My Day Started With a Porn Parody Site

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January 12, 2013

My Day Started With a Porn Parody Site
Image courtesy of DevilsFilmParodies.

Sometimes I like to regale my friends with a "day in the life" of a porn reviewer and describe some of the various porn sites I see throughout the day. I don't always tell people what I do when they ask, as I don't always want to explain the specifics and clarify that I don't work "IN" porn. There have been countless events where a friend of mine has shouted out loud across the room, "Hey Lisa, have you met April? She works in porn." That brings almost every conversation in the room to a grinding halt and everyone turns to look at me. People tend to think that means I consider myself a pornstar and I imagine they start to look at the zit on my forehead, my slightly thick thighs and my eyebrows that desperately need plucking and star to wonder what kind of porn I engage in and who exactly would want to see me fuck. Okay, that's perhaps my imagination getting away from me. That and I think my self-loathing might be showing. My point is is that I just had a long dinner yesterday where I told my group of pals about three somewhat varied porn sites that I recently updated. My first story was about the porn parody site, Devils Film Parodies.

I think you can figure out for yourself the kind of thing you'll see on DevilsFilmParodies. They take regular shows and movies and give them a porn twist. The tour page gives you some Twilight parodies as well as a "Jon & Kate Fuck Eight" advertisement. Speaking of those two, what the heck are they doing now? The tagline here is "laugh while you cum" and that's certainly an enticing thought. The site offers 63 videos and 68 sets of photos and, just like the series they parody, they are brought to you in HD. You kind of have to be familiar with the shoes to understand the porn parody, but you don't need to have seen the shows to enjoy the porn. You'll also enjoy the 20 or so bonus sites from the network.

The next site I talked about didn't involve a porn parody, but it did give me the chance to say cameltoe about 65 times. It seems girls are always wary of the cameltoe, but guys apparently love it. At least the ones who subscribe to MrCameltoe do. The unfortunate thing about this site is that it has stopped updating. But it did manage to post 45 movies and 45 photo sets before throwing in the towel. You can expect HD playback and the pics look pretty good too. These chicks give head and get their puffy pussies licked before the hardcore fucking begins. The 40 bonus sites will probably keep you warm and cozy after you've burned through the main cameltoe material.

I finished off dinner with a good old throwback. It's always nice to take a break from all the extreme raunchy hardcore and check out some vintage porn. RetroRaw is pretty much the perfect place to do that. They still update weekly and they offer about 1,200 movies (but no pics). The quality is obviously not up to par like some newer sites, but they still offer good-quality footage. You're also not getting any exclusive material, but who cares? This shit is gold! John Holmes, Ginger Lynn and more are just banging the night away in all their dated clothes and hairstyles. You can also expect two other retro smut sites when you sign up.

Posted by April Scott at January 12, 2013 6:30 AM

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