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April 21, 2006

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Sometimes, when you think the world has become jaded and overly suspicious, you hear a story that reaffirms the fact that there will always be those who place great in the rest of humankind. Unfortunately, often these tales of trusting innocents tend to prove that being paranoid and distrustful at least prevents one from appearing like a complete idiot when someone chooses to abuse the trust of the too trusting.

Case in point, the Reuters story from yesterday (04/20/06) out of Miami, Florida about a 76 year-old-man who went door-to-door masquerading as doctor offering free breast exams convincing two women to actually let him examine i.e. fondle their breasts despite his being a complete stranger.

When one thinks of naif, Floridians being exploited one imagines elderly old people being conned by smooth talking sales people over the phone. One might therefore think that this unofficial boobie doctor played his hoax on some wrinkled folks but actually, he succeeded in convincing two thirty-something women to let him mull their mammaries. One woman finally clued in that something was up when he requested she remove all her clothes and then proceeded to start the "exam" on her genitals without donning gloves.

The suspect named Philip Winikoff has no medical training but worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.

Winikoff did carry a black bag and claim to be working on behalf of a local hospital. No word if he needed to flash his "Official Breast Inspector" ID card or if he was just wearing one of the T-shirts with "Boob Specialist" emblazoned on it.

One wonders if the young ladies believed his story because his white hair and glasses made him appear trustworthy or if they were merely ignorant of the fact that a man at any age loves to touch a nice set of young tits. Snow on the roof doesn't mean that fire down below can't still burn you.

Posted by Will Peters at April 21, 2006 12:54 PM

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Posted by: kaylee at March 17, 2007 9:26 PM

hey - i remember him. he came by my house one time... he said he had an appt with my mom... weird. ha. what a sick bastard. and kaylee - you're fuckin nasty too if you are into that sort of stuff - NASTY MOTHER FUCKER.

Posted by: emilyy at April 5, 2007 7:31 AM

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