Ninja Sex! Hidden Masturbation!

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March 20, 2013

Ninja Sex! Hidden Masturbation!
Image courtesy of MasturbationPage.

Am I the only one who finds it funny when Americans get referred to as "Yanks?" Given how so many voyeurs like to slip a hand a hand in their pockets when nobody's looking and how we all love hidden masturbation so much, I feel the term best describes ninjas, don't you? The way a model's hands go flying all over her body during a masturbation porn scene even sometimes reminds me of ninja-style martial arts moves. Couple that with the existence of fisting and the fact that the French refer to orgasms as le petit mort ("the little death"), I can't be the only one who thinks that the ninja technique called the "five-fingered palm of death" sounds like a pussy-fingering technique, can I?

Yanks a site that's neither about Americans nor is it even about handjobs. It's actually about a bunch of chicks (more than 430 as of when we last checked) who can be seen bringing themselves to orgasm. The scenes start off with interviews of amateur women before showing them lying back and fucking themselves with sex toys. Several sister sites were combined into this one a while back, so it now has more than 1,275 videos and just less than 900 photo sets. Older videos have been reformatted over the years, so now the worst scenes offer great quality and many of them can also be viewed in HD. The pics are often available in two sizes, both of which are high-res dimensions.

It and its brother site make up the MasturbationPage's content. I say "brother site" because it's basically the all-male counterpart to this one. Combined, the two get you around 1,400 movies and about 985 photo sets. The range in quality is a bit wider this time around, but obviously you'll still be getting high-def scenes, whereas the worst of the vids are still good in quality. Members can also upload their own content to share with the community, as well as access a social networking site that supports chats, forums and more. Updates are very frequent, too.

WatchYouJerk may sound like some voyeur site or that it has hidden masturbation, it's actually a masturbation site with a twist. The premise is that the camera is a guy who's jerking off and it's making the models so horny that they get themselves off while watching "him." You'll find about 175 movies that typically offer good-quality playback (some are HD) and roughly 20 high-res photo sets. New movies are added every one to two weeks, but it's not consistent. Extras include about a dozen bonus sites.

Posted by Adam Strong at March 20, 2013 1:01 AM

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