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March 16, 2012

Lower Your Blood Pressure And Stop Being A Racist
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Are you a Caucasian racist with high blood pressure? Do you want to lower your major risk factor for stroke and heart disease, but don't want to lose your ignorant fear and dislike of black people? Well, if so, you better make sure your doctor doesn't prescribe Propranolol.

In a new study just released in the U.K. from the department of experimental psychology at the University of Oxford, it was found that test subjects who took the blood pressure drug showed significantly less "implicit racial bias" than those who were given the placebo.

Here is the very funny Dave Chappelle's take on racism:

I think this is totally fascinating on its own, but reading the story reminded me of something. Did you know that Viagra also started out as blood-pressure medication? However, during the Phase I clinical trials, they noticed that while it wasn't really doing much for angina, it was causing erections. Then, after the Phase II trials again showed disappointing "high blood pressure" results, Pfizer decided to focus on the drug's erection-making potential.

Imagine how angry all those racists with erectile dysfunction were before Viagra? And you know they were all blaming the Blacks or the Jews or the Mexicans for their inability to get it up.

Than came Viagra. And not only did it take away one avenue of irrational racist anger, but it meant they were spending more time fucking on their sheets and less time making them into clothes. It also meant less time to hate - every two minutes count, folks. Although that does mean they could be having more racist babies.

So obviously the get-and-keep-them-fucking strategy can only take the fight against racism so far, which is where the Propranolol comes in. Now that you have non-racists with hard cocks, instead of the sales clerk following the black guy around the store she can just fuck him. Instead of trying to get his neighbor's nanny deported, the white guy across the street can just fuck her. Rather than yelling at the Asian lady in the car next to you because you think she is driving poorly and too slow, you can just ask her to pull over and fuck her.

In this new world of full erections and racial harmony is there any reason we couldn't all get along? Fucking instead of fighting - it might just be the final piece in the puzzle to finally realizing Rodney King's dream.

Here are some sites where the races are already coming together. (Well, at least the guys are cumming. As for the girls, who ever really knows?): Interracial Porn Pass, Asian Chicks Like Black Dicks and Round And Brown.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at March 16, 2012 1:01 AM

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