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September 20, 2006

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Have you ever seen a dude with a strange sort of confidence that makes no sense? You know what I mean. He's that average-looking or even slightly unattractive man. He doesn't appear to have money, muscles or looks, but somehow just brims with self-confidence all the same.

In the old days, when we weren't bombarded with images of six-pack abs and perfect skin on every male image on TV and in magazines, we might chock up his false male bravado to the typically in denial male ego.

Did he not get the memo? To attract females, one has to be a hairless, smooth-skinned, perfectly coiffed Adonis. Why does he act so cavalier with back hair sticking out of the neck of his dirty under shirt? I'll hazard a guess. He's hung like a horse.

That's it folks, penis size is the great equalizer in life. For example, let's face it when people try to put one of those supermodel males down in the media or real life, the first thing they say is that probably he has a small dick.

It's not just sour grapes, fast cars or perfect abs, generally, we recognize someone compensating. Therefore, how does it help our intangible quality of self-confidence if it's based on a tangible asset such as a big cock? That's just genetics right?

The answer is simple. I have no idea, nor do I want to know, whether the dude with a tude is actually hung. What's working for him is his devil may care manner not his huge jackhammer. Most chicks don't care either, since the bigger they come, the harder they hurt usually.

They appreciate a strutting monster cock because he walks like a man. Any one of us can do the same if we stop obsessing about the superficial things. After all, he's concentrating on what's in his pants, which most people will never see. That isn't any different from learning to concentrate on our insides rather than our outsides.

Who knew a big prick could teach us a long hard moral lesson? Next time, maybe we'll discover how to be more sensitive by looking at girls' nipples.

Posted by Will Peters at September 20, 2006 11:54 AM

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