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January 10, 2007

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I get loads of spam selling me discount Viagra. I've known a few dudes who have tried the little blue pill and told me that since they didn't actually have erectile dysfunction to begin with, it gave them a massively painful headache along with crazily rigid hard-on. I think I'll stick to all-natural sex where the only throbbing head is the one not on the end of my neck. Anyway, these medications do apparently work well for older folks looking for a good poke. It might explain how they filmed Oldje.

It shows loads of older fellows having sex with teens. After seeing it, I've decided what my new retirement plan is going to be. I'll retire from reviewing porn to doing porn. I mean it has to beat the hell out of building birdhouses, playing golf or any other ways most guys spend their golden years. It definitely is more exciting way to get exercise than say a day spent mall walking.

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Anyway, most of our mature sites are dedicated to older women with studs half their age. Sites such as Action Mature make perfect sense since the female of the species does supposedly peak sexually in middle age while we males are purportedly most virile at just after age 18. It's funny that the porn world recognizes the physiological logic of experienced whores fucking young bucks.

Meanwhile in the real world, with few exceptions except perhaps celebrity couple Moore and Kutcher, normally, only dirty old men go for cross-generational hookups as they grasp desperately to the last vestiges of lost youth. At least, that's how many ex-wives describe their former husbands.

Nevertheless, although I don't seem to find a porn site that shows older women with mature men, in reality it does exist as The Smoking Gun reports (01/09/07) about a couple who got arrested for having sex on the balcony of their hotel room in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. William McGinn, 57 and Patricia Scott, 53, apparently were unable to control themselves thanks to a dose of Cialis.

The couple told police that onlookers who complained were "jealous" and if they "did not want to see them, then they didn't have to look." The man explained that the couple was "in love." Romance I guess is not dead. Although, the story seems less sappy when you read the lady's complaint to an officer as she was put into the police car when she proclaims that the two "were just fucking" and she "doesn't see the problem."

I'd smell a lawsuit on the horizon and warning labels on pills explaining that sex in public might be a side effect of ordering the product after reading spam.

Posted by Will Peters at January 10, 2007 1:01 AM

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