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August 9, 2006

LaRae Lundeen Fjellman and Kirk Fjellman.bmp

I have to admit that as much as it always seems appealing, in reality it never works out for me to get a massage. I have this strange condition where my back muscles are so tense that even a skilled professional can end up doing more harm than good undoing all the knots in my pretzelized posterior. I normally enjoy it while it's happening and shortly there after but the next day or even the day after that, similar to the delayed aching from a good workout, I'll wake up feeling as if a Mack truck hit me.

Speaking of seemingly happy endings, turning bad, the AP reports (08/07/06) a licensed massage therapist in Minnesota is in hot water over having sex with a former client. You might immediately think that such naughty behavior would always receive reprimand but there's a bit more to the story than a woman rubbing the wrong part of one of her customers. The tale seems tawdry until you discover that her once patron is now her husband whom she started dating a couple of months after he stopped receiving massages from her.

Minnesota Department of Health regulations strictly prohibit sexual relations between a licensed massage therapist and any client for a minimum period of 2 years after the professional relationship has ended. The woman named LaRae Lundeen Fjellman may lose her massage license and/or be faced with paying a fine. She does not deny breaking the state law when she consummated her relationship with the Kirk Fjellman, the former paying patient she married but does say she had no idea that such a regulation existed.

Meanwhile, Mr. Fjellman states, "There's no harm, no victim. What's this about?"

Personally, although I can sympathize with the couple who hardly resemble Richard Gere and Julia Roberts in that classic Cinderella tale of a prostitute marrying her john, the comparison is perhaps still valid. Waiting a couple of months before doing it with your former masseuse still seems a tad seedy even if she's more a handsome gal than a pretty woman and his moustache resembles a gerbil more than an American Gigolo.

Posted by Will Peters at August 9, 2006 10:15 AM

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