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October 7, 2005

Probing for porn-related stories uncovered an article dated Wednesday, October 5, 2005 by Neelesh Misra, an Associated Press writer. Mr. Misra recounts how an unnamed Finnish man (I assume he has a name it just wasn’t reported) and his companion (She probably also has an identity of her own besides “Indian girlfriend of unidentified Finnish man”) were arrested after neighbors complained they heard loud-playing porn. It happened Monday night at the Finnish man's home in the town of Gurgaon, which is the center of India's information technology and outsourcing business. The hapless couple could face up to three months in...

Probing for porn-related stories uncovered an article dated Wednesday, October 5, 2005 by Neelesh Misra, an Associated Press writer. Mr. Misra recounts how an unnamed Finnish man (I assume he has a name it just wasn’t reported) and his companion (She probably also has an identity of her own besides “Indian girlfriend of unidentified Finnish man”) were arrested after neighbors complained they heard loud-playing porn.

It happened Monday night at the Finnish man's home in the town of Gurgaon, which is the center of India's information technology and outsourcing business. The hapless couple could face up to three months in prison as well as a fine, since exhibiting and possessing pornographic materials is illegal in India. The police also seized the Finn’s television and a CD player (I am not sure what the CD player had to do with the porn, unless it was playing “Sounds of Waves and Fucking,” the same deep relaxation recording I use for meditation in the groundhog hole).

I’ve this very same volume-level worry watching porn on my home computer. It’s often late at night or early in the morning when I decide to “take care of business” to either sleep or to wake up (apparently porn is a cure-all, self-medicating addiction for me). Nevertheless, I never fear getting arrested but dealing with more dirty looks from my neighbors. Already the one across the hall gives me the stink-eye ever since a late night internet hookup buzzed the wrong apartment at 1 AM.

My solution was to get headphones for my speakers (and to explain my door buzzer is just above my mailbox). If I’d been this Finnish dude, I might have tried something even more unconventional. Like, I don’t know, maybe saying screw the porn, I’ll have sex with my girlfriend instead. Maybe it’s just me?!

Posted by Will Peters at October 7, 2005 1:49 AM

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