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September 30, 2011

Imagine If Bars Had Free Porn Videos for Women on Ladies Night
Image courtesy of Party Hardcore.

Since it seems that most women like to Party Hardcore at the end of the week, the bars (at least where I live) aren't as filled with ladies as the dance clubs tend to be. This is problematic for guys like me who tend to dance half as well as Elaine from Seinfeld. Many bars have ladies night, but they still seem to fail in comparison. My solution is a simple one: besides free drinks, they should also hand out free porn videos for women. Porn for women should be a surefire way to attract some attention from the fairer sex, which in turn would help give me a fairer chance of having more sex!

All I ask is that the free porn videos for women don't star some intensely dreamy hunks like Damon Danilo. Seriously! We're trying to increase my odds here, not lower them by exposing the babes to over 25 movies starring a dude who is the living embodiment of muscle. He's so freakin' dreamy that even I have the hots for him! The only thing that's simply average or good-looking about him are the vids on his site. Even the photo galleries that show him posing nude are all high-res (and downloadable in Zip files).

Instead, I say that we grab the material from sites like Party Hardcore. It's got over 200 movies and a matching number of pics that focus on people getting it on in those dance clubs I mentioned earlier. I figure by showing them great-quality to high-def movies of people fucking and sucking, the ladies will be more inclined to ditch the clubs and check out the bars that I frequent. The pics aren't high-res, but they still look good enough to get this job done, as well as come downloadable in Zip folders.

Other chicks are into being fully clothed while the action takes place. To attract these babes, we can show them CFNM Secrets. Updates are infrequent and there's a daily download limit to deal with, but it'll be worth it once you see the movies. There's about 40 of them starring several chicks who strip a dude down and jerk him off, give him a blowjob and fuck his brains out, always while wearing most or even all of their clothes. There are just as many photo galleries and you can save them in Zip folders, too. You also get access to bonus sites.

Posted by Adam Strong at September 30, 2011 1:01 AM

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