Kate Middleton And Prince William Argue Seven Times A Day

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June 2, 2011

Kate Middleton And Prince William
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We've all done it. You're out with your significant other and see another couple arguing. You look at each other with that look that says, "We don't fight like that very often. We are such a better couple than they are." Well, no you aren't! Because according to a recent study, couples bicker about 2,455 times a year, which averages out to close to seven times a day. And we can break it down even further with our good friend mathematics.

Let's say you sleep eight hours a day and you are at work nine hours a day (assuming you don't work together). Let's throw in another hour or two for the commute and any other solo activities (depending on the size of the arguments, "solo activities" might be all you are going to get). That adds up to about 19 hours. Subtract that from 24 and you are having seven arguments in a five-hour span, which comes out to one bicker every 42.8 minutes. At least that means you will also be having a lot of good make-up sex. Well, unless you are religious, that is.

Another study (I'm all about the studies today) has found that atheists have better sex lives than religious people - although I knew a few catholic schoolgirls growing up who might disagree with that statement. I would think that one reason for those results is because religious people are less open to doing certain things sexually (now that statement is something those catholic schoolgirls would definitely disagree with). But that doesn't appear to be the case.

To me, the most interesting result of the study is that they found that both groups (religious and nonreligious) admitted to doing the same activities (watching porn, oral sex, masturbation, having affairs, etc), but it's just that the religious folks don't enjoy it and have intense feelings of guilt after orgasm.

For all you non-religious folks out there who don't understand the whole guilt-and-shame thing, it's kind of like at the end of the night when the club turns the lights on and you see who you've been making out with for the last couple of hours. However, if you still want to sleep with the girl at closing time, make sure you aren't smiling when those lights come on, which brings us to our final study of the day.

This last study found that women are less sexually attracted to men who smile and are more attracted to men who look proud and powerful, or moody and ashamed. This sounds like a catch-22 given our previous example. I mean, if when those lights come on you feel/look ashamed for having made out with this ugly chick for the whole night, she is actually going to want you more - so that's when you look right at her and give her a big smile!

Posted by A.K. Anderson at June 2, 2011 1:01 AM

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