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January 19, 2007

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I've already written about the joys of puss eating. I've explained that I don't understand why some guys don't like the taste, Then again, I do remember that once on Sex And The City, the character of Miranda complained she didn't like to kiss her boyfriend after he'd gone down on her, since she couldn't handle tasting herself. Nevertheless, according to Clit Lickin Lesbians, girls who love girls don't mind a little woman juice on the old lips.

Recently, Peacock, Lynx and I, had an interesting conversation about the dangers of teens sticking lollipops in their vaginas before licking them clean afterwards. Lynx says that putting a sugary sweet treat up your snatch is just asking to get a yeast infection. Peacock countered with saying that it would be a minor inconvenience to earn a grand of cash. Then of course, our intellectual discussion quickly deteriorated into a competition to come up with the raunchiest thing we would do for $10,000.

Anyway, I just read the best gossip I've seen in a long time on a site called Rumor Whores (01/13/07). I'm not a big sports fan but speaking of people who earn big bucks for occasionally sucking, it seems appropriate to bring up Marco Borriello who plays European football for Milan. This man gave the best excuse yet for recently failing a drug test. A trace of cortisone, which is a form of steroid, was found in his blood.

When faced with sanctions, he strolled before a panel of regulators with his girlfriend, Belen Rodriguez and claimed that she was to blame for his testing positive. It seems that she doped him accidentally when he was eating out her pussy, which was spread with a cream to treat yeast infection. Now, that's certainly a unique excuse.

It does make you wonder though, since a yeasty hole doesn't sound particularly appetizing even if a dude does love to lick twat. However, one look at the photo of this babe and I have to say, I'd be enjoying her bread pudding any day, anyway, regardless of a little red flakiness.

I cannot say whether the story is true though, since the major news outlets only reported the three match suspension without any mention of the cunnilingus defense. Strange, I thought it the sort of juicy tidbit that they'd eat up.

Posted by Will Peters at January 19, 2007 1:01 AM

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Posted by: ASHLEY at February 2, 2009 12:28 AM

Are there any men out there anymore who still eat pussy? Lol. I swear my girlfriends and I are running into a more and more men who don't eat out. What gives? The worse is when they do, they lick you like a jalepeno icecream cone. Maybe it's a California thing.

Posted by: juanagetsome at July 8, 2009 4:21 PM

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