Is Being Called An Ass Fucker Really An Insult?

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February 8, 2014

Is Being Called An Ass Fucker Really An Insult?
Image courtesy of CaptainStabbin.

Someone came to a sudden stop at the top of an escalator, so I had no choice but to bump into him. We then politely exchanged pleasantries and went about our days. Just kidding. A big shouting and swearing match ensued because he figured I was in the wrong and wouldn't let it go. At one point, I was accused of being "nothing but an ass fucker." I take offense to that! I also fuck mouths, cleavage and pussies whenever I get the chance. But all jokes aside, is calling me that really supposed to be insulting? I mean, what guy isn't anal sex? Seriously, have you ever met a guy who wasn't smiling from ear to ear when he says "MyGirlLovesAnal?" With this in mind, it doesn't surprise me that the moron is also the kind of guy who thinks standing still at the top of an escalator is a smart idea.

If there is shame in being an ass fucker, then CaptainStabbin either doesn't know or doesn't care. The site has the Cap'n finding babes who like taking it in the ass and brings them onboard his yacht where he fucks them (spoiler alert: in the butt). Your own boat will be floating once you take a look at the 270 or so videos. Each one comes with a set of pics, but they're not high-res images. The movies, meanwhile, are always either average or good in quality. Updates aren't that frequent these days, but you can pass the time by checking out the large network of bonus sites that come with your membership.

HomegrownAnalSex makes good on its name by bringing you amateur material that focuses on butt fucking. There are also pro-am models and pornstars from before they were famous. You'll find about 340 movies and the movies are average in quality overall. Instead of photos, though, you only really get vid caps (and they're all blurry, too). There haven't been any updates in a while, but you do get access to a bonus network.

MyGirlLovesAnal has some hot anal action, as well, but unfortunately emphasis goes to the word "some." There are literally less than five episodes. However, each vid is available in HD and your membership comes with a big network of bonus sites, so you'll probably want to sign up once more content is added.

Posted by Adam Strong at February 8, 2014 6:30 AM

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