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December 14, 2006

Stripper Love
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I have a friend who works in adult who also runs a pole dancing studio. Who would have thought? I guess there is a minor craze at the moment for women who want to learn to dance like a stripper. Now I say stripper only because I have no idea where else this talent might come in handy. I suppose if you take the subway, you could always strut your stuff if a car is half-empty. They always have poles there, although those are mostly used so you can keep yourself from falling. Still, I think there are a whole bunch of unsuspecting men whose wives toddle off during the day for pole-dancing lessons. Then, one day Mr. Smith arrives home late from work, only to find his wife dressed in her underwear and doing tricks around the bedpost. “My gawd,” he exclaims, “I’m in love with a stripper!”

Would you marry a stripper? I have dated my fair share over the years. I don’t know that I’ve ever fallen in love with one. In a lot of ways, it’s the nature of the business. Adult entertainment can be so cheesy. The mystique gets shattered pretty quickly. I have to take my hat off to some of the pole routines I have seen, but I have never caught myself thinking, ‘Damn, I hope my wife can do that.’ Now I just have stripper friends. On the odd occasion, one gets too close, and suddenly the walls have to come up. I love hot women, and dancers certainly fall into that category. I just never want to be one of those guys who says he’s fallen for a peeler. I get enough smoking hot babes working for Rabbits Reviews. The last thing I need is to worry is one springing at me from the top of my canopy bed in the middle of the night!

Posted by Wolf at December 14, 2006 2:49 AM

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Posted by: logan at December 24, 2007 5:59 PM

I was hoping for some better comments here ...

*I* fell in love with a stripper - fell hard!!

She looked like Rachel Ray, and wore Ralph Lauren ... she was funny, she was SMOKING HOT, and unlike some of the other dancers, I could tell she liked doing it!

When others would only half-ass it on the stage, she was up there tearing it up! Something about that really hooked me.

I hadn't been to a club in years, then happened to wander in and met her, hell ... I still remember the first thing she said to me: Let's go dance!

Not, would you like a dance, or would you like some company ... just a command, no choice!! :D

Anyway, this went on for a few months, I tried a couple times to give her my number, no luck ... surprise, surprise!

And before you all think that I was some sap, she gave me free dances, told me all kinds of personal stuff about her (probably true, or an elaborate story)

anyway, I had to stop going - for lots of reasons, but I eventually went back to look for her ...

I found a waitress that remembered her, she said: oh, she just stopped dancing a few weeks ago ... (wait for it) BECAUSE SHE'S PREGNANT!!!!

WOW, talk about having your fantasy absolutely freaking shattered, I felt like I'd been kicked in the gut ...

I will never return to another club again, ever!!

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Posted by: Anonymous at April 14, 2008 12:48 AM

I married a "peeler". i worked at a club and fell for her.. we went out for a few months.. we were compatible.. we moved in and she mothered our two children.. we've been together for 6 years now and married for only one of them.. i love her, and a job is a job.. and how could i possibly bring home $400 a night?

Posted by: XXVII at July 16, 2008 5:07 AM

I have dated a lot of girls that have danced. Once you break through the shell though, the mystique is gone. They fall in love and want to quit dancing to make you happy, but that's why you fell for them in the first place! I always got a thrill when I would come to work to see her occasionally and walk in to see her giving someone a dance. To see those guys wanting her and knowing she was mine. Another good one is to be out with her and run into a friend who had not met her with you but had seen her at the club. The "she's yours?!?!" expression on their face was priceless. Of course the girls I dated were 10's, not some truck stop peep show girl. Yes, I have an addiction. And the money, well she made $2000 a night sometimes. Oh, she left me for a millionaire by the way! There are more though. Oh, one more thing. I'll give a secret out. If you want to date one, don't tip her. The instant you do that you become "customer" and not a potential boyfriend.

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