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November 18, 2005

I recently discovered an interesting site called Jcs Girls that despite having the name and even glossy front page typical to a porn site is the antithesis of one.

The JC in JC Girls stands for Jesus Christ. The message isn’t sex, it’s salvation. The busty tanned models on the homepage aren’t porn stars they’re evangelists. The one named Heather used to be a stripper then she had an epiphany during New Year’s Eve 1999. Although, The Millennium didn’t mean the end of the world, it meant the end of her wild stripper life. What’s special about these bible-thumping babes is their unique tactics for ministering to people.

Now even if you installed a pole in the church basement, chances are you’d wait a long time before any exotic dancers happened by to hear the gospel. Therefore, Heather asked two other hotties from her church (without XXX pasts) to go with her to strip bars. Each is armed with a purse load of twenties and cards with church contact information. They pay for lap dances but then use the time to tell performers that Jesus loves them. It’s like a public girl-on-girl three-way with God.

Heather also has gone to porn conventions to give out DVDs. People assume they're free porno promos but they turn out to be a message from her pastor. I haven’t seen the minister from her church but I bet most folks expecting to see Heather aren’t excited to see him instead. Consider yourself warned Rabbit!

Now whether you like her message or not, I think we can agree Heather is clever and committed. Conservative Christians often seem isolated and aloof, but Heather is getting down and dirty for Jesus. At any rate, Heather with her hot JC Girls, Lori and Tanya, give a completely new meaning to the term missionary position. Amen.

Posted by Will Peters at November 18, 2005 12:31 AM

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Posted by: Anonymous at November 22, 2005 8:32 AM

Your comments about JC's Girls were extremely crass, but I guess that that was to be expected.

I rest my case.

Posted by: Cross-checking at November 9, 2006 9:52 AM

this ssite rocks! jesus 4eva

Posted by: Anonymous at November 22, 2006 12:12 AM

Crass or not this got blog space. And not everyone would have cared. Much respect to you folks.

Posted by: Anonymous at December 9, 2007 4:34 PM

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