MacGyver of Sex Erases Erectile Dysfunction

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February 20, 2006

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Lately, erectile dysfunction once taboo has become a matter of mainstream pubic, I mean public discourse. Ever since Bob Dole announced the impotency of more than his political aspirations and Viagra came to the market with innocuous commercials showing how much happier people are when they're getting laid, we've known that there are solutions to this once embarrassing problem. No longer does a man need to claim that it has never happened before and that it must have been the two glasses of wine with dinner. Apparently, though, some folks are still not in the know and find other solutions to rub out ED.

In a story from Ananova (02/13/06), Serbian Zeljko Tupic of Belgrade had suffered difficulties maintaining an erection before, so when he prepared himself before bedding his newest partner he decided to try adding a little extra wood to his woody, literally.

The man took a thin pencil and inserted it inside his urethra. Despite his best-laid plan, he had to cut the sex short since lo and behold, the pencil dislodged to stick into his bladder. He called a halt to the proceedings and called an ambulance instead according to a report from the local daily paper Kurir.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara Hospital, who managed to succeed in extracting the pencil, explained afterwards, "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth."

He went on further to say, "Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

At least, we know the guy was taking the right precaution as far as preventing pregnancy and sexual disease transmission, assuming there was a rubber at the end of that pencil.

Posted by Will Peters at February 20, 2006 4:19 AM

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