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If you're a neat freak, you'll want to run for cover when massive cumshots erupt from hard cocks. Then again, some nasty babes are more than eager to take huge loads of hot sticky cum on their cute faces and juicy tits. If you're a fan of hot facials and jizz on jugs, then you had better check out this awesome massive cumshot blog. Let this be your guide to find nothing but the hottest cumshots and facial porn guaranteed not to disappoint. If cum-covered chicks are what you want, this content delivers.

November 20, 2013

She Wants a Huge Creampie

She Wants a Huge Creampie
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Up until recently, my girlfriend was never too picky about where I shot my load during sex. For the last little while, though, all she's wanted from is one huge creampie after another. It's probably because she wants to get pregnant. I'm not quite ready to be a daddy just yet, so I may need to start jizzing somewhere other than inside her for the foreseeable future. If my sweetie wants to enjoy a pussy full of cum, she'll need to start visiting creampie porn sites like GirlsGotCream.

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October 26, 2013

Cum Facials to Start Your Day

Cum Facials to Start Your Day
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Well, I'm not sure if cum facials are going to start your day, but that's the way mine started today. Oh wait... that's not what I meant. I don't mean that... you know... I GOT one. Jeez, I don't kiss and tell! I am a lady, OK? I mean that it started by watching them, since, you know in case you weren't aware, I review porn sites and all. Yup, I watched more than a few gals get their faces sperm glazed like a still-warm Krispy Kreme doughnut. Oh, now I want a doughnut. Like one of those Boston Cream ones with the custard inside. I think I might be having some concentration problems today. Oooh, maybe I need more coffee? Mmm... coffee. But wait! First things first, let me tell you about CumshotOasis.

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September 14, 2013

A Different Kind Of Sperm Donor

A Different Kind Of Sperm Donor
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I was once asked if I'd be willing to donate my sperm. The idea of my swimmers being used to put a bun in the oven seems too much like theft, though. I mean, what do I get out of it? I suppose I'd be willing to be a sperm donor if I could directly inseminate the MILFs to be. And by "directly" I mean I want to stick my dick in their mommy makers. Now that's a job I believe I'd be perfect for, because instead of getting too tired after helping out the first recipient, more sex just makes me even more horny. Not to toot my own horn (sorry for the poor choice of words there), but when it comes to marathon fucking, I'm just a big JizzBomb waiting to go off. And let's be honest here. Does a rocket scientist's artificially inseminated "rocket fuel" really have a better chance of getting a babe pregnant than an average Joe who shoots massive cumshots when he's turned on? It's finally about quantity, not quality!

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August 18, 2013

Forget Regular Creampies And Try A Cream Orgy Pie

Forget Regular Creampies And Try A Cream Orgy Pie
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Being a bit of a swinger, I've been invited to give a babe a creampie on more than one occasion. However, it's usually pretty rare. Rarer still would be what happened about a month ago, which was to take part in a cream orgy pie. When I asked what that was, the party planners explained that it's their made-up term for when dozens of guys give multiple creampies to several different babes. These HomegrownCreampies may sound amazing, but I balked at the idea of someone else's cum touching my dick. Oh, I still went, naturally. I just made sure I got to cum first, is all.

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July 30, 2013

Time To Throw A Hardcore Cum Orgy

Time To Throw A Hardcore Cum Orgy
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I've got a swinger friend who is a lot wilder than I am. I'll admit that I've been to the occasional bukkake party, but even that would be considered vanilla by his tastes. He would prefer to attend a hardcore cum orgy in which every guy in attendance jizzed multiple times on multiple babes. We're talking tons of fucking and sucking followed by 1000Facials. On second thought, that sounds hot. Maybe I was just a prude all this time.

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June 17, 2013

Creampied On Campus

Creampied On Campus
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A girl sent me a friend request on Facebook last night and I really had no idea who she was at first. After giving it some thought for a minute or two, I finally remembered that she was a cutie that I creampied on campus back in my college days. I didn't know if I should accept her request or not, but I did know that thinking of her put me in the mood to check out some CreampiedSweeties online, so that's exactly what I did. Reading my words here might put you in a similar mood, so let me tell you about a few creampie porn sites.

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June 3, 2013

Time for a Facial Cumshot

Time for a Facial Cumshot
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It's that time for year for many women. There's warm weather and time for shorts, bikinis and sandals. And this means manicures, pedicures, tanning and waxes. They also have facials, but I think those work a bit differently than the ones I'm about to talk about. The ones I'm about to describe involve a facial cumshot! And the ladies on CumOnWives sure do love to have 'em!

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May 11, 2013

Feel Free To Cum In Her Pussy

Feel Free To Cum In Her Pussy
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Some babes hate jizz altogether, while others are fans of having it blasted all over their tits. Some chicks have even been known to enjoy a big mouthful now and then, and I've dated more than a few who get off on taking a facial. As hot as all that sounds, it's been my experience that most women get off on HomegrownCreampies. Some have told me that they love how a guy thrusts when he shoots his cum in her pussy. I'm sure they enjoy the feel of a creampie dripping out of their muffs, too.

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April 23, 2013

I Think "Facial Expressions" Was Supposed To Mean Something Else

I Think Facial Expressions Was Supposed To Mean Something Else
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My friend works as a freelancer and she said she had a client who makes the most bizarre facial expressions at time. We were both taken aback when another friend of ours randomly asked when she started sleeping with her boss and her husband. After all, he reasoned, how else would our freelancing buddy know what her boss looks like after taking some BackroomFacials. Yeah, but no. I'm pretty sure she was actually talking about how the boss had a tick or something, not that she was doing something straight out of a facials porn.

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February 23, 2013

Pussy Full Of Cum

Pussy Full Of Cum
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A little earlier today, I found myself wondering what I should write about for today's blog. I really couldn't settle on a topic, so I decided to go grab a snack at the local bakery and then make up my mind when I got back to the office. As it turns out, going going to the bakery was really a good idea, because while I was there, inspiration arrived in the form of a busty beauty ordering a banana cream pie. Seeing her was enough to convince me to blog about BigTitCreampie and other creampie porn sites that bring you lots of hot chicks, each with a pussy full of cum.

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February 3, 2013

They Called Her Jizz Face

They Called Her Jizz Face
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I ran into a girl that I used to go to school with last night. Her name is Elizabeth, but back in the day, everyone called her Jizz Face. The reason for this is that she gave a guy a BJ while at school one day and then went to class without realizing that she still had some of the dude's cum hanging off her face. Anyway, the girl seems to be doing fine these days and seeing her gave me a real urge to check out CreamedOnGlasses and some other cum porn websites when I got back home.

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January 5, 2013

Some Girls Love Messy Facials

Some Girls Love Messy Facials
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I used to help a woman with work around her home and I loved it. It wasn't because the pay was great, but rather because there were certain perks that came along with the job. You see, the lady had an 18-year-old daughter and the girl loved messy facials and she'd have me give her one whenever her mother left us alone for any length of time. The babe ended up moving across the country and I lost contact with her, but I still think of her sometimes. Seeing as I'm thinking of her right now, I think I'll tell you a bit about CumaholicTeens and a couple of other cum porn sites that I think she'd really enjoy.

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December 17, 2012

A Teacher Calling Her Student "Spunk Mouth" Is Just Awesome

A Teacher Calling Her Student Spunk Mouth Is Just Awesome
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My friend is taking a Grad course and it's not as fun as it should be because one of the other students is, well, a jerk. Apparently, he's a big, sarcastic one at that. It's reached the point where even the professor has had enough and called him on his smart mouth. Why am I bringing this up? Because she accidentally called him a spunk mouth instead and I'm just immature enough to think that's amazing. It sounds like she accused him of working in cum porn! Ha! If he were a chick instead of a dude, do you think the professor would have asked if the jerk was ever on FacialFest?

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December 8, 2012

I Got Your Creampie Tube Right Here!

I Got Your Creampie Tube Right Here!
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About a month ago, my friend asked if I'd be willing to wait for him at the set of a film he was directing. Since it was for a creampie XXX, DVD I told him that I had no problems meeting him there. The model had huge juggs, so I was excited that I'd get to be less than 10 feet away from a live BigTitCreampie. Unfortunately, the internal ejaculation was fake. At the last second, they called cut and brought out some kind of creampie tube that looked like a turkey baster. They used to insert something other than cum.

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October 6, 2012

Tasty Teen Creampies

Tasty Teen Creampies
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I've lost track of how many creampie porn sites I've checked out over the last few months (a fact I'm strangely proud of, though). The reason for this is that I seem to have developed a taste for teen creampies, particularly ones with lovely, giant juggs. Weird combo, right? Usually the pussy is the appeal of an internal cumshot, or at least the butt, but here I am craving teens who can treat me to a Big Tit Creampie.

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August 13, 2012

Making an Appointment For a Cum Facial

Making an Appointment For a Cum Facial
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I was watching some massage porn the other day and those sites are great. It's either a dude comes in for a rubdown and gets more than expected (or perhaps he did expect it) or a chick goes in and the masseur starts massaging her naughty bits and right then and there she gets to horny that she has to have him! Pretty much all of these scenes end with the cock spewing a load all over a chicks' face, so I think it's kind of like making an appointment for a cum facial. "Oh yes, Ms. Brown. Todd will be here in just one moment to give you your Swedish massage and weekly semen spray down." Man, and the chicks on those sites take it just as well as the women on Big Mouthfuls.

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August 1, 2012

Giving Your Mom Creampie Goodness

Giving Your Mom Creampie Goodness
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Lately, I've been watching a bunch of creampie porn. It seems the reason is that I've developed a bit of a fetish for seducing the mothers of friends (only twice in real life, though). By coincidence, many of the movies that I've been watching always seem to end with giving the mom creampie satisfaction. These MILFs are seriously hot Creampie Angels. Or, I suppose "creampie devils" since they're being so wickedly hot. Regardless of what you call them, seeing these older women with a pussy filled with cum is deliciously raunchy.

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June 17, 2012

Watch Out For the Cum Blast

Watch Out For the Cum Blast
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The summer festivities have started up in my neck of the woods, which means free outdoor concerts and having sex after getting home from those free outdoor concerts. Well, that's what it means for my friend, anyway. It's like every other day during summer has him unloading a huge cum blast all over a different babe. I'm getting kind of jealous, because it's super rare for me to find women who are into taking huge facials, let alone several every week. And don't get me started on how many of the chicks he dates are Sperm Swallowers, on top of things!

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June 10, 2012

Tasty Banana Cream Pies

Tasty Banana Cream Pies
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I like pie. A lot. I've got a major sweet tooth, so I have no problem admitting that I probably eat way more pie than is healthy for me. However, I just can't bring myself to eat banana cream pies. I've had it before and found it rather tasty, but the name is just too funny. Give me a break, though! I review cream pie porn sites for a living! The actual banana pie sounds like it's a dude's dick in the process of filling up some Creampied Sweeties. Sure, I'm being immature, but I don't want to be laughing while mouth is full of pie. I could choke!

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April 20, 2012

Cum Facials Galore

Cum Facials Galore
Image courtesy of Cover My Face.

Before I got this job I could take about getting a facial with a straight face. I've never had a facial. I'm going to get a facial. I booked an appointment for a facial. And now I nor anyone else can say it without me snickering a little. Cum facials have totally ruined that word for me. And I used to enjoy getting facials so much (tee hee). Well, at least I knew the chicks on Cover My Face still love them. They seem to think that cumshots to the face are the best beauty tip ever.

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April 15, 2012

You Mean There Are People Who Don't Like Sloppy Multiple Creampies?

You Mean There Are People Who Don't Like Sloppy Multiple Creampies?
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Some friends and I got into a debate recently as to whether or not facials, creampies and cum swallowing are sexist. I, my ex-girlfriend and a few others were of the opinion that it just appeals to those who have a cum fetish. The counter argument was that we were wrong since the sight of sloppy multiple creampies and jizz being blasted all over the place was nasty, so who in their right mind would even have such a fetish. Naturally, almost everyone on my side of the debate raised their hands. Heck, just the thought of some of the action on Girls Got Cream made me raise more than just that.

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February 29, 2012

She Loved Messy Facials

She Loved Messy Facials
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There's this girl that I used to fool around with all the time and the thing about her that I'll never forget is that she used to insist that I finish our fun by jizzing all over her face. Seriously, this babe absolutely loved messy facials and I was more than happy to give her what she wanted. I have no idea what she's up to these days, but knowing how much she loved to have her face covered in cum, it wouldn't surprise me to learn that she's now taking cum facials on a porn site like Cover My Face.

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February 26, 2012

I'd Hate to Be on Creampie Cleanup Detail

I'd Hate to Be on Creampie Cleanup Detail
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I had a friend who worked in the back end of the porn industry (insert "That's what she said!" comments here) for a couple of years. She was trying to be one of the set designers for the more extravagant productions, but couldn't quite get her foot in the door. Instead, she did a mix of making the beds, placing furniture and "cleaning up certain stains." In other words, one of her tasks involved creampie cleanup back when she was still working for a few creampie porn sites. Every now and then might not be so bad, but all I can think of is how it must have been all hands on deck for sites like Girls Got Cream.

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January 14, 2012

Finishing Things Off With a Huge Facial

Finishing Things Off With a Huge Facial
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As a guy, one of the big decisions you have to make when you're fooling around with a girl is where are you going to shoot your load. Do you jizz on her ass, bust a nut on her boobs or let her swallow your cum? It can be tough to decide. Personally, I like to mix things up, but I am pretty partial to finishing things off by giving the girl a huge facial. I'm far from the only one who feels like this and sites like Cum In The Face prove that lots of guys love to deliver cum facials.

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January 5, 2012

Massive Creampie Makes Porn Reviewer Gigglesnort

Massive Creampie Makes Porn Reviewer Gigglesnort
Image courtesy of Girls Got Cream.

Not that we endorse them or anything, but Little Debbie's has a cake called "Oatmeal Cream Pies." They're tasty little buggers, too, so I can't help but laugh at the idea that, technically, I've eaten a bunch of gooey creampies. Oh, Little Debbie. That Girls Got Cream in so many ways! I'm just kidding, but she has gotten me in trouble in many different ways. I've over-eaten her less-than-healthy snack treats plenty of times, but I think the worse situation was when I totally gigglesnorted at a friend who was freaking out over possibly getting pregnant. I couldn't help myself! I had just bitten into the cake when explained that her boyfriend wasn't wearing a condom, which resulted in a massive creampie. That's pretty funny, right? I'm guessing by the way she shoved the caked in my face that she did not, in fact, find it so amusing.

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December 22, 2011

Sperm Santa Told to Stop Giving His Gifts

Sperm Santa
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Given that this will be my last post of 2011 I figured a nice grab-bag of stories would be a fun way to end the year. So what I have for you all are four very different stories that came across my desk this week. We got some free sperm, some art, a little cannibalism and a pen.

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November 29, 2011

New Dieting Fad Has Women Cum Swallowing

New Dieting Fad Has Women Cum Swallowing
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I've been on a health kick, lately, but I just can't stand doing cardio. Instead, I've been trying all sorts of dieting fads, including ones meant specifically for women. There is, however, one diet that I likely won't be attempting any time soon. Apparently, cum swallowing is supposed to get you your daily intake of Vitamin C, calcium and a bunch of protein, all while being very low in calories. I think I'll stick to chocolate protein shakes instead of the protein shakes received via facial cumshots. However, I can probably get my cardio in by jerking off to sites like Cumshot Circus, so it all works out in the end.

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November 23, 2011

Ain't Nothing Like a Fresh Creampie

Ain't Nothing Like a Fresh Creampie
Image courtesy of Girls Got Cream.

Every time I think of the word "creampie," Warrant's song "Cherry Pie" starts up in my head. Hey, can you blame me? It talks about swinging and he "mixed up the batter" and she "licked the beater." Ever since I started this job, I actually can't read a dessert menu without snickering. Boston Cream Pie? (giggle). Banana Cream Pie? (turns into a guffaw). I've actually seen chicks make a banana cream pie out of their coochies, so excuse me if you find this juvenile. I can't actually remember on which creampie porn site I saw that little gem, but I get Girls Got Cream has something to entice you.

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October 27, 2011

I Am Ready for My Cum Facial

I Am Ready for My Cum Facial
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When I first started reviewing porn sites, I thought it was hilarious how the hardcore scene would be so intense and then all the intensity would come to a screeching halt as the guy throws (or she moves lightning quick after a little nod from the guy) the pornstar to the floor so her face can catch his jizz. I get that a cum facial is a big selling point for many porn lovers, but it takes something away for me when I am all into the pounding, drilling, banging and then she is rushing to get her creamy facial. I guess it's just me, since the gals on Creamed On Glasses don't seem to mind.

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September 3, 2011

I Love Seeing Cum on Boobs

I Love Seeing Cum On Boobs
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Want to know something that really gets me hot? It's the sight of big tits covered in jizz. I don't know why I love seeing cum on boobs so much, but I really, really do. Of course, I'm not restricted to only enjoying a good nut busting when the splooge lands all over a babe's rack. I also enjoy seeing it land on her belly, her ass, her back and even all over her hands and wrists after giving a handjob. Naturally, cum facials are just as sexy to me. Seeing a pair of sexy eyes looking up at you while the cheeks and smile are doused in man-goo? Definitely hot stuff! That's why you can often see me checking out sites like Cumaholic Teens.

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August 13, 2011

Dripping Pussy For A Rainy Day

Dripping Pussy For A Rainy Day
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I had a lot of plans this weekend. I wanted to run some errands, meet some friends and get outside for some exercise and that was all shot to hell when I woke up on Saturday morning to a downpour outside. Who actually wants to step foot outside when it is raining from underneath you? It rained all through the morning and into the afternoon. I cleaned, I ate, I cleaned some more, played some Playstation and then I started to get a little cabin fever-y. Restless and irritated, I needed something to do! So, I decided that to help me deal with all the wetness outdoors, I would get a little wetness going indoors by looking at some creampie porn. A dripping pussy seemed so a propos for a such a piss-poor day weather-wise. The first stop was Girls Got Cream.

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August 11, 2011

Is That Your Cum In My Water Bottle Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Cum In My Water Bottle
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With all the public service announcements and "Law & Order: SUV" episodes dealing with roofies and their nefarious uses, women have become very aware of their surroundings and of certain precautions they must take when they are out drinking (don't accept drinks from strangers unless you watch the bartender serve it, don't leave your drink unattended, etc). But now, thanks to Michael Lallana, chicks will need to bring that same hyper-awareness to the office.

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July 7, 2011

Horse Semen: Not Just For Making Horse Babies Anymore

Horse Semen
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Have you heard the one about the horse that walks into a bar and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" How about the one about the horse that walks into a bar in New Zealand and the bartender asks, "Hey, can you jerk off into these glasses, so I can charge my customers $25 to do shots of your semen?" You know what they say about "It's funny 'cause it's true." Well, in this case it is.

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July 2, 2011

I Love It When She Lets Me Cum In Her Mouth

I Love It When She Lets Me Cum In Her Mouth
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I love women. I especially love a woman who says it's ok for me to cum in her mouth. She doesn't need to swallow it or anything (although she scores bonus points if she does). It's just really hot to see her enthusiastically take a huge cumshot between her parted lips. I'm sure I can't be the only one who enjoys seeing chicks getting covered in goo, or else why would the Internet have so many sites like Cum On Wives? Because everybody loves a good nut busting, that's why!

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June 27, 2011

Some Babes Want One Huge Creampie After Another

Some Babes Want One Huge Creampie After Another
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I know a chick who is literally obsessed with internal cumshots. This is partly a result of coming across a site called Creampied Sweeties. Now you can never get her to take a cumshot other than inside her muff. If they're lucky, she'll let her men give her anal creampies, but that's it. Forget about nutting on her tits, because she absolutely loves taking a huge creampie.

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May 2, 2011

Give Me Some Cum Facials

Give Me Some Cum Facials
Image courtesy of Bukkake Now.

Ok, so when I say "give me some cum facials," I don't actually mean do it. That's just my title. So, you can all stop getting so excited about splooging all over my face because that is reserved for my husband Johnny Depp. So, instead of picturing me maybe you can picture some of the babes on the sites I am going to mention. They do seem to love getting their faces covered in sticky, gooey jizz, so unzip, get your stroke on and get ready to unleash your load because we're about to check out the facial cum porn on Bukkake Now.

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May 1, 2011

Make Your Next Party Event A Creampie Surprise

Make Your Next Party Event A Creampie Surprise
Image courtesy of Creampied Sweeties.

The other week, I celebrated Passover in style. Not because I'm Jewish or anything, but because my Jewish friends invited me over for a group fucking. Dinner was humble, as tradition demands, but the celebration was unlike anything I had ever experienced before. Needless to say, I didn't last long before blowing my load. In fact, you couldn't even say I lasted very quickly without exaggerating. My cum was in her pussy less than 10 seconds after my cock was (a new shameful record, by the way). Embarrassed, I shouted "creampie surprise!" This made everybody laugh and then try to come up with their own way to have fun with creampies. By the end of the night, all of these Creampied Sweeties had pussies that were literally overflowing with cum.

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March 7, 2011

Huge Facial Fun

Huge Facial Fun
Image courtesy of 1000 Facials.

I have a good-sized apartment, but I find that I'm quickly running out of space for all the things I collect. With this in mind, I've been thinking that I might need a new hobby, or at least one that'll keep my home from looking like something you'd see on Hoarders. Something I'm considering doing is setting out to give 1,000 different girls a huge facial. I mean, that's got to be the best hobby ever, right? Unfortunately, I can't take credit for coming up with the idea. The guy behind the cum porn site known as 1000 Facials site deserves the credit for that.

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February 28, 2011

You Don't Need To Go To Boston To See Massive Creampies

You Don't Need To Go Boston To See Massive Creampies
Image courtesy of Creampied Sweeties.

I know what you're thinking: "what the heck are internal creampies? Aren't they all internal?" Normally you'd be right, but there are some massive creampies that are so gooey, they gush out of the babes' pussies almost as soon as they have their holes filled with warm, sticky goodness. It's this kind of nut-busting good fun that you'll find on Creampied Sweeties.

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December 27, 2010

The Creampie Video Star

The Creampie Video Star
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I have two younger brothers and the youngest of the two is currently in college. I mention this because one of his teachers is actually a former pornstar. I shit you not! Now, I don't know who this woman is or what her screen name was when she was active in the industry, but you can bet your ass that I intend to find out. So far, the only clue I have to her identity is that she was supposedly known for scenes involving creampies. That narrows things down a bit, but I really think I'm going to have to sit down with my brother and watch one creampie video after another until we identify this woman. If she's Asian, we'll definitely start by watching flicks from O Creampies.

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October 26, 2010

An Ode To Blowing A Load

An Ode To Blowing A Load
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For those of you who have been chomping at the bit to read more of our porn poems, your wait is over. Here's another piece of literary magic from our own Wayne King. Not only is he punny (Wayne King...say it fast!), but he knows how to turn a phrase and we love to read about his effusive love for blowing his spunky load all over women. Actually, if you like to do the same thing, you will probably appreciate the action on Sperm Glazed just like he does. Two peas in a pod you two are! Like his entry? Let Wayne know on his comments page, or maybe the two of you can just discuss your mutual love for giving cum baths... whatever.

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October 25, 2010

A Raunchy Facial Cum Shot

A Raunchy Facial Cum Shot
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I'll give you three guesses as to what I'll be doing on Saturday night. That's right! I get to give my new neighbor a facial cum shot! Imagine my surprise when I got home after work to hear she just broke up with her boyfriend and wanted some rebound sex from me that ended with her taking a gooey load. Doesn't that just sound like a premise from a cum porn movie? I certainly thought so, so I figured I'd do some research as to how to give the babe her money's worth by taking notes from Cum In The Face.

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October 14, 2010

Three Cheers For Surprise Creampie

Three Cheers For Surprise Creampie
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I just love filling my lovers' pussies to the brim with creampies. It's no secret. I've even been known to promise to pull out and instead give a surprise creampie or two (which didn't go over so well with the babes who are grossed out by cum in their muffs). There's just something about seeing chicks like those found on Creampied Sweeties that really gets me off.

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August 4, 2010

Get Your Facial Cumshot Fix

Get Your Facial Cumshot Fix
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You don't really need to go to a specific site to see some facial porn. Pretty much every mainstream porn site with some hardcore fucking will give you the good, old money shot. However, there are those who really get off on this sex act and need that creamy finish to well... finish. Although you don't need to search far and wide to see a facial cumshot video, it's always nice to know of a few good sites to go in case you need a quick facial fix. Your first safe haven should be Load My Mouth.

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June 16, 2010

Why Firing Off A Facial Cum Shot Is Fun

Why Firing Off A Facial Cum Shot Is Fun
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After a wild night of hardcore pussy pounding, a lot of guys, myself included, like to aim their cocks in the general vicinity of their babe's face. Sometimes this signals that they want to have their dick sucked or stroked some more, but in many other cases, it means their getting ready to hose their gal down with a facial cum shot. So what's the appeal of Cum Facials? For me, it's the appearance of my horny babe being literally drenched in my sex. Friends mention it's about control play for them, the guy getting to demean his gal with his spunk while the gal gets to be used as a dirty little cum dumpster. Others have told me they just like to "play pornstar." I wonder if that's the reason used by the gals on Cum In The Face?

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May 13, 2010

How To Make a Pussy Creampie

How To Make a Pussy Creampie
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Is there anything more comforting than a slice of warm pie? Cherry, apple and blueberry are enticing, but I think I am much more of a fan of creamy pies, such as key lime, banana cream and of course, the pussy creampie! Creampie porn may get a little messy at times, but the sexy chicks on All Internal can't get enough of it.

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March 23, 2010

Babes Love Facial Cum Shots

Babes Love Facial Cum Shots
Image courtesy of Sweet Loads.

There are plenty of sites that feature facial cum shots, in fact, I'm sure almost every mainstream porn site features some form of a facial. There is this fascination with seeing cum splattered into a gal's face and I'm not totally sure what the attraction is, but some babes on these sites love taking that hot facial. They present their face eagerly and moan and groan as each drop hits their skin, well, at least that's how the babes on Sweet Loads do it.

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February 19, 2010

Cum In Her Mouth And Everywhere Else

Cum In Her Mouth And Everywhere Else
Image courtesy of We Love Bukkake.

I've dated girls who hated cum and babes that couldn't get enough of it. Unfortunately, I don't think I've ever met a chick who was as in to jizz as the cuties on the cum porn sites that I'll be discussing with you in today's blog. These are the kind of hotties who proudly proclaim "We Love Bukkake."

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February 3, 2010

Does A Pussy Creampie Catch Your Eye?

Does A Pussy Creampie Catch Your Eye?
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Cum splatters, shoots, plasters and sprays in all sorts of ways and while some babes love getting a sticky facial or for a dude to pull out and bust a nut on their tits, others enjoy the warm, internal explosion they feel when they get a pussy creampie. There's nothing like watching they pearly-white man-molasses drip down her inner thigh after a hefty internal cumshot. There are loads of places to find babes who love loads in their cooches, but a select few should aid in your masturbatory endeavors. Creampied Sweeties is a good place to start. Why? Read on.

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January 12, 2010

I Just Love Watching Facial Cum Movies

I Just Love Watching Facial Cum Movies
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If there's anything sexier than the sight of a huge cumshot landing all over a chick's lovely face or on a pair of perfectly round big tits, then I for one have certainly never seen it! I just can't get enough of watching facial cum movies. Seeing a chick dripping a dude's hot, white load really gets me off, which is why you'll often see me with my dick in my hand whenever I've got The Sperm Lover on my computer screen. My apologies if that was too much information, but after just one visit you're likely to tear your pants off, too.

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November 23, 2009

Cum Shot, She Scores!

Cum Shot, She Scores!
Image courtesy of Facial Special.

Who can argue that the whole point of most hardcore porn shoots out there is the end result? Cum shots make the porn world go around and if you want to make your smutty experience worthwhile, you'll need to zoom in and enjoy the cum facials that top off the hardcore scenes worth watching out there. Whether it's a site like Facial Special, where the whole point behind the site is to focus on sexy jizz spurting all over a chick's face or a regular hardcore site that brings you a load of different action - all of which ends in money shots, you'll always find hardcore porn that keeps you eyeball deep in sexy cum.

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August 6, 2009

Creative Facial Cumshots Sites


Movie courtesy of Cumshot Surprise.

Unfortunately, the porn industry isn't always the most creative. Yes, we like to watch sex, but no, we don't always want to see the same thing. Well, at least I don't. Blame it on my need to see more than just a chick banged for 20 minutes and then jizz on her face to get me off. A common denominator on a lot of porn sites is facial cumshots. There's something about seeing a gal get her face soaked in spunk that people find endlessly sexy and entertaining. However, seeing the same hot facial videos can get a tad tiresome and it's sometimes nice to see a little variation. That's where Cumshot Surprise comes in. Yes, there's still gooey jizz spurting all over the place, but there's a little bit of a twist.

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July 29, 2009

A Hefty Serving of Pussy Creampie

A Hefty Serving of Pussy Creampie
Image courtesy of O Creampies.

Who doesn't love pie? I love pie. I have a long list of favorites, in fact. A juicy apple pie is always the ending to a good meal. A tart slice of cherry pie with a dollop of ice cream can be delicious on a rainy afternoon to keep the gloomy day at bay. However, amid the dozens of choices of pie, there really is only one that I'm always in the mood for - and that's a good, old helping of pussy creampie. To see a tight pussy dripping cum seconds after a hardcore fuck has taken place is one sweet treat to behold. The fresh wad of jizz is slathered all over that throbbing, pink slit like a soft blanket of freshly-fallen snow. Ah, what a sight...and it's one you can see over and over again at Creamy Pie Holes.

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July 17, 2009

Melissa Mathews Is No Stranger To Messy Facials

Melissa Mathews Is No Stranger To Messy Facials
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The stunning brunette you see in the picture posted above is a chick named Melissa Mathews. I'm just discovering here now and I think that's because she hasn't done too much in the porn business yet. To my knowledge, Cumshot Surprise, a site that showcases cum facials and sexy babes, is the only website that she's appeared on so far.

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May 27, 2009

Dripping Creampies For Dessert

Dripping Creampies For Dessert
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My girlfriend is under the impression that I consume too much junk food, so now she's trying to limit the amount of cinnamon buns and Toaster Strudels that I eat. It sucks ass but at least she hasn't set a limit on the number of creampies that I can give her yet. Should the day come that she does, I've got a feeling that I'll spending much of my free time on websites like Creamin Teen.

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May 22, 2009

Paulina Patron And Cum Porn

Paulina Patron And Cum Porn
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I love babes that aren't afraid to get blasted with a huge cumshot on film and Paulina Patron (pictured above) is just one such gal. I'm not too familiar with her work, but I recently saw her in a scene on the Jizz Bomb website and I must admit that I liked what I saw. I'll definitely be looking for more of her scenes in the very near future.

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March 3, 2009

Cum In The Face Of Someone You Love

Cum In The Face Of Someone You Love
Image courtesy of Sperm Cocktail.

From time to time, it's a lovely thing to watch a chick take a load of cum in the face. There's nothing more satisfyingly sexy than watching a girl make herself available for all kinds of cum-splashy goodness as she does her best to satisfy her man so that he can reward her with a great, big, sticky gob of goo all over her pretty face. Some cum swallowing babes enjoy a nice Sperm Cocktail and swish it around in their mouths before swallowing the great big load of protein. It's amazing how little it takes to make a girl happy and it's amazing how much they will take in order to make us happy.

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February 24, 2009

Dripping Wet Pussies and Tushies

Dripping Wet Pussies and Tushies
Image courtesy of Creampie Thais.

Are you hungry for that special something that your diet prohibits, but makes your life just that much dreamier? Take a bite out of these sites featuring dripping creampies. Condoms aren't part of the equation here, so enjoy the free-flowing jizz that leaves creamed pussy all over your screen. On Schoolgirl Cream Pies, you'll see exactly what some of these eager, young vixens can get up to when teachers aren't around. A big slice of these delicious desserts will ignite your imagination and remind you why you started watching porn in the first place.

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February 10, 2009

"Cum Inside My Pussy," She Said


Image courtesy of Creamy Pie Holes.

He could tell that she wanted it. He was thrusting deep inside of her, getting closer and closer and she was looking at him with a look of yearning that could only mean one thing. He would not do it until she asked him to and then she finally said, "Cum inside my pussy." That was all he needed to hear. He exploded a huge load of cum inside of her and lay on top of her, both of them sweaty and satisfied. Finally, he pulled out of her and got up to light a cigarette. As his cock slid out of her pussy, her creamed pussy dripped with his healthy load and gathered in a pool between her legs. She's just one more of the many satisfied women with Creamy Pie Holes that love cum so much that they want it deep inside of them.

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December 11, 2008

Facial Cum Shots Really Satisfy

Facial Cum Shots Really Satisfy
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In these crazy days of internet porn, one can hardly reject the assertion that facial cum shots have almost become "de rigeur" on most sites. There are, however, sites like Nut In Her Mouth that specialize in this kind of thing specifically and if cum swallowing sluts are high on one's list of priorities, then one is more likely to gravitate towards a site that features cum landing exclusively on slut's faces, instead of in other, less opportune parts of the female anatomy. While some chicks really enjoy having their faces covered, others do not. Either way, it's a great deal of fun to watch.

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December 3, 2008

Presenting A Cum Soaked Pussy Present

Presenting A Cum Soaked Pussy Present
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The Rabbit's office is doing a gift exchange for Christmas this year and I'm still not sure what I'm going to buy for it. I've had a few ideas, but so far I'm kind of leaning towards purchasing a membership for the All Internal website. A bunch of my coworkers have a sweet tooth for cream pies, so I know the gift would be appreciated and a monthly membership is reasonably priced, so I can easily afford it.

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November 6, 2008

Cum In The Face Of Some Sexy Girls

Cum In The Face Of Some Sexy Girls
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There are chicks that are nasty and then there are broads that are just downright depraved and ridiculously perverted. These are the kinds of chicks that one likes to associate with as often as possible. If you like seeing cum in the face of horny sluts, then you'll love these sites. There are tons of cum facials happening and you'll find Sperm Glazed bitches from every background. The only criteria for these chicks to get on sites like this is that they be hungry for cum and know what to do in order to get cum. It seems like these bitches didn't have any problem with that part of the transaction.

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October 8, 2008

A Pussy Full Of Cum In Exchange For A Pie

A Pussy Full Of Cum In Exchange For A Pie
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I'm a very happy man right now because I just got off the phone with my girlfriend and it turns out that she's making me a pie today. By the time I hung up with her, she still didn't know what kind of pie she was going to bake for me, but no matter what kind she ends up making, I'll be sure to reward her with a nice internal creampie for her efforts. While I wait for my pie to be ready, allow me to tell you about some websites that you can start enjoying right away. You could even enjoy your own Homemade Creampies, if you play your (recipe) cards right.

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October 7, 2008

Cum In Her Face Keeps Her In Her Place

Cum In Her Face Keeps Her In Her Place
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It's been said that there is strength in numbers and, I guess, there's no disputing that fact. Where one person may often have trouble achieving some lofty goal, several people gather together in support of the same cause can affect the outcome of an action with just that much more efficacy. We've seen it all throughout history. Quite often, one man will start a movement, but he would never succeed without the support of a group of people. Consider Martin Luther's 95 theses, or Gandhi's movement of non-violent resistance. In the same way, when you take Peters Cumshots, for example, you'll find a man who, while he may deliver a huge cumshot to a woman's face, he is not be able to have as much effect as several men gathered together to shoot cum in her face. This is what it's all about, my friends: People working together to achieve a common goal. It's mankind at our finest.

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May 28, 2008

Face Full Of Cum

Face Full Of Cum
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I go to sleep listening to talk radio just about every night of the week and last night was no exception. As I lied there in bed, dozing off, the news came on and I heard some story that made me think "that'll make a great blog topic for tomorrow." Soon thereafter I passed out. When I woke up today, I couldn't remember what in the hell the news story was about. I looked over several news sites online trying to jar my memory, but with no success. To make a long story short, I had an idea for blog, forgot what it was and now I'm going to be picking a topic at random. What's today's blog about then? Ummm... Facial cum! Yeah, that'll do.

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March 14, 2008

Autumn Sky and her Cum Covered face

Autumn Sky
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An autumn sky can make for a breathtaking sight and as such pornstar name as Autumn Sky has, suits her very well. I have no idea if that's her birth name or not and frankly I really don't care. When I see her all I care about is seeing more of her and I can do just that by visiting a website by the name of Fucked Up Facials.

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January 30, 2008

Cum Dripping Pussy

Cum Dripping Pussy
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These chicks won't need to go to the sperm bank any time soon as they seem to be getting enough deposits as it is. Nothing feels better than losing your load in some whore's pretty pussy, we all know that. Few things are sexier than watching a chick get filled with cream then let it drip down her legs. Better yet, let her grab a handful of hot, sticky cum and watch her lick her fingers clean. There is lots of cum dripping pussy in our section, so read on and check out a few of these sites.

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November 30, 2007

Cum Shot Facials

Cum Shot Facials
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Nothing, but nothing in the world is as sexy as a horny slut who has had her pretty face covered in hot jizz. These sluts love to take loads of man goo and rub it on their skin like naughty facial cream. You'll find girls taking just one or several cum shot facials on their rosy cheeks in our Facial Cum Porn section.

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August 23, 2007

The Future of Humiliating Cum Shots

cum shots
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Even after two decades of hard erections resulting in a money shot (be it masturbating at home or while fucking some hot babe), sperm still fascinates me. Seeing the long list of facial cum sites we've reviewed, I know I'm not alone. Watching genuinely dirty whores get drenched in humiliating cum shots is right up there with the best of the best raunchy sex acts.

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January 9, 2007

Japan Bukkake

Japan Bukkake
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One of the most famous exports from the Asian porn market is bukkake. We’re talking about load after load of creamy stickiness piled unceremoniously onto some willing woman’s body. Japan, in particular, is the Mecca for bukkake lovers. Sites like Japanese Bukkake Orgy are par for the course when it comes to the market. Asian men seem to really dig this gooey pleasure. I don’t really get it, myself. I only have to look to the second largest porn conference of the year, Internext Miami, back in 2004, for proof of this…

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