I'm Buying A Porn Mobile

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September 1, 2010

I'm Buying A Porn Mobile
Image courtesy of Score 2 Go.

To show me how amazing her new iPad is, my friend let me read comic books, newspapers and browse the web. When I asked her to show me a video, to my surprise, she started playing a porno she downloaded off Score 2 Go. I probably should have realized right then and there that she was hitting on me, but alas, I was too enthralled by the sight of the hot mobile xxx to put two and two together. Instead of deciding to boink her brains out, I decided on buying a porn mobile.

Basically it'll be just like every other mobile device, except I won't tell future girlfriends I have it and only use it to store all the smut I get off sites like Score 2 Go. Speaking of which, it features more than 1,160 hardcore videos starring all my favorite pornstars with big tits. And I like my big-boobied babes, so being able to save them in mediocre to good quality on my Zune, iPhone and just about every other mobile is pretty sweet. There are only vid caps offered as pics, but they still look pretty good. I also get to check out a couple bonus sites.

iPhone Digital Playground seemed like a good place to find more hardcore vids for my iPhone, since it has the word right in the sitename. While true, it's also named that way because it doesn't work on any other smart phone. As a result, only my fellow iFanatics get to enjoy the 800-or-so movies found here. They're broken up amongst more than 215 movies that run an hour each. All the videos look good and can be watched in full screen by holding the iPhone horizontally.

Since I'd basically use my porn mobile while on the way to work or to kill time on an airplane, I figured it would be good to see what On The Go X had to offer me. I was stunned to find over 2,645 movies to jerk off too (does masturbating in an airplane bathroom count as joining the mile-high club?). Some MP4s looked mediocre, while others were great looking. There are also almost 1,060 photo galleries to download in Zip files, with lots featuring high-res pics. Besides all this, you also get six bonus sites and hundreds of extra DVDs to check out.

Posted by Adam Strong at September 1, 2010 1:01 AM

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