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Olive Oil and Typewriters: From Obvious to Not So Obvious

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November 22, 2012

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I read a lot of stories, looking for ones I want to talk about in these posts and they often fall into one of two categories: "obvious" and "not so obvious." Today I have one of each for you.

Obvious: Olive Oil

If someone came up to me and said they could make my penis bigger by injecting it with olive oil I would tell them no thanks - and not just because my dick is big enough already (even too big according to some girls I've been with. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!). But seriously, folks, don't you agree that the idea that injecting olive oil into your cock to make it bigger is obviously false?

Well, while that might seem pretty obvious to us, it didn't seem so obvious to a 50-year-old man in Thailand who underwent the procedure five years ago. Everything seemed to be fine until six months ago when he got a cut on his crotch and his manhood blew up to the size of a coconut. He finally went to the hospital, where the doctors found that he had penis cancer, which had spread. The doctors were forced to remove his penis! (I guess he had used extra virgin olive oil.)

In reference to the illegal olive oil procedure, hospital spokeswoman Sirikul Jiaranaikhajorn said (what many of us would assume was obvious), "It only brings bad results."

Not So Obvious: Typewriters

If I told you that the final typewriter factory in the UK had shut down I'm sure you would think that was pretty obvious, right? Well, what if I told you that it only happened two days ago!

Yup, the Brother factory in the UK made their last typewriter only two days ago after making 5.9 million of them over the course of the last 27 years.

I gotta say that this was a huge surprise to me. I mean, who uses a typewriter anymore? Personally, I haven't used one in 20 years. And even these days when you hear about some eccentric writer who doesn't use computers, they often use pen and paper. And even the ones who are attached to the typewriter, have there really been enough of these people to keep a company producing them up until two days ago?

Although I do feel bad for the employees of the factory, 'cause you gotta admit that it would be pretty fuckin' cool when someone asks you what you do for a living to be able to say that you make typewriters.

Speaking of typewriters, in this video you will see people who have definitely used a few typewriters in their day. Check out "Elders React to Gangnam Style."

And here is where you can find some elders having sex: Lusty Grandmas, 60 Plus MILFs and Sexy 60 Plus.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at November 22, 2012 1:01 AM

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