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February 6, 2006
Just The Right Cock Size

Image courtesy of: Big Cock Addiction
What guy doesn't wish he were bigger? Maybe the late Johnny Wad, but he's dead, or that black guy you see in the pictures with the knot tied in his dick which still hangs to his knees. We want that big salami not so much for our own pleasure, but for what it can do to our lovers. (And they say guys are insensitive!) All in all, penis envy is a male phenomenon. The women seem to think it's silly.
I'll admit I'm not the world's biggest, and I'll further admit that I worry about it. I've never had any complaints. Never even had any comments about it, but still I worry. (Wouldn't she really rather be with a bigger guy? Is she just being polite?)
For you guys who worry like I do, I want to share something a woman told me as we were lying in bed afterwards, both quite satisfied, my less-than-eight-inches shriveling up like a worm after a rainstorm. She said that not only do smaller guys feel better and try harder, but they can hit her clit when they fuck.
Whoa! What's this? Say it again?
She said a big guy has to be careful not to go too deep and really hurt her. A smaller guy can push all the way in, though, till his pubic bone slaps against her clit, and that -according to her- was one of the most exquisite sensations in sex, the feeling of a male body pummeling that little nubbin of pleasure like a human jack-hammer. Instant orgasm, she said, and I believe her.
So take heart, smaller guys. It really isn't the meat; it's the motion, the solid slap of body on body, right where it counts.
Posted by rabbit at February 6, 2006 4:50 AM
Comments
What the hell is that thing on that guy's dick? No, not her, the other side.
Posted by: brad at April 27, 2007 5:23 AM
wot is da dot on his willy
Posted by: Anonymous at June 26, 2007 5:46 PM
Geee what a samll dick, i could suck u off in one go mate. Oh n sweet heart, a cloth will get that off
Posted by: Yeh bitch at July 4, 2007 4:34 PM
is that a tick on his penis
Posted by: abc at July 31, 2007 10:30 AM
yea wtf is that??? if i were her id be careful who i fuck (HES GOT A TICK ON HIS DICK WHAT ARE U THINKIN WOMEN!!!!)
Posted by: Anonymous at August 5, 2007 5:19 AM
its a pearl.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 10, 2007 7:49 PM
hes got a spot on his dick lol
Posted by: qwerty at October 28, 2007 3:18 PM
huge cock
Posted by: Anonymous at December 3, 2007 1:24 AM
id like to suck that dick
Posted by: Anonymous at January 3, 2008 12:36 AM
Like another anonymous said, it's a pearl (or bead anyway) implanted under the skin. Supposed to be a traditional ritual of manhood practice somewhere or other. He's a cuban guy named Ramon but I don't think its from there. The purpose is to stimulate a clit, maybe to make up for the fact that he's too big to hit her pubic bone like rabbit.
Posted by: Anonymous at January 31, 2008 8:54 PM
i like cok
Posted by: Anonymous at February 16, 2008 9:46 AM
damn big dick
Posted by: Anonymous at February 29, 2008 3:38 AM
