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August 29, 2012

Men Are Online Dating For Sex
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Okay, so not all men are. Some of us are doing the internet dating thing looking for love. But a recent survey has found that 67% of us males join online dating sites just looking to "hook up."

While some women reading this might be shocked by those numbers I too was shocked. But my surprise came at how low that percentage is. Ladies, let me tell you something about men: Everything we do is because we are looking to hook up.

Why do we get up in the morning? Because there is a chance that this will be a day we have sex. Why do we eat? Because we have to stay alive. And the longer we are alive the more chances there will be for sex.

Why do we go to work? To make money. And what does money give us? A better chance at having sex (neither dating nor escorts are cheap).

Why do we shower? Because we want to be clean in case the opportunity for sex arrives. Also, the showering works two-fold. If we are showered and smell nice then it is more likely that the person who has sex with us will want to do it with us again. The same thing holds true for teeth brushing, the use of deodorant, wearing socks without holes and clean underwear.

What about those guys who don't shave and wear mismatched socks and ripped shirts, you ask? Well, those guys are also doing it to get laid, but they have decided to limit their search for pussy to a smaller percentage of the female population who are into the no-shave, ripped-t-shirt thing.

Why are we friends with ugly chicks? Again the reasons are two-fold. First off, the opportunity to bang them is always there if we really need it. And, second, ugly chicks often have hot friends.

Why do we masturbate? We do it in order to allow us to think clearly for a few minutes about the best way to get sex. If we didn't jerk off, our minds would be too full of sexual energy that we wouldn't be able to talk to women properly and would end up screwing up many chances for sex. Just think about how relaxed and clear your mind is for about 10-30 minutes after you orgasm!

Why am I writing this blog post? Well, writing this is part of my job and we already talked about how a job = money = more opportunities for sex. Add to that the fact that I got up this morning, showered, masturbated in the shower, am wearing clean underwear, matching socks, my shirt isn't ripped and after work I am going out to dinner with one of my ugly girlfriends and her lingerie-model friend who just got out of a relationship - and you have to think the odds are in my favor.

Why do guys get into porn? Here are three answers to that stupid question. X Art, Babes Network and Orgasms.xxx.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at August 29, 2012 1:01 AM

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