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July 20, 2006

Anna Nicole, The Perfect Playboy Playmate
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I have never really understood what the big deal about Anna Nicole Smith was until recently. In my mind, she was an overweight blonde whose big boobs had sucked all the substance from her brain. I happened to catch a few clips of her reality show, The Anna Nicole Show, and all I kept thinking was how trashy she was. Now every time see her come on TV, I cringe and turn the channel. Where was the interest in this girl, besides her association with a super-wealthy businessman and his children’s inheritance that she had managed to make off with? Then I came across some shots of her naked and it hit me like a bolt of lightning!

Anna Nicole Smith was Playmate of the Year 1993! Holly crap! I mean, I knew she worked in adult to some degree, but I didn’t know that it was Anna Nicole, Playboy Playmate from May 1992! She had a special place in my porn stack that year. It’s funny the way people come across in 2D. She was all curves and you could concentrate on… ummm… her form. Now, with so much of her alive on the small screen, you get to know the real lump behind the massive melons. Obviously she has a great deal of charm. J. Howard Marshall fell for her. But then again, he was getting soft in the skull. Now with his son dead (Smith’s bitter rival) the future of her case to keep all that money is looking bright. If she does finally get it all, will she go completely nuts? Can you imagine Anna Nicole pregnant and then the wigged-out mommy phase that would follow? What about a Anna Nicole Smith fat special on MTV? Maybe she’ll be the next one to date Flavor Flav! Anything is possible with her, it seems. Now that I’ve made the connection, the more I see of her, the better. But from now on, when she makes an appearance on my tube, I’m just going to reach for the converter, turn down the volume and smile.

Posted by Wolf at July 20, 2006 9:17 AM

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