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Jenna Jameson, Tito Ortiz and the Military Meltdown

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November 2, 2006

Tito Ortiz Booted from Birthday Ball with Jenna Jameson
Image Courtesy of Club Jenna

Man, it’s a rough morning here at the Rabbit Hole. I got up typically early, grabbed a nice, long, hot shower. I turned on the tube to listen to some news while I made my ‘breakfast of champions.’ I clicked on my computer and sat down to work. While munching on some quality grub—egg white omelet with cheese, mushrooms, onions, zucchini and peppers alongside a heavy helping of mashed potatoes—I went flipping through some of this mornings news stories. It was then that I noticed that the world I live in has changed forever…

It seems that Tito Ortiz, the longtime UFC punisher, was recently invited as the guest of honor for the Marines Corps ‘Birthday Ball.’ (Isn’t that the most ridiculous name for a party for Americas toughest?) Anyway, as luck would have it, Ortiz decided to bring his girlfriend as his date. You’re thinking, not a bad choice, right? Ortiz would show up, the warrior that he is, with one of the hottest porn stars on the planet—Ms Jenna Jameson. Now you have essentially two high-profile guests of honor for the price of one. I think there’s a solid split between who the boys would like to see more. Anyway, this is where things get fucked up.

The Top Brass gets wind that Jenna is going to come as his date, and fearing some fallout from arriving with a porn star, they uninvited Ortiz. Are pigs bloody-well flying? Has Hell finally frozen over? Since when has an organization like the military been so out-of-touch with the men and women it represents? We’re talking about having a woman to dinner who has been the fantasy of most warm-blooded men, and any lesbian, on the planet. We’re talking about a multi-millionaire who built herself from nothing into something extraordinary. If you want to talk about a solid message for your fighting men, how about one of overcoming adversity, persevering through public/religious stigmas, working hard, bettering yourself and giving more pleasure to others than any other person in history? Oh yeah, and then there’s her date, Tito, too. He’s beat people up for money. I tell ya, this is a royal clusterfuck, and the worst part about it is that the nations finest are the ones who will suffer.

Posted by Wolf at November 2, 2006 2:30 AM

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Posted by: HAMAD at February 16, 2007 3:40 AM

This is because most (if not all) of the officers in the military (especially the marines) are soldiers as well as hard-nosed religious zelots. It only figures since they serve the religous zelots in Congress and the White House. The last thing they want their men to have anything to do with is pornography and/or porn stars.

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Posted by: TheNightFly at April 17, 2007 7:29 AM

I used to be a Marine before they told me I couldn't do my desk job anymore because I have type 1 diabetes. If you want to know what I think is really fucked up about the whole situation, the single Marines in the barracks can not have women in their rooms, ok, I can understand they don't want them pregnant, but how do you think I got my girlfriend pregnant? Oh, and as if that were not enough, we were not allowed to have porn of any kind in the barracks either, no movies no magazines, NOTHING. Tell me how fucked up our military is now?

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