Mazola Oil Parties

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February 13, 2006

Whatever happened to Mazola Oil parties? I never got in on one and I always wanted to, but they seem to be gone, gone with the decade of the 1980's that spawned them. Google on the "Mazola Oil Parties" and you get about ten hits, none of them more than a passing reference. Search for "Oil Parties" and you get a bunch of political stuff about petroleum.

The idea was simple: You get a bunch of willing people together, cover all the furniture in plastic drop cloths, take off your clothes and start sloshing the stuff around. Pretty soon you're all slithering around like a bunch of greased snakes in a pool of Vaseline, bodies gliding over one another, slick flesh against slick flesh, glistening under the colored lights. Something good's got to come of all that oily friction, and if not, at least your skin feels nice afterwards.

Mazola Oil parties seemed to be a product of the 80's though. There was something innocent and playful about all those greased bodies sliding against one another that wouldn't quite work today—not with the fear of AIDS and STD's in general.

Though I never made it to a real Mazola Orgy, I did get involved in a little one-on-one oil play during the course of a baby oil massage, and I can tell you, it was wonderful. If you've never felt a pair of well-oiled tits sliding across your belly, or had a greasy fist take hold of your cock and start pumping, you don't know what you're missing.

At least for one-on-one encounters, it's nice to go back to the days of cheap oil.

Posted by rabbit at February 13, 2006 4:30 AM

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