Man with Stump Rejects Stiff's Stiffie

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September 18, 2006

I saw it once in a movie

Some cultures in the past used to eat the flesh of their enemies captured in battle in order to steal their powers, strength and fighting warrior spirits while other cannibalistic societies, did it as a way of honoring dead relatives, again based on the theory that one would absorb all good qualities during their digestion.

Perhaps, the closest our Western society comes to empowering ourselves from the dead, are organ transplants.

In the past, mostly internal organs were harvested for transplant. However, medical science now has advanced so that even external body parts have been taken from cadavers and placed onto living recipients including hands and faces.

Transplanted organs have often been the fodder for B-movies such as The Amazing Transplant pictured above to illustrate this story. A man gets a penis from a dead friend who he didn't realize was a psychopath and he himself turns into a monster. The plot seems unbelievable since few would imagine the possibility of a penis transplant.

However, according to Ian Sample, science correspondent for the Guardian (UK, 09/18/06), a Chinese man had such an organ transplant to replace his penis that was reduced to a one centimeter stump or in imperial measure, less than half an inch. He couldn't urinate or have sex.

A new 10-centimeter donor penis was attached and within 10 days, it had full blood supply so he was able to pee normally. Only one problem, although his body didn't reject it within two weeks it had to be removed, according to surgeons, "Because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife, the transplanted penis regretfully had to be cut off."

Perhaps, they should have tried with a bigger one since 10 centimeters sounds not so bad until you realize that it isn't even 5 inches long when converted from metric. His missus might have decided to suck it up, so to speak, and she'd have gotten used to it if it was a 10 inches not centimeters.

Although, with most people theories of who usually has the biggest dicks, she might have found it hard to adjust to her man's new dick being so black.

Posted by Will Peters at September 18, 2006 12:27 PM

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