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April 22, 2011

Let's Get Into Some Bizarre Sex
Image courtesy of The Minion.

So, I review porn for a living. Not a newsflash for any of you really, but I can get a little bored at times. What? Getting bored of porn? It is just that a lot of it is so predictable. Guy comes on to girl, she reacts favorably (which bestows such wonderful names on her, which I won't repeat, but c'mon, just because a gal like to have sex doesn't mean she deserves a title like that) and then she goes down on him, he maneuvers her in all sorts of positions and then cums all over her waiting face. What? Me? Bitter? No way! What I am trying to say is that there are some sites out there that give you some bizarre sex that tickles your funny bone as well as your privates. You can get your first dose of bizarre porn on The Minion.

So, you will see hardcore sucking and fucking on The Minion, but there is a bit of a twist. The main dude goes by the name Sleazy D and he is a fat, hairy dude with penis that should come with a magnifying glass. He eats throughout the 148 bizarre sex scenes (and does cock, although I'm pretty sure that is faked) in which he gets flown and fucked by various hot chicks. The vids are great in quality and each one comes with a high-res photo set. This really is a different site and it's pretty entertaining. The gals are in on it and they sometimes make fun of this penis size and even slap him around as he covers himself in food and pounds at his usually sweaty chest. Updates are kind of scarce these days and they are posted about once every five weeks. There are 18 bonus sites to keep you satisfied though and they include some raunchy interracial sex.

Another different site is Sleep Surprise. Again, there is sucking and fucking here, but the gal is sound asleep during it. Um, I know what you're thinking. How is this consensual if the girl is pretty much in a sleep coma? I try not to think about that. There are 31 bizarre sex episodes, each with a movie and a photo gallery. The movies are superb in quality and the pics are downloadable in Zip files and high-res, so it's a little sad that they seemed to have stopped updating. There is enough to enjoy sleeping smut for a month, but after that, you'll probably have to rely on the 13 bonus sites to keep cumming. There is anal, spunking on spectacles, blowjobs and reality in those.

The last site of today is my personal favorite. The site calls itself Freak Fuckers and watching the content here almost sent me to the ER as I swear I cracked a rib from laughing too hard. There is a chick with four tits, a gal with a huge pussy on her stomach and a dude who was born with three cocks. Okay, so none of it is actually real, but the 11 episodes are still pretty hot. Each episode comes with a photo set and a video. You'll get HD playback with the videos and the photos don't look too bad. Updating is a sad state of affairs, though, as they haven't added anything in over six months. Since the collection is so small, you'll be needing the 35 bonus sites to hold you over. These include more reality-type sites and will keep you feeling hot under the collar.

Posted by April Scott at April 22, 2011 1:01 AM

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