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July 6, 2007

Big Sausage Pizza - Surprise

Now, I know that Hans just mentioned the site, Big Sausage Pizza, in his last blog. However, I don't control the news, so when a suitable porn-related story comes out and it involves pizza, which is my favorite food, I just feel compelled to mention that famous dick-through-the-pizza-box, classic reality porn, which just happens to also me one of my all-time favorite porn sites. I mean guys for centuries have felt compelled to stick their dicks in food-related items.

Obviously, there's the scene from the movie American Pie, where the dude gets caught while trying to do the nasty with an apple pie. Then there's the male stripper in the movie Bachelor Party who sticks his dick in a hot dog bun and then offers it on a platter with actual wieners and buns. We've all heard of jokes to about the old trick of sticking your rod through a hole in the bottom of a tub of popcorn, so you're date turns even the most boring chick flick into a pornographic experience.

Then, of course, there are other tricks for desperate pricks (or at least adventurous masturbators) to get off using food. There are dudes who have sex with melons. I don't mean giant tits on horny big-breasted babes. We're talking actual fruit, such as cantaloupes, honeydews and watermelons. According to the Urban Dictionary, you can heat it up first in the microwave, although it also tries to explain a Cleveland Steamer.

I thought I had heard the term a thousand times before, but I never really knew what it meant to be honest. According to the U Dic site, a melon is hollowed out then filled with cottage cheese, then at some point during sex with a woman, a man puts his testicles in the cottage cheese and then proceeds to fuck the lady's toes. Both me and at least one other coworker who claims he already knew what it was, don't completely understand why anyone would do it.

Let's get back to pizza and porn. According to CBC News (07/02/07), in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, you can order pizza with a surprise inside the box. Customer of the pizzeria must be over 18 years of age to receive this steamy treat, which is really just your standard pizza, but the box liner is a porn pic, instead of just the usual wax paper.

Ordering a little slice of paradise is a hit with women, so Porno Pizza founder Corey Wildeman says, "So, I'm pretty pleased to see that a demographic that some people might think that we're offending is actually a lot more open to the concept than society would think."

For those not living in Winnipeg, remember you can always enjoy BigSausagePizza.

Posted by Will Peters at July 6, 2007 1:01 AM

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id lick his cum off the box

Posted by: dvae at January 10, 2008 3:18 AM

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