Man Sues His Wife for Being Ugly

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November 14, 2012

Man Sues His Wife For Being Ugly?
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Jian Feng thought he was the luckiest man in the world. He had a beautiful wife and a baby on the way. Life was good. Until he walked into the hospital room and saw his baby for the first time!

He was horrified. His daughter was ugly! But how could this be? He considers himself a good-looking dude. And his wife, well, she is a hottie. It just didn't make sense. He immediately turned to his wife and, as any sane man would do after seeing his ugly daughter for the first time, accused her of having an affair.

She denied the allegations, but Feng didn't stop pressing her. He wanted answers! Under the pressure and with her post-pregnancy hormones dancing around inside her she broke down and confessed - she didn't have an affair; she had plastic surgery.

Before they met, she had over $98,000 worth of plastic surgery and never told him. Obviously, she had tricked him into marriage. That is what he told the northern Chinese court when he sued his wife. He claimed that he had been fooled into thinking she was beautiful and it was only the birth of their daughter that gave her away.

Feng said: "I married my wife out of love, but as soon as we had our first daughter, we began having marital issues... Our daughter was incredibly ugly to the point it horrified me."

As you can imagine, he WON! The judge ruled that the wife had tricked Feng into marrying her and he awarded Feng over $100,000 and granted him the divorce he wanted, saying that because she hadn't told him about the surgery, his wife had used "false premises."

And speaking of false premises, this drunk businessman is trying to work out the premise of going down an "up" escalator.

Although he makes it look difficult, here are some websites where girls have mastered the premise of "going down" on "up" things. (If ya know what I mean. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!): The Dick Suckers, POV Blowjobs and This Girl Sucks.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at November 14, 2012 1:01 AM

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