May 18, 2013
Watch a Woman Masturbating
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There's definitely no shortage of sites out there where you can catch a glimpse of a woman masturbating, even if it's not a masturbation porn site. Voyeur sites have them doing it and not knowing you're watching. Anal sites have them yanking their chains before the cock walks in and even bizarre insertions sites have it as a warm-up before the naughty hottie shoves a baseball bat in her cooch. So, I'm guessing it can be tough to find a good one. Well, here I am again to shed some light on a few for you, so pay attention. Let's begin with InTheCrack.
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May 2, 2013
Celebrate National Masturbation Month with Sssh.com
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In case any of you aren't aware May is National Masturbation Month! I love the idea of a whole month dedicated to pleasuring one's self. Apparently, so does Sssh.com. They've teamed up with The Screaming O and are giving away Screaming O bullet vibes to the first 250 new Sssh.com members who join in the month of May. Let me tell you, I have a bullet vibe and it's great for those times where you want a quick pick-me-up. Am I right, ladies? That little gadget has some power and it's easy and fun to use.
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April 17, 2013
So I Found a Video of My Ex Fingering Herself
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I was clearing files off an old computer over the weekend and in the process, I came across a video of my ex fingering herself. I completely forgot about it, but now that I've rediscovered it, I don't know what to do with it. It's a hot movie, so part of me wants to keep it. On the hand, though, I know my current girlfriend would frown upon me keeping a video of a former lover taking herself to orgasm while crying out my name. Then again, maybe I should get rid of it. After all, it's not like there's a shortage of masturbation porn out there. Hell, there are even sites where you can see hot girls having RealOrgasms.
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March 20, 2013
Ninja Sex! Hidden Masturbation!
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Am I the only one who finds it funny when Americans get referred to as "Yanks?" Given how so many voyeurs like to slip a hand a hand in their pockets when nobody's looking and how we all love hidden masturbation so much, I feel the term best describes ninjas, don't you? The way a model's hands go flying all over her body during a masturbation porn scene even sometimes reminds me of ninja-style martial arts moves. Couple that with the existence of fisting and the fact that the French refer to orgasms as le petit mort ("the little death"), I can't be the only one who thinks that the ninja technique called the "five-fingered palm of death" sounds like a pussy-fingering technique, can I?
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March 3, 2013
Watch a Video of a Sexy Woman Masturbating
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No, I'm not inviting you to be creepy and go peering into women's homes to try to catch a glimpse of them flicking their bean. This is actually a command. If you have a suspicion that your lady friend is faking her orgasms, watch a video of a woman masturbating! She obviously knows her own cooter and knows that makes it purr, so get a clue. Does she rub clockwise? Does she use fingers? Does she like it super wet? Oh, you don't know where to find such a site? Well, here are three: Ron Harris, Twistys and DigitalDesire. Take your pick and watch these sexy chicks flick!
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January 27, 2013
The Unmistakable Sound of a Woman Masturbating
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So last night I was in my bathroom shaving with my electric razor, and when I turned it off, I could still hear a buzzing sound. It took me a second, but I soon realized that the noise was coming from my neighbor's apartment. I listened a little closer and came to understand that what I was hearing was the sound of a vibrator. Hearing the girl next door getting herself off really turned me on and gave me a real urge to see a woman masturbating. As soon as my neighbor finished her business, I headed straight to my computer so I could take care of mine. Once I sat down, I went right to WatchYouJerk and enjoyed some amazing masturbation porn.
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January 19, 2013
The Jerk Off Girls
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That would be an awesome name for all-girl metal band, wouldn't it? I think it would. A little The Donnas mixed with The Runaways and a little of In This Moment chick growling thrown in. I like it! Well, these girls wouldn't be jerking off on stage or anything, much to your chagrin, but instead they would play their set and then tell their fans in the audience to jerk off... and show you how to do it! That's exactly what these first two various porn sites are about. The jerk off girls on JerkOffInstructors will have no shortage of pupils willing sit in their classroom!
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December 4, 2012
Playing With Herself
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Watching babes suck dick and fuck is fun and all, but sometimes what I really want to see is some female masturbation. I don't know about you, but I really enjoy the sexy sight of a girl playing with herself. If you get off on seeing chicks give themselves RealOrgasms too, there's a pretty good chance that you'll really like the sites I'm about to tell you about.
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October 12, 2012
Don't Get Caught Wanking
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Have you ever been caught wanking before? In my experience, it's not always as fun as the pornos make it out to be, especially if you get caught somewhere awkward like a movie theater (that isn't porn-themed). However, I have had the pleasure of being caught by a woman who wanted to help me with my needs. Long story short, I really regret not getting her phone number afterward. Man oh man, were those some good Yanks.
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August 26, 2012
There Was A MILF Masturbating Beside Me
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I'll be taking a trip out of town in a few days and I'm planning on traveling by bus. I don't really love taking the bus, but it can be interesting sometimes. In fact, the last time I took a Greyhound somewhere, I remember waking up from a nap and noticing that there was a MILF masturbating beside me. Part of me wanted to ask if she needed a hand, but I chose to play it safe instead. I pretended to go back to sleep, but what I was really doing was watching the lady take herself to orgasm. In honor of this woman, I'd like to use this blog to showcase three sites that are all about female masturbation and Real Orgasms.
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July 15, 2012
These Chicks Are Advanced Masturbation Practitioners
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I like to think I've mastered all the different ways in which one can get himself off with. In fact, I'm even fairly confident in my ability to get women off through petting practices, too. Things like dildo porn always remind me of how much of an amateur I am, though. That's because there are Cuties Galore who prove time and time again that all they need is some quality alone time with their favorite toys (or even just their hands) and they can fuck themselves better than any partner could ever dream to. That's because they use some of the more advanced masturbation tricks.
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May 22, 2012
Girls Masturbating On Camera
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One of my favorite movies was on the other day. It's called Airheads with Steve Buscemi, Adam Sandler and Brendan Fraser. They're in a band they call The Lone Rangers and they break into a radio station to get their demo on the air. Don't worry I'm getting to my point. At one point, Chazz (Fraser) is enumerating all the ways he was a loser in high school and the crowd that has formed outside starts yelling out strange things they did at the same age. And one guy raises his fist in the air and says, "I masturbate... constantly." Huh. That guy would get along really well with the girls masturbating on In The Crack. These gals are all about the solo masturbation sessions.
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May 8, 2012
Picking Up New Female Masturbation Techniques
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Like most people, it's important for me to know how to get my lovers off. Sometimes, a regular ol' pussy drilling just isn't enough, so you have to go manual (or oral, depending on the woman) in those cases. To make sure we've got what it takes to get the job done, I suggest we all take a look at female masturbation porn. After all, they say that leading by example is the best way to teach, so why not let sites Cuties Galore show us some new female masturbation techniques? I figure doing so is a win-win.
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April 25, 2012
The Unsexiest Sex Toy Website in the World
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What sounds sexier than a sex info/sex toy website run by a 56-year-old former Christian minister? If you answered "pretty much anything," then you would be correct.
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March 21, 2012
Finger Fuck That Pussy
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I may have already mentioned this in a prior blog, but I once went through a phase during which nothing turned me on more than watching a babe finger fuck her pussy. Seriously, masturbation porn was the greatest thing ever in my eyes at one point and I've got to admit that I still enjoy watching a girl take herself to orgasm from time to time. When I get that urge, it isn't uncommon for me to turn to a site called Cuties Galore.
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January 29, 2012
Let's Watch Some Women Masturbating
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Well, it's about time. If you've been a fan of this site for a while and a long-time visitor, you might have noticed that we didn't have a masturbation category. All the masturbating women were thrown into the "various category" with the porn parodies, girls putting on makeup and sites dedicated to cameltoes. I am very excited to tell you that we finally have a masturbation category for our horny women and it's not all that small! If you need some direction, it's right past our live cam section and if you hit the mature section, you've gone too far. Let's check out former various category resident, Cuties Galore.
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October 30, 2011
The Pussy Licker Feasts On Wet Pussy
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If you're a fan of this site and cum by here often, you'll notice that among our categories, we have one called "various." And if you've ever been curious enough to browse this section, you have probably noticed that we have many XXX pussy sites in there. Sure, some of these kinds of sites may seem tame to some of you. You want hardcore raunchy fucking and DPs and gagging blowjobs, not some chick fingering her own wet pussy, right? Well, if that's what you want, go read a hardcore blog! Today I am appealing to those who like to watch a babe get off thanks to her own hand or the playthings in her toy box. Basically, I'm here to talk about sites like Cuties Galore.
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June 16, 2011
How To Masturbate
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Having hardcore sex all the time is a pretty surefire way to get off, but it certainly isn't the only one. I know there's a negative stigma about someone who likes to masturbate every day, but deep down, those who look down on self-stimulation are really just jealous because they don't know how to do it themselves. So in order to stop all the hating and promote more self-loving, I've compiled a couple of handy tips (see what I did there?) to better beat your bushes and polish your knobs.
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June 7, 2011
Jerking Off To Porn Babes
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My girlfriend is out of town for a few days and that means that I have to cook and clean for myself until she gets back. It also means that I have to take care of my own sexual needs until my girlfriend comes home. I'm a little worried about having to cook and clean, but I can assure you that I can handle jerking off to porn babes for a couple of days. I've been doing it since I discovered that my dick was good for more than just pissing and I've never grown tired of it, so you can bet your ass that I'll be heading to some hot porn sites like Watch You Jerk the second that I start to get horny.
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November 25, 2010
Warm Up With Hot Masturbating Girls
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With the weather getting ever colder outside, I just know that I'll be spending more and more of my time visiting various porn sites. I mean, why venture out in the cold when you can sit at home with a nice cup of warm cocoa, log in to a website like Cam Whore Vids and watch as masturbating girls put on a hot show for you?
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July 14, 2010
Hot Porn Chicks In Action
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There are various porn sites out there for you to diddle yourself to, but the best ones always feature hot porn babes who are so damn sexy that it's better to watch them go at it by themselves than with a costar. Of course, exceptions are made for sites like Watch You Jerk, where the costar in question is just a sex toy. That's because plastic penises heighten the action without tossing in all the distracting grunts a real dude would produce while getting buried deep in a babe's pussy.
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March 25, 2009
Hot Porn Babes Getting Themselves Off
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I'm seeing a new girl these days, but unfortunately she's been out of town these past few days. While she's been gone, we've mostly been keeping in touch by phone and last night's conversation was particularly enjoyable as it was accompanied by a sexy cam show. I won't go into too much detail, but suffice to say it reminded me a lot of the hot porn you see on the Give Me Pink website.
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March 11, 2009
Hot Pussies Get My Temperature Rising
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A few years ago, I went through a stage during which nothing turned me on more than watching a girl get herself off. It didn't matter whether she did it with her fingers or a toy, I just freakin' loved seeing a chick take herself to orgasm. It's still a sight that I enjoy, but I'm just not as obsessed with it as I used to be. It's probably a good thing too because if I was, I'd probably be throwing all my cash at hot porn sites like Me And My Dildo.
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April 18, 2007
Excessive Masturbation
Nothing is perhaps sexier than seeing a girl enjoying herself. Nothing perhaps except two girls helping each other enjoy their love buttons, such is the theme of Four Finger Club. Lovely ladies finger one another as well as using dildos, vibrators and other sex toys to bring the juices out of the pink we think is so delicious to see. There are over 213 episodes of this babe-on-babe action in great-looking videos and regular-res pics.
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November 8, 2006
Masturbation Fascination
One thing that reviewing porn has done for me is cured me of my hardcore bias. I must admit that before I wasn't so much into the type of masturbation sites one finds under Various Porn. Slowly over time, I've begun to realize that just as I wouldn't want to limit my real sex life by ruling out activities other than the standard oral sex or intercourse, why should my virtual experiences be anymore limited? Take for example, one site that peaked, my interest, Give Me Pink.
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January 24, 2006
Bartholin's Gland
A guy I knew had a weird theory about the Bartholin's gland. These are little glands located to the side of the vaginal opening that secrete lubricant when the woman's sexually aroused. This guy thought they did more than that, though. He believed there was something in their secretions that was absorbed by a man's dick during sex, and that this absorption was what made penetrative M/F sex so much more satisfying than masturbation or a hand job or even oral or anal. He had big plans to analyze these secretions and isolate the substance and put it into a cream guys could slather on their cocks whenever they got horny. He thought it would calm them down, make them happy, and pretty much put an end to war and unhappiness.
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