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January 31, 2007

Public Flash (of lightening striking you down)

Last time, I talked about sex in the great outdoors. Today, I'd like to mention a site that I reviewed myself that had the public nudity happening both, outside and inside. Indoors might not seem very controversial, but on Public Flash some of the locations for photo spread, include the interiors of churches. I won't deny that given my religious upbringing, I'm always a bit superstitious. I don't really believe in any divinity, I’d even say I'm an atheist not agnostic.

However, I do believe that humanity has some collective supernatural force culminating from strong spiritual beliefs that go beyond the mere intellectual power of the brain. In other words, I'm not worried that some omnipotent deity will strike you down for blasphemy but I'm not sure earning the ill will of a multitude of true believers can't possibly do harm to your psyche. Not to mention, the tangible, flesh and blood ass kicking, one might earn if caught by a zealot while stripping down in a sanctuary somewhere.

Porn Jackass - Bottle Rocket

Anyway, that's enough about my equally unscientific and paranoid theories regarding the mojo messing up capabilities of the evil eye from a pissed off parishioner. I know that the taboo of getting naked in a sacred place is the whole point of the show. It makes it all seem more titillating as it's more dangerous without being actually as crazy as say Porn Jackass seems. Sticking things up you bum may be fun but trying that trick with a bottle rocket is dumb.

Anyway, if you want to try nudity in a public place without risking the wrath of the zealous or capture by the long arm of the law, go to Old Town, Maine, USA. According to the Bangor Daily News (01/30/07), the Old Town Bowling Center has a new take on the familiar pastime. They hold private parties for the Bare Nekkid Mainers. These folks bowl, play pool and enjoy the other amusements offered while being completely nude.

When some idiot ignored multiple signs and a verbal warning from someone outside the naturalist bowling party, he complained to police. However, the authorities actually found no ordinance that was being violated so no charges have been laid or any fines levied. Even the state liquor licensing board found nothing jeopardizing the alley's mandate to sell alcohol.

In my mind, having only bowled a couple of times, I find that what was always missing from the game was some nakedness. The only thing I wouldn't be up for, which I've seen people play in bowling allies before is darts. I also don't know if the Big Lebowski would have been better as porn flick, although it would make sense if the big was talking about his dick.

Posted by Will Peters at January 31, 2007 1:01 AM

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