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January 13, 2012

Penis Tattoo Gives Hard-on
Image courtesy of UgliestTattoos.failblog.org.

Commercials for any kind of erectile dysfunction drug always have that point in the ad when they warn you of any side effects and one thing they always say is that you should call your doctor if you experience an erection lasting more than four hours. Well, I really hope that Iran has some good mobile-phone plans because there is a dude there who is going to be calling his doctor a lot!

The 21-year-old guy went in to get a tattoo on his dick and came out with a permanent semi-erection. (The office is split on the term "permanent semi-erection" being an oxymoron). Where do I begin with this one? Well, actually, my favorite part of the story is the tattoo itself: Persian script reading "borrow be salaamat," which translates to "good luck on your journeys." He also added the first initial of his girlfriend's last name, M.

At first glance I thought it was a great tattoo. But now that I think about it I'm not sure if it makes sense. I mean, I can understand wishing his penis good luck on its journeys in, and out, of his girlfriend. But by putting her initial at the end implies that the statement is in reference to her, and her vagina isn't going on any journeys. It is the vacation destination for the traveling penis. So wouldn't it make more sense to have the statement tattooed on his chick's pussy (without the M of course)?

Some other possible tattoos he could have gone with are: "Thank you for the invitation M," "I look forward to spending this time with you M," "My favorite travel destination M," "Only for you M," "Good luck on my journeys M," "Spelunker at work"... I could go on, but you get the idea.

There is one other thing about the tattoo. But before I get to that, how about we enjoy these best local news bloopers of 2011? I don't know about you, but I love local news bloopers.

Finally, I just wanted to point out (and I'm sure some of you are thinking the same thing) that "borrow be salaamat M" is a decent-length statement, which could signify that this dude is working with a pretty decent-sized cock, which is good for him and M. Although, I say "could signify" only because I have no info regarding font size - and that would really make all the difference. I mean, I could tattoo this whole blog post on my dick if the font was small enough. (Although it wouldn't have to be that small, if you know what I mean, ladies!)

All this tattooed-penis talk reminds me of an old joke, so I will leave you with this:

There was this guy who was really in love with his girlfriend, Wendy, so he decided to tattoo her name on his penis. When the penis was erect it read, "Wendy," and when it wasn't erect, only the letters W and Y were visible.

After this guy and his girlfriend got married they went on their honeymoon to Jamaica. One day in a restaurant the guy went to the bathroom and there was a black guy peeing in the urinal beside him and on his penis he saw the letters W and Y.

He asked the guy, "Hey, do you also have a girlfriend named Wendy?"

And the black guy replied, "No, my tattoo says, 'Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day.'"

Posted by A.K. Anderson at January 13, 2012 1:01 AM

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