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September 11, 2013

It's All About the Ass
Image courtesy of RoaringLA.com.

I know I am not alone when I say that I love ass! But when I talk about ass it is usually about how hot a chick's ass is or how great it was spanking some babe's butt or how some hottie let me stick my ding-dong in her bum. However, today I am here to discuss the less talked about aspects of all our derrieres, starting with colon cancer awareness.

That picture you see above is of a group of friends taken inside "The Rollin' Colon," a giant inflatable colon set up in Union Square in New York City. The pop-up health exhibit was set up to raise awareness about colorectal cancer and to encourage people to get screened.

After a quick lesson on colon cancer one of the guys in a group walking through the exhibit shouted out, "I don't want anything up inside my dick." Obviously, he didn't quite understand the lesson, but hopefully The Rollin' Colon made a proper impression on others who happened upon it. And now we move from inflatable colons to smelly shit - literally.

I know we all like to think that our shit don't stink, but IT DOES! Now, when you are home alone it doesn't matter. You can smell up the bathroom and go about your day without any worries. But what about public restrooms or other people's bathrooms?

Is there anything more embarrassing than dropping a stinky deuce during a house party or, even worse, in your date's bathroom when you are still in that trying-to-be-clean-and-sexy stage - before you fall into that sweatpants-and-farting stage?

You might remember a while back I told you about a smartphone app that could help hide the pooping sounds. Well, now I have a product to help hide the pooping smells! The perfectly named PooPourri. And, as this great ad points out, "Yes, it is a real product. And yes, it really works." Enjoy.

And, finally, going back to the colons, here are some sites where you can see, or almost see, a girl's colon - in a good way! GapeLand, DirtyGardenGirl and GagNGape.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at September 11, 2013 1:01 AM

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