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April 10, 2011

I Want My Virtual Reality Porn
Image courtesy of Hunting For Pussy.

In a world where technological advancements are happening every day, one has to stop and marvel at all the tools humanity has invented to make society better. I'm talking about inventions like the fleshlight and dildo, the cell phone camera that lets me send pics of my dick to my coworkers and the QWERTY keyboard that makes it easier to text sweet nothings to my honeys, like "wut R U wearing." But that said, where the hell are all the virtual reality sex machines we were promised? I'm tired of Hunting For Pussy at the clubs! Let me plug some device into a computer so I can plug my cock into a computer-generated hottie! I guess I'll just have to content myself with looking at reality porn sites for the foreseeable future.

Before I go any further, let me explain that when I said I was fed up with Hunting For Pussy, I wasn't referring to the site by the same name. Because that thing is hot! It stars some German dude named Markus who hits the streets and convinces babes to suck and fuck his cock. There are almost 75 movies and each offers great-quality playback. Each movie comes with a photo gallery filled with high-res images that you can save in a Zip file. Updates are roughly weekly and bonus content includes about 10 bonus sites.

No, what I was referring to is that I really want to put on some sort of virtual reality suit. Why? Well for starters, could you imagine how great it would feel to check out Massage Girls 18 while wearing one? I'd kill to feel like I'm one of the people getting rubbed down and fucked in these stellar-quality movies, of which there are almost 100 of. There are just as many photo galleries and each is filled with high-res shots that can be saved in Zip folders. Bonuses include a handful of video feeds and hundreds of DVDs.

Another hot reality site is California Pimp. It has a dude convincing babes to get naked, suck and fuck him in order to convince him to put them in his calendar. There are over 420 vids with the quality varying from average to good. There are no photo sets or bonuses, though.

Posted by Adam Strong at April 10, 2011 8:01 AM

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