Lucky Couple Wins Job As Sex Toy Testers

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April 28, 2011

Sex Toy Testers
Image courtesy of Fucking Machines.

You might remember that a couple of years ago the Australian tourism bureau held a competition to find someone for what they called "the best job in the world." The job would require the winner to live in a fantastic house on a beautiful island in the Great Barrier Reef for six months. While there they would be required to write a weekly blog. And for their "troubles" they would get paid $110,000. There were over 34,000 applications.

Now I thought I had a good job, but I remember thinking when this contest was announced that it did sound like the best job in the world. But, and maybe this is just me, I also remember thinking that the winner would have to go six months without sex (being alone on the island and all). Then a couple of days ago I heard about another job contest and this one required sex and takes place on an island.

Okay, so the island I'm talking about isn't a gorgeous sun-drenched paradise off the coast of Australia. Rather, it is the cloud-drenched land of the United Kingdom, but I wasn't being coy when I said that sex was required.

Mel and Steph Teague are a married couple from Birmingham who just won a national competition to be sex toy testers for online and mail-order retailer Your Pleasure Zone. If the island gig was deemed "the world's best job," Your Pleasure Zone is calling their position the "world's most enjoyable job."

For one year the couple will test out all kinds of sex toys and each week they will write about it and present a three-minute video review of the toy that will be presented on the company's online TV channel.

Unlike the island job, there were only 93 applications. This seems really low to me. (I mean, if I had a girlfriend and lived in Britain, I alone would have applied 93 times.) In the end it came down to the Teagues and another couple and after getting 60% of the online vote, the Teagues came away winners. (Pun intended: "came" away. Get it?) You can always check out other girls giving big and small sex toys a ride on these sites: Fucking Machines, Toys Love and Give Me Pink.

All this talk about the world's best/most enjoyable jobs got me thinking that the ideal one would be a combination of the two. Imagine living on a paradise island for a year and testing sex toys with your lover. When do the applications for that job have to be in by? 'Cause I am already working on mine and I'm also taking applications from women who want to be my plus one on this island sex-toy adventure. (Now, if I could bring two lovely ladies with me that would be even better, but I don't want to sound selfish.)

Posted by A.K. Anderson at April 28, 2011 1:01 AM

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