Not Enough Sleep Makes Women Grumpier Than Men

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March 14, 2013

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Sure, one of the seven dwarves was named Grumpy, but that is only because Snow White got all that rest after eating the poison apple. Had Snow not been as well rested, the "grumpy" moniker would have probably gone to her - at least according to scientists at Duke University.

The researchers tracked 210 men and women, testing their blood and asking them questions about how they felt. And what they discovered is that a bad night's sleep is worse for women than it is for men. Not only were they at a higher risk for serious health problems, like heart disease and type-2 diabetes, but girls who slept badly were also grumpier than the guys.

So, guys, when your girlfriend asks you to turn down "Downton Abbey" because she is trying to sleep you should immediately oblige unless you want to spend the next day with "grumpy girlfriend."

And for all you tactless dudes out there, this now gives you a much less rude comment to make toward your female coworkers if they seem to be in a bad mood. Because asking if they got enough sleep last night probably won't get you slapped in the face as often as asking them if they are on their period.

Speaking of not enough sleep, way too many people post videos on YouTube of themselves not getting enough of it.

I would also encourage all you men and women to take this study to your boss and tell him or her that you want them to install a company nap room. You can tell them that 5% of employers are doing it and that the number is growing. It should be a pretty easy sell, no? I mean, what boss wouldn't want their employees to be rested and energized as opposed to grumpy with type-2 diabetes?

I will leave you today with some naughty sites featuring chicks whose men obviously let them get enough sleep the night before. These chicks sure aren't grumpy, but instead are horny and appreciative, which is obviously much better as you will see on HomegrownVideo, XXXHomeVideo and HomemadePornPass.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at March 14, 2013 1:01 AM

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