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August 2, 2012

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I could have gone with the story about the guy in China who got his penis cut off by four men who claimed he was sleeping with their wives. Or I could have told you about Moira Johnston, the stripper who walks around New York topless in the name of freedom. But instead I have three idiot criminals for you. Let's start with the youngest idiot, shall we?

Christine Stoudemire is an 18-years-old girl living in Florida. But when she was pulled over for erratic driving the cop noticed, as she was going through her wallet, a South Carolina driver's license claiming she was 21.

When Christine - slurring her speech and stinking of booze - refused a field sobriety test she was arrested for suspicion of DUI and detained. Still, she argued with the cop, telling him that she'd driven "way more times like this."

Now, I could stop right there and move on to the next idiot, but Stoudemire didn't stop at the drunk driving and the arguing that she had done it many times before. She also wanted her fake ID back.

She told Hernandez that it took her months to be able to get the money to purchase the fake ID and then offered the cop $15 to buy it back. Ain't that the idiot cherry on this crime sundae?

Before we get to the next two idiots, let's watch some funny game-show moments. (I love this stuff.)

Let's move on to a 23-year-old man from the Northern Territory of Australia who was at a party earlier this week when he decided he wanted to set off a firecracker. I know what you're saying: "That doesn't sound criminal or idiotic." Well, in NT it is illegal to set off fireworks at any time except on Territory Day, which is July 1.

So that covers the crime part, but what about the "idiot"? Oh, did I also forget to mention that he set the firecrackers off between his ass?

And finally we have Terry Davis. This 25-year-old dude from Prospect, Kentucky, stole a book from a Barnes and Noble college bookstore near the University of Louisville and then later tried to sell it to a rival college bookstore.

The fact that this guy felt he could make good money selling back one textbook brings up the overpriced cost of education in the United States, but that's for another time. The reason I mentioned this crime story was because of the beautiful irony of the textbook he decided to steal: "Resolving Ethical Issues."

In case you have some ethical issues with hot chicks having sex, here are some websites that could help you work through those issues: My Sexy Kittens, Sun Erotica, ATK Petites.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at August 2, 2012 1:01 AM

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