Masturbating To the Best Pornstars Is Proven To Help Fight Colds

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December 27, 2011

Masturbating To the Best Pornstars Is Proven To Help Fight Colds
Image courtesy of Ashley Fires.

With more and more people realizing that Tylenol and other medications only treat symptoms and not the actual infection, home remedies have become quite popular in the last few years. Just about everybody I know now uses a neti pot for sinus infections (thanks to Dr Oz and Oprah), lots of people eat garlic and/or hot peppers in their meals in order to help with chest congestion and I masturbate at least once a day to the best pornstars like Ashley Fires, among others. Technically it's not so much masturbating to famous pornstars that helps boost your immune system, so much as rubbing one out causes your mucous membranes and saliva to produce an antigen called immunoglobulin A. You read that correctly, people: science wants you masturbate more often!

Ok, so technically speaking, science really wants you to have actual sex once or twice a week, but I figure since the end results are the same, my jerking off to Ashley Fires must have the same doctor-repelling attributes as eating an apple every day. I mean seriously, this babe is hot! Her site's not so bad, either, because it offers more than 100 videos and about 120 photo galleries (all of which star her, obviously). Some of those movies, which often show her fucking others you might consider to be the best pornstars, I might add, can be downloaded in HD. It looks like most provide good-quality playback, though. As for the galleries, they all contain high-res images that can be saved in Zip folders. Your membership comes with access to bonus sites, too.

The official site of Cassandra Calogera is one of those bonuses, but it's worth checking out in its own right, too. Unfortunately, there haven't been any recent updates, but most movies offer superior-quality playback, and that's only when they're not in high-def. There are more than 30 movies and roughly 70 photo galleries. They show our beloved Cassandra doing everything from modeling a French maid costume to having a threesome. Those image sets always contain high-res pics that you can save in Zip files and you also get bonus sites.

Club Vanessa Blue may be a site dedicated to one of the best pornstars out there, but it leaves a lot to be desired. Updates have stopped and there are only about 10 photo sets and less than 30 vids to begin with. On the plus side, the movies offer excellent-quality playback. The pics can be saved in Zip files, but they're not high-res. Extras include access to about 60 bonus sites.

Posted by Adam Strong at December 27, 2011 1:01 AM

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