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December 25, 2011

I Wish I Had a Monster Cock
Image courtesy of Big Dicks Tight Fits.

Yes, that's right. I wish I had a monster cock. Well, I guess a lot of dudes do, but the difference here is that I have no cock at all. Whoa, before you go picturing me as some weird Ken Doll or someone who has willingly gotten their penis removed, let me tell you that I am a woman. I want a monster cock so I can make these women cum, dammit. So many times I watch porn and the women are made to look so surprised and intimidated by a large dong. Perhaps if the person with the large slab of manmeat were female, she might not feel so scared. Okay, now we're getting into tranny territory, so I am just going to stop rambling about talk about Big Dicks Tight Fits and the big dick videos it has to offer.

Big Dicks Tight Fits is going to give you some monster cocks squeezing themselves into tight pussies. The premise on this site is that there is a company of men who work at the Big Dick Repair Service. I think you know the kind of credentials you need to get a job there. The first one is have a monster cock and the second one is be willing to fuck any sweet pussy that will have you. Before I go any further, I should mention that not all of the videos feature this setup. It seems the more recent ones have the good old "pick up on the street" scenario. There are only 25 movies right now and each comes with a photo set. Whether you choose to stream the movie or save it, you're getting HD playback. That's pretty awesome, but what's not so awesome is that this big-dick service has been closed for a few months. That's right, no recent updates. That's too bad, but the bonus sites helped to perk me up. They're all from the same network and give you lots more reality smut.

Reality Kings is a mammoth network in this industry and they're usually good for some laughs and some orgasms. Their site, Mega Cock Cravers, however, falls short if you're into movies. There are currently only 42 picture galleries and although they look good, you can't save them in Zip files. As you can probably discern on your own, updating has been discontinued. Why would I bother to mention this site, you ask? That's because you get some good monster cock smut in the bonus section (vids and pics) and you also get access to the whole Reality Kings network. So, my advice to you is join if you'd like to see some images of babes stretching their mouths to the max and stay for all the reality porn you get in the extras.

I didn't need this site to tell that Pornstars Like It Big, but hey, that's not something I mind being told twice. I've watched enough porn to know that these porn chicks only want the best and to them, the best is the biggest so it can get to all those hard-to-reach places. Okay, now I have images of that old Reach toothbrush ad that had that cartoon opening his mouth so wide to brush his teeth! Anyhow! You're guaranteed to see some big names here and they're all getting the fat end of an impressive penis is their holes. There are currently 231 episodes (each with a flick and a set of pics) and you can find something new every week. There's nothing wrong with the quality as the playback on the vids is HD and the pics are big and downloadable in Zip files. There's much more high-quality porn where this came from too in the bonuses. The extra sites offer big boobs, big asses and all sorts of big other things, so this is one network that is worth your time.

Posted by April Scott at December 25, 2011 6:30 AM

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