New York Stories: The "Show Us Your Tits" Edition

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June 17, 2011

Show Us Your Tits
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New York City. The Big Apple. The city that never sleeps. And, now, thanks to a state court ruling, the city that taxes lap dances. This comes up because the Nite Moves strip club claimed that they were exempt from having to pay taxes on lap dances after they were hit with a $124,921.94 tax bill after a 2005 audit. Ouch! They are going to need a bigger "champagne room" to pay all that off.

The club argued that lap dances were "dramatic or musical arts performances," which would make them exempt. But the court wasn't buying it. I'm guessing the judges have never been to a strip club at midnight on a Friday, because there is no doubt that the hard-working ladies in these clubs put on dramatic and musical performances for the attentive crowd.

I can only assume that their sole experience with strip clubs have been at 4:30 p.m. on a Wednesday when there are more waitresses than customers in the club and the strippers - with a look of disgust on their faces - are just going through the motions as they lazily walk around the stage holding onto the pole with one hand and checking their Blackberry with the other.

Here's a quick lap dance lesson:

So where can women go in New York to show off their tits and not have it become a taxable offence? Well, the answer is pretty much anywhere else!

Earlier this week when New York was in the middle of that crazy heat wave, a woman was seen walking down the street in sandals, a skirt and a pair of sunglasses. Oh yeah, she also had a purse. (I'll wait while you do the clothing math and figure out that she was topless.)

And you know what? Not only was what this woman doing not taxable, it was also perfectly legal! Yup, that's right ladies of New York City. According to a ruling from the New York Supreme Court many years ago, women have the same rights as men to appear topless in public. This, however, leads to the big question of the day: If a topless women walking down the street decides to stop for one of the many construction workers whistling at her and give him a lap dance, who pays the taxes on that?

For porn sites that relate to this week's topic, you can check out Golden Strippers for a look at strippers and NIP Activity for some incredible public nudity where babes walk around in public totally naked. It's pretty awesome.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at June 17, 2011 1:01 AM

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