fact that the pussy you do get is some top shelf prime twat. I mean, let’s face it … the girls in the industry are HOT and any guy would probably give their right eye just to fuck any of them one time. What had me wondering though is what goes through say, Peter North’s mind as he pounds into pussy after pussy.

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January 13, 2006

New Twist to a Million Dollar Idea

I read a story from Reuters by Peter Graff (12/29/05) about a 21-year-old student named Alex Tew who came up with a scheme to earn a million dollars in advertising revenue by selling space on his homepage pixel by pixel, a dollar each per square. So for example, a 10 dot by 10 dot spot, representing the average size of a standard font letter, costs $100. It's a simple plan that has allowed him to sell approximately 911 800 pixels based out of his home in Wiltshire, southwest England. You can check out his page at milliondollarhomepage. As the journalist described it, it kind of looks like an online version of Times Square covered in blinking banners and flashing advertising headlines.

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January 12, 2006

Sleep Fixation or something more sinister?

Being bored yet again one night I started to browse through some adult websites that I’ve never visited before and I came across one that dealt with somnophilia (Sleep Assault and Sleeping Tushy). For those of you who are like me and have no clue what that is, it’s the erotic fixation on the sleeping form. Most of the sites deal with imagery of beautiful girls peacefully sleeping while completely naked. Where some of them take a more hardcore turn is when a stud comes in to the room and proceeds to ravage the sleeping beauty who groggily wakes up to find her lover fucking her with abandon.

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January 11, 2006

What does the "oh" in oh.tv stand for?

I've said it before and I'll say it again, God Bless America! I just read a press release from OhMobile of Carson City, Nevada about a new broadband channel service with a difference.

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January 10, 2006

Sex and your IQ

Increased sexual activity could make you a braniac

I often keep apprised of science and medical news, well, I don't go out searching for it, but when it's in the newspaper or on the Internet, I find that my attention is more often drawn to it because whenever I hear of studies I eventually hear of an opposite one, and I quite enjoy contradiction. For example, one moment the medical community is saying that so many ounces of wine per week actually helps a persons health, and the next thing I know someone is offering up evidence to the contrary, for example, the same number of glasses can make ones IQ or memory diminish. Don't quote me on this, it's just something I think I recall from a few years ago and perhaps I, myself, have had too much wine in my time? :-)

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January 9, 2006

Accidently Uncovering and Exposing the Naked Truth

The truth is out there. Like in an XXX Files case, we hear the moaning of a disembodied voice of reason from out there in cyberspace... or at least, we think that's what all the noise is about?!

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January 4, 2006

The Pill May Cost You Free Love

Sometimes you're damned if you do, damned if you don't. Take for example a recent story originally from the Indo-Asian News Service (IANS) then related with additional facts by Steven Swinford of the Sunday Times in the UK.

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January 3, 2006

The art of it (Part 3)

Internet pornography can be art.

This is a pretty bold statement, but if artistic merit is what makes non-art into art, and consists of quality, insight and the manipulation of a media to affect a sense of beauty, then as surely as Michael Jackson exists, Internet porn can be art.

First of all porn has quality even in it's rawest form. I'm not talking about bit rates, although this certainly does affect the beauty of an image, but rather style. Just like any art, there is a multiplicity of porn styles. Gonzo, as it is widely perceived, offers a subjective camera style taken from the vantage point of the main character to show what he sees and elicit greater identification with the events. Reality porn uses a direct cinema approach so as not to interfere with the sex events that happen as they unfold in reality. Other sites are more formalistic and employ greater stylistic techniques including more elaborate locations, costumes, narrative, music and even mise-en-scene.

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January 1, 2006

The art of it (Part 2)

Erotic versus porn

There have long been many arguments between what constitutes the erotic versus porn, and it's not difficult to see that each era throughout history has their own standards, but I would go further in suggesting that it's not simply the moral tone of a society, but also individual tastes, preferences and boundaries that constitute much of the difference or lack of difference between these two words.

Erotica is said to constitute works of art, some of which I mentioned in my previous blog, that offer sensuality and depict sexuality. Pornography is defined as distinct from the erotic and certainly nowhere do I find anyone defining Internet porn as works of art.

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December 30, 2005

The art of it (Part 1)

My personal interests in the erotic

Image courtesy of Earl Miller

I have always had a love of film, art, history and literature, but when I first began university I had no idea of what I would take as my major. I doubt that this is uncommon, since determining what you are going to study for the next four years and then live for a greater portion of your life (certainly for more time then you get for leisure) is not exactly a one-minute decision. I began with archaeology, which was probably more due to my romantic notions regarding anthropology then anything else, but this quickly changed to Fine Art in my second term after a friend had returned from a dig in Israel with stories of the profession's horrifying tediousness. I eventually settled on the more practical film major, but of course took up communications just in case my visions of being the female version of Fellini didn’t pan out.

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December 29, 2005

Jobless Chinese in Doghouse with Mismatched Puppies

The above picture is not directly linked to the following story, but the product it shows could possibly help those looking for better employment in China. According to a Reuters story (12/28/05) out of Beijing, political correctness is not necessarily flourishing in China's hiring practices and there are few laws to protect prospective employees.

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December 26, 2005

Electronically Transmitted STDs

Sometimes it's not a story that's funny but where one reads it that proves amusing. Sometimes one just knows that no matter how unbiased the delivery of information, the target audience will easily read into it to support political or moral slants.

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December 23, 2005

Canada Keeps Swinging

I can now proudly declare that we really are the True North Strong and Free up here in Canada. We had garnered that kind of reputation due to gay but now we can say the same about the heterosexual practice of going to swinger clubs.

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December 17, 2005

Home for the Holidays

How to have sex with all the relatives around

Every year I travel home for Christmas and generally at some point during those few days when the partying has stopped and there are no nieces and nephews hanging off of you and everyone has gone to bed, there comes a time when you want to have sex. Having sex under my parents roof has always caused me some anxiety, after all do I really want them hearing what I do in bed?

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December 16, 2005

The Bible in the Biblical Sense

For those of you out there who haven't actually read the bible, you might be surprised to find out that especially the Old Testament has some racy stuff in it. Tales of adultery, seduction, corruption, betrayal and murder abound. There's a reason why the old B-I-B-L-E has always been a bestseller. Nevertheless, for centuries the church has glossed over the sex and violence, to focus on morality and wholesome family values. They often presented the moral of the story without revealing the naked truth of it. Until now that is [...]

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December 14, 2005

New Superman Has More Than Bulging Muscles

According to the website Ananova.com, Hollywood executives working on the new movie Superman Returns have one super-sized problem. Apparently, the film's star, Brandon Routh fills out the front of his skintight costume a little too well, especially on profile shots.

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December 12, 2005

Cabin Fever

The price you pay for membership to the mile high club

We all, or at least I hope we all have lived semi-dangerously by having public sex. Most of us don't get caught, even though there are close call occasions. However, even if you know someone's having sex in the change room next to you at your local Walmart, I doubt that many of us would do more than smile, laugh or snicker.

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December 7, 2005

Searching For Porn News

Maybe it's just the time year when my mind is skiing with what gifts to give to my family and friends during the holiday, but I feel a bit of writer's block today. Some days my mind is a total avalanche of ideas (and I really should write them down for moments like this) and yet today I can't even think of what kind of present would be awesome for lover let alone what kind of blog would be interesting enough for you and me.

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Bush Engages in New Witch Hunt

Once again, the illustrious President as apparently declared war on another constitutionally protected privilege, this time being free speech. I was reading an article that outlined the administration's new vendetta against pornography. It has been decently reported on the past attempts under Bush to demonize anything remotely sexually erotic as debased and immoral, but now his cronies are tightening the noose and focusing specifically on erotica that depicts bondage and SM situations.

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December 6, 2005

Monogamy Is A Myth

Over the past couple of months I have been increasingly skeptical of the whole concept of eternal monogamy that was the basis of my early understanding of relationships. While the whole concept is certainly a romantically appealing one, I find it hard to believe that every person on the planet is destined to find the complete complement to their life and spend the rest of their time on earth with that one person. As the whole concept of marriage has evolved, I understand that there are progressive couples out there who separate the emotional commitment that they share with a partner from the physical needs that every person desires to fulfill. I think it is probably a basic truth that as people get older, their personalities necessarily change, and along with those changes come different needs. Unless the other person changes at the same rate, then there is an unbalanced relationship that creates unhappiness. Not to even mention how genetics/evolution affects our relationships.

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December 5, 2005

Great Sex Means Great Ideas

According to a story from Reuters (11/30/05) by Patricia Reaney, researchers have found that such famous names as Pablo Picasso, Lord Byron and Dylan Thomas not only shared generous portions of the gift of creativity, but great sex lives too (just to be clear they aren't implying they shared great sex with each other).

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December 4, 2005

How To Give Good Orgasms

Does anyone really know how?

Sometimes I come across how to articles and certainly when picking up magazines like Cosmo, there are 101 ways that tell you how to land a guy or girl, or break up. It's very rare that I find how-to articles on giving head, hand-jobs or squirting, at least not on the shelves of my local convenience store. Maybe there is, but that's about as likely as finding 'Debbie Does Dallas' at my local Blockbuster.

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December 3, 2005

A Sex Video Worth $200 and Your Mother's Dignity

Many people seem compelled to capture memorable moments on video. They’re not recording weddings, school graduations or birthdays, but doing the nasty with a boyfriend or a girlfriend.

Personally, I tend to feel if it’s worth remembering, it’s worth repeating and anything not worth repeating is better off forgotten. Call me unsentimental, but if I want to sleep with an ex, I just do it in the flesh. Sitting at home watching a homemade XXX version of An Affair to Remember isn’t my style, call me unsentimental I guess.

In the beginning, it was just pseudo-celebrity heiresses caught on camera, but now everyday people seem to be having the same troubles. On azcentral.com, I read a story originally from The Canadian Press (11/17/05) about a girl from Peterborough, Ontario, Canada who stole her mother’s camcorder and sold it for $200. Unfortunately, there was a tape still inside, a recording of her mother having sex with her boyfriend (the mother’s boyfriend not the stealing girl’s beau). Her mom only figured out what had happened when the angry boyfriend called complaining his vessel was a bigger video star than the Titanic. The angrily overexposed matriarch then called police to report her errant offspring’s theft.

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December 2, 2005

Laughter Is An Arousing Thing

There are so many surveys out there that purport to contain the real answer as to what women really want in a guy. Now I know some women who are brutally honest and admit that sexual prowess is a vital consideration when considering any potential mate. I would wholeheartedly agree because sex really is a vital component for a healthy existence. What has me thinking also is that the large majority of these surveys list humor right up there at the top of the pile as most attractive qualities. I like to laugh as much as the next guy but when you mix that in with sexual attraction I find it hard to see the correlation. So, being the curious bugger that I am, I investigated and found out that laughter and orgasm both release a similar chemical in the brain that causes euphoria.

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November 30, 2005

Black Friday Sales In Porn, Too

As probably most of you out there, I love a good sale or discount. I have to admit that I’m not a big shopper on that most hallowed of holiday traditions – the big day after Thanksgiving holiday in America. Thousands of people wake up at the break of dawn to take advantage of the huge markdowns that retailers offer to beat the competition. Usually I just procrastinate and wait until the end of the holiday season to pick up last minute gifts.

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November 26, 2005

Sex and Rock'n Roll

Does music have a place in Internet porn?

When I watch a movie, whether it is a Hollywood narrative or a Sunset Strip porn production, I expect music. Music, in these instances, always serves the production and enhances the dramatic action by acting as an accompaniment to the image. It rarely dominates the film or the action like it does on Internet porn sites like Silverstone Videos.

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November 25, 2005

Internet Infidelity Leads to Divorce in Romania

I guess I feel compelled to give a special warning to all our fans from Romania. I just read an article from Ananova.com (11/23/05) about a Romanian woman who filed for divorce on the basis of virtual adultery.

Just so, you don’t think she’s a fickly desperate housewife; Geta M of Galati has been married to her husband Ion for 23 years. One can assume they’ve already endured some ups and downs. They have at least a couple children since that’s how Mr. M got turned onto online XXX images. He bought a computer and hooked it up to the internet for their younger son according to the story.

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November 22, 2005

Former Hollywood Madame's City Slickers

Since 2002, over 2 million Americans or about one citizen in every 142 US residents is in prison. The ongoing debate has always been about whether time in jail leads to rehabilitation or merely recidivism.

An article by Ken Ritter for the Associated Press proves a person’s past crimes may lead to complications even if she does try to straighten out her life. He writes about poor Heidi Fleiss who besides having excessive plastic surgery (my opinion, not Ken’s) her patience may end up being stretched to its limit like her face already is by her latest endeavor to become a contributing member of society. Prostitution is legal in the part of Nevada where Heidi explains, "I am opening up a stud farm. I am going to have the sexiest men on earth. Women are going to love it.” Alas, sweet, sweet Heidi may have her honest, hard working dreams dashed, since as a convicted felon released from a California prison in 1999 after serving 21 months for money laundering, tax evasion and attempted pandering, she might not qualify to hold the license required to run a legal brothel.

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November 18, 2005

Jesus Loves Porn

I recently discovered an interesting site called Jcs Girls that despite having the name and even glossy front page typical to a porn site is the antithesis of one.

The JC in JC Girls stands for Jesus Christ. The message isn’t sex, it’s salvation. The busty tanned models on the homepage aren’t porn stars they’re evangelists. The one named Heather used to be a stripper then she had an epiphany during New Year’s Eve 1999. Although, The Millennium didn’t mean the end of the world, it meant the end of her wild stripper life. What’s special about these bible-thumping babes is their unique tactics for ministering to people.

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November 15, 2005

It's Not Just A Miracle, I Hope

Scottish man's supposed winning battle against Aids

More than any other transmittable disease, AIDS has had a devastating effect on the porn industry and the world, particularly in the early 1980's when there was relatively little known about the virus (although even now). While porn actors have always been more vulnerable to diseases due to the nature of their employment, it was in fact the consequences of HIV and AIDS that lead to both widespread testing and the use of condoms. Of course, those working in adult entertainment are probably a lot more diligent about being tested than the rest of us.

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November 14, 2005

Contraceptives- Just In Time For Xmas

The search for alternative forms of male contraception is ongoing. Hormone patches are uncomfortable making one aggressive and prone to “bacne,” giant zits on a backside aren’t too sexy either. One might like something less permanent than a vasectomy, for some reason most men don’t want someone cutting into their balls either. Finally, as effective a boost buying condoms marked extra large may be to bolstering a man’s ego, they still cramp one’s style a bit. Those tiny packages are a bitch to open with slippery fingers like ripping apart a bag of chips after too many beers. Besides, for many couples the issue isn’t sexual safety, but contraception.

A new solution sounds like a fun alternative. According to an article from Ananova online news Science and Discovery section (11/09/05), I learned of a shocking (literally) new way to disrupt fertility used by Serbian fertility expert Dr Sava Bojovic. He uses two electrodes to send low electrical currents through a man’s testicles immobilizing his sperm for up to 10 days, rendering them incapable of fertilizing a woman’s egg.

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November 6, 2005

Porn- Good Or Bad?

Back in the early days of my discovering internet porn sites I never thought I would ask myself if enough was enough. But, recently I’ve been thinking about the pros and cons of taking care of yourself with the help of all the good sites out there. Now, I can honestly say that sometimes porn serves couples as a means to get ideas for fun bedroom experimentation. But, more likely than that, I think it is increasingly becoming a sort of easy way to get off instead of going out, getting a date, and going through the whole motions of getting some real action.

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November 2, 2005

In The Court Of Law...

Apparently no excuse is too big

I have heard some very interesting and sometimes disturbing verdicts handed out by judges over the years and I think that we can all agree that there are some pretty damn fascinating defence arguments floating around in history. However, I think I may have just come across the most bizarre defence excuse yet. Of course, this is not to make fun of the very serious crime that the accused has been charged with, which is sexual assault.

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October 20, 2005

Where Did All The Boys Go?

Okay, so I mean porn star dudes. I love porn star sites. I guess the niche appeals because I love well-made photo and video content, and for the most part you can count on good quality when a big name is attached to a site. So, moments ago, I was perusing Rabbit's listing of pornstars, curious to see the various names and particularly interested in whether or not Lanni Barbie (rowr) had been reviewed and it suddenly struck me that there were only three male stars listed. It made me wonder if male pornstars, other than gay ones, really have their own sites?

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October 17, 2005

Sex Shows

The search for something to do

Every year in my city, there is a sex show. I don't mean live intercourse or anything, but rather more like a convention and yet, I can never remember when it happens. Considering the fact that I make a living from the adult industry, I felt that it was high time that I start actively seeking events to attend if only to increase the well of my knowledge. Yet, where does one start?

I checked a number of local resources, but didn't find a damn thing and it wasn't until I hit up the Floating World that I actually found what I was looking for and voila, there was a huge event on my urban horizon!

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October 15, 2005

The News

Real life news tidbits. Really.

I come across the oddest tidbits of information when searching the Internet to read about what's up in the world or listening to the television. For example, yesterday I read a bit of fluff that Katie Holmes strict Catholic dad is extremely upset about the "possible evidence" of premarital sex with Tom Cruise. Hm, now there is an understatement if I ever heard one. Perhaps her being pregnant didn't quite make his list for "solid" evidence?

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October 14, 2005

A Chilly Reminder

It happens every year. The day the denial must end. The moment you realize it’s cold again and will be that way for several months. It hits you like a ton of bricks. Every year, you fool yourself. You forget freezing winter under the blazing summer sun. A mid-July summertime lie erases completely the cold reality of mid-January snow squalls. You dare to complain each summer that it’s too hot, until it’s too late. Suddenly the sun is gone. The heat dissipates almost overnight leaving you to wake up one frosty morning to the death of summer. It’s like a...

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October 10, 2005

Nothing About Porn Today

Happy Thanksgiving to our Canadian friends

Well, today is Thanksgiving in Canada, and since the great white north provides plenty of beautiful young girls for us to feast our eyes upon, I thought I'd send out a happy day in their honour. Of course, I also happen to be Canadian, and my weekend has basically consisted of family get together's and elbowing my way through supermarkets to find a beast to roast later today. I had hoped to do something a bit different this year, like King Crab or Prime Rib roast, but it appears everyone had that same idea. After supermarket number three, and unable to find what I wanted, I caved in and bought turkey and all the fixings.

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October 7, 2005

Loud Porn Finnishes In Arrest

Probing for porn-related stories uncovered an article dated Wednesday, October 5, 2005 by Neelesh Misra, an Associated Press writer. Mr. Misra recounts how an unnamed Finnish man (I assume he has a name it just wasn’t reported) and his companion (She probably also has an identity of her own besides “Indian girlfriend of unidentified Finnish man”) were arrested after neighbors complained they heard loud-playing porn. It happened Monday night at the Finnish man's home in the town of Gurgaon, which is the center of India's information technology and outsourcing business. The hapless couple could face up to three months in...

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October 5, 2005

Where The Truth Lies, Indeed

I was watching the news last night, and I pay particular attention to film news. What can I say, I'm a film festival whore. I follow as much as possible from Cannes and Fantasporto in Europe to Sundance and tiny independent festivals. Right now, it's the season for the Toronto International Film Festival, and the news last night was about a film by Canadian director, Atom Egoyan called "Where the Truth Lies."

If you think about it, the title of the film seems a little too ironic. The movie stars Kevin Bacon and Colin Firth, and is loosely based around Hollywood icons Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin. What's controversial is that the film was smacked with an NC-17 rating in the United States. For those that are not aware, the NC-17 rating in the U.S. is considered the kiss of death for a movie. The film was slapped with it by the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) supposedly for explicit sexuality in a ménage à trois. The problem with an MC-17 label for a film in the States is that many cinemas end up refusing to show it.

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October 2, 2005

Bouncing For Loss Of Dollars

I don't go out to clubs that much anymore. Well, I don't go out to dance clubs. I prefer sitting around in a funky pub and talking, or watching a live band, even though I love dancing. However, this last Saturday night I decided what the hell. We went to the gay village where there are a lot of different mixed places that are fun, and they are all in the same vicinity. Straight clubs seem to be more spread out across the city and none of us felt like spending more money on cabs than on drinks.

However, there was one place we decided to go at the last minute just for old times sake to see what was happening. I noticed there was an attitude change among the bouncers at that particular club. Once a place of good-time lesbians, it seemed there was a new breed of posturing bouncers with attitude problems manning the door. Basically, they were picking and choosing who gets to go in, and who is not allowed to go in for whatever lame excuse they decided to muster. I watched them hassle people, including us.

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October 1, 2005

Porn dial-up users still exist?

There is a cliché sex phrase that once you go black, you never go back. When it comes to Internet connections, you could pretty much reiterate this in saying that once you discover highspeed, you wonder what the hell took you so long to get there! At one point this weekend, I used a dial-up modem, and it was like living a nightmare. All I wanted to bloody well do was check my email and it felt like it took me 50 years. If it took that long just for email, I can't even imagine trying to do a porn review, or even streaming a Windows Media porn flick, let alone download an MPEG.

In doing recent reviews for Rabbit, I noticed that some sites (footprints 4 u for example) aren't offering videos for a dial-up connection anymore. On the one hand, I can understand this because a 56k movie sucks shit. However, this kind of stuff gets me thinking, so I decided to explore the numbers.

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September 30, 2005

Will that be meat or potatoes with your porn?

There's porn for everyone, even vegetarians.

You can imagine my amazement when I stumbled across a site regarding porn geared to vegetarians. Well, I should hardly be surprised by any kind of porn, and yet couldn't help but laugh. My first thought was whether or not it meant no men. My immediate second thought was more along the lines of cucumbers sliding in and out of pussy juice machines. After all, what is porn for the vegetarian?

It wasn't a porn site, although it did contain an element of pornography in the editorial section, and it was here that I found one interesting complaint about the use of words.

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September 28, 2005

Beautiful Wife Brings Painful Life

The Internet has provided me hours of pleasure and now employment with its plethoric porn. It also let’s me laugh at unlucky events in the everyday lives of everyday people. Such is the case of an ill-fated Romanian farmer Gheorghe Popa from Galati according to an article on Ananova.com. Apparently, this 52-year-old man recently married a beautiful 25-year-old bride named Loredana. His newlywed missus was hanging laundry to dry outside when her adoring hubby happened to meander by with a heavy sack of grain. Long story short, so mesmerized by her beauty was he, his hefty load ended up accidentally...

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September 23, 2005

Full Frontal Nudity

Why a cock is such a big deal?

As happens on weekends, I was stuck in a long line at the supermarket. After staring endlessly at the wall of Campbell's soup cans, and practically counting every flavour - I hadn't realized there were so many - I decided to cast my eyes upon the tabloids. One photo, well several since a person can't seem to get away from news about this particular couple, reminded me of something.

"I heard Brad Pitt is going to do a full-frontal."

"He's doing a film in Canada," my boyfriend skirted the issue at first.

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September 20, 2005

Reviewing Porn

The good and the bad and the ugly about writing porn reviews.

Many people probably think that a porn reviewer has the luckiest job in the world. After all, you have access to tons of porn in just about every niche that exists! When I tell people what I do for a living, I get a mixed reaction, but most people seem envious. However, they don't know the half of it!

There is actually a lot of crap on the web. Certainly, there are more shitty websites out there than I had ever imagined, but then according to Google, there are about 14, 400, 000 porn sites available, so it's to be expected.

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September 19, 2005

HD Porn Trend

Nothing pleases me more on a porn site than crystal-clear videos. In the last year or so, most sites have considerably increased the level of bitrate encoding (kbps) for their videos. I'm not surprised anymore when a site has 2MBs or even 4MBs (DVD quality) movies. However, there's a superior technology on the horizon that is already shifting quality standards, and that is HD (High Definition) video. So far I've come across several porn sites that use it and I would like to take the opportunity to highlight some of them, starting with BrookeSkye.

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September 16, 2005

Porn, Sex and Love

I review porn for a living so you’d think by now I’d understand the difference between sex and love. I guess once my cock is inside someone a few times, it’s always hard for me not to grow attached… the question then becomes, am I attached to the person or to the sex? I really don’t know sometimes. I am always into very passionate action whether I’m “making love” or just fucking. I don’t limit my contact in any way when doing it with someone, however casually. I’ve never respected the no kissing rule, for example. I mean a...

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September 15, 2005

Wacky Sex Laws

Being a porn reviewer and writer, I often come across some really odd stuff, and I'm not talking about the pizza guy delivering much more than just the extra sausage nor am I talking pygmy hardcore. The really weird sex stuff seems to lie at the heart of our own culture, particularly in our laws.

Some laws are so damn ridiculous that you have to wonder if they were made while lawmakers were on some wicked mescaline trip, or at the very least while they were all completely drunk.

For example, it is said that in Washington, D.C. it is illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary. That would be news to just about every politician, particularly former President Clinton. I'm surprised the whole city isn't under house arrest!

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September 13, 2005

Groundhog versus Grassroot Conservatives

The Groundhog has personally fallen victim to the latest anti-pornography law to be enforced. I wondered how it might affect my work life but I never thought of how it might impact my private forays onto the web. Then I received a message from one of the online adult dating sites to which I am a member. It explained that my photos had to be removed because they were too risqué and the company had no way of verifying my age for their official records. I should be pleased if anyone could doubt that this old varmint is younger than...

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Porn and History

I picked up a book at the library to do a bit of research, and came across an essay about porn in the 1980's. Basically, it was all about how the industry flourished in that decade, and it was more economic and historical in nature, so I won't bother you with that. However, what caught my eye was a dildo manufacturer who had made dildos in his basement, and ultimately created a million dollar empire. Just seeing this little blurb reminded me of a woman I had met a few years ago. She worked in a medical museum, and at a very posh and conservative conference during dinner, she began to tell everyone at the table about the history of medical dildos, and the contraptions she had seen. All of us were howling with laughter, much to the chagrin of our employers. I no longer remember what was so hilarious, but it's completely fascinating how far dildos have come since their early beginnings.

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September 12, 2005

Porn For World Peace

Imagine porn for world peace and a better tomorrow. Yes, since I make a living as a professional critic one might assume that I am a cynical bastard. Nevertheless, although I've never been accused of being overly optimistic in life, I have often been accused of been an idealist and seeing the best in people. Surprisingly this last part is often seen as a fault rather than a quality, but as an idealist one readily accepts that being a better person doesn't win you any awards, it a question of personal principle and merit. How can I wax so philosophically...

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August 25, 2005

Beers and Pelvis

Groundhog's first ground breaking grumbling... a personal, tear-provoking story of misfortune after work (and a few beers).

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