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November 3, 2006

Look Me in the Eyes - I said the EYES!

The push-up bra has made many less well-endowed females feel as if they could compete in a world of silicon implants and breast-obsessed beer commercials. Let's face it since fashion models and movie stars seem to feel the urge to purge lately, getting skinnier and skinnier, natural curves are a thing of the past. Specially engineered underwear certainly is less invasive than surgery.

The most famous is Wonderbra. It came to America in 1994 from over The Pond after much success in the UK. The original imported design sold at a staggering rate of one Wonderbra every 15 seconds transforming it rapidly into the US top selling push-up bra. However, the technology that put the wonder into it all was much older in fact.

In 1964, The Wonderbra Push-Up Plunge Bra was born boasting 54 special design features that lifted and supported the bust in hereto-unknown ways. Its secret weapon in the war against sagging cleavage involved a three-part cup design, strategically angled back, underwire, removable under padding called cookies and rigid straps.

An amazing feat of engineering as iconic in the world of skyward bound architecture as the Eiffel Tower or the Empire State Building. Older versions of this marvel were about as comfortable as climbing the stairs to the tops of either of the aforementioned monument. Today, they claim many improvements to comfort and appearance that is more natural.

At any rate, now from Australia, designer underwear firm, Aussie Bum, is touting the male equivalent of the Wonderbra. They call it the Wonderjock. Unlike a pushup bra, there's no underwire or padding involved. There are also no cockrings or strings attached inside. Instead, it is solely a question of a carefully designed front pouch that appears to lift your package outwards and upwards within a soft cup.

One other difference, by the time you've seduced a woman out of her Wonderbra, you might not care what size her titties really are. Besides, she could always leave her bra on during sex. Dropping your drawers is less optional, for intercourse and it risks psychological damage if your partner gasps, "I thought it was bigger."

Posted by Will Peters at November 3, 2006 1:01 AM

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In 1964, The Wonderbra Push-Up Plunge Bra was born boasting 54 special design features that lifted and supported the bust in hereto-unknown ways. Its secret weapon in the war against sagging cleavage involved a three-part cup design, strategically angled back, underwire, removable under padding called cookies and rigid straps.

An amazing feat of engineering as iconic in the world of skyward bound architecture as the Eiffel

Tower or the Empire State Building. Older versions of this marvel were about as comfortable as climbing the stairs to the tops of either of the aforementioned monument. Today, they claim many improvements to comfort and appearance that is more natural.
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