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July 4, 2008

Our 5,000th Porn Review!
Image courtesy of Porn Pros Network.

Once in a lifetime, an event happens that is so significant that it is entered into the annals (not anals) of history, there to be remembered by those who experienced it forever. For example, I remember where I was when O.J. was acquitted. My father remembers when JFK was assassinated. Unfortunately, my mother still can't remember where she parked her car when she went to the mall a few years ago, but that's another story. There are those who remember where they were when Drew Barrymore flashed David Letterman, when man first set foot on the moon and, of course, that time Denis Franz showed his ass on national television. I'm pretty sure that those reading this will remember where they were when they found out that the Porn Pros Network became the 5,000th review on Rabbit's Porn Reviews.

In our long and storied history, those of us who have had the good fortune to view the many thousands of porn sites that we have reviewed have realized that we have had quite an impact on the world of porn and feel that we have become better people for being a part of this operation. We have helped millions of people make informed decisions about porn purchases and have directed many a lubed hand to sweet release.

It is with great pleasure that the Porn Pros Network became our 5,000th porn review. These are some dudes that really know what they are doing and memberships to this site give you access to a wide variety of good-quality websites.

My favorite of the bunch is 40 Oz Bounce. These babes have definitely got more bounce to the ounce and you'll be mesmerized as the malt liquor drips down the asses of the luscious lasses involved. Homies hone their humping skills on hood honeys in 35 good-quality videos and good-looking picture galleries.

I've heard it said that the difference between like, love and true love is spitting, swallowing and gargling, respectively. Deepthroat Love has some great scenes of amorous hos getting their lips around big cocks and sucking them all the way down their throats. There are 32 good-quality videos and picture galleries for you to love.

One other porn review from this network is Blacks In Becky. Becky has a husband, but he's a white guy with a white guy-sized cock and it just doesn't seem to satisfy Becky's cravings. That's why she fucks every big, black cock she can get her hands on and her lips around. At least you will always know what color meat to serve her at Thanksgiving. Check out the 40 movies and galleries. The video quality ranges from good to stellar-quality playback.

Those are just three of the sites on the the Porn Pros Network and there are still five more to enjoy. The only real issue with this network is the lack of search capabilities and limited navigation. All in all there are 440 videos and picture galleries, so you definitely get some bang for your buck.

We've entered a new era in porn, where the quality is getting better, the babes are getting hotter and the jizz is flying everywhere. With high-speed internet connections becoming more available on widespread basis, HD-quality videos are becoming more prevalent and pictures are becoming larger, clearer and crisper. Of course, we'll continue to be at the forefront, writing porn reviews in an honest and unbiased manner and we'll always be there for you when you need to know where to find the best porn. So, let's raise a glass to 5,000 porn reviews and say a cheers to the dedication of Lynx, Groundhog, Marmot, Sloth, Peacock and Pussycat. Of course, Rabbit will continue to be at the helm and make sure that you get another 5,000 reviews even sooner than it took to get you these ones. A big thanks to all our loyal readers. Without you, we wouldn't get to see as much porn as we do!

Posted by rabbit at July 4, 2008 1:01 AM

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