I Renounced Religion And Took Up Ass Worship

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April 18, 2011

I Renounced Religion And Took Up Ass Worship
Image courtesy of 40 Inch Plus.

I was raised as a Catholic until I was old enough to make my own decisions. At that point, I became a non-practicing Christian. As I became more educated about the world and the Bible, agnosticism made the most sense to me. Now I'm taking the next step in religious beliefs, which consists of dedicating oneself to ass worship. Goodbye sometimes-wrathful creator gods and hello ass porn! No more fasts and self-punishment for me! From now, I'll be living one Big Ass Adventure after another! Bum puns totally intended, by the way.

One thing I noticed that ass worship seems to have in common with other major religions is the use of the number 40 as a unit of measure. Only instead of measuring time, it's used to measure the size of a beautiful booty, like with 40 Inch Plus. All of the babes found here have butts that are at least 40 inches around. The result is more than 65 great-quality videos that will knock your socks off. Many end with the babes' butts getting covered in cum after a hardcore twosome or threesome. There are also 65 photo galleries that can be saved in Zip folders. They all have either low-res or medium-res images. Bonuses include access to 30 other sites.

Big Ass Adventure only refers to the size of the booties on the babes having sex, not the length of the adventure itself. I say this with confidence because updates stopped back in 2007. There are 70 videos available in downloads of several clips per scene. Depending on the movie, you'll see either good or great-quality playback. Each comes with screen caps and there are also 25 photo galleries. You have to save them one at a time, though.

At first I thought Rimbledon was a sports arena. It's not an arena after all, but it does play home to the sacred sport of rimming. There are over 30 movies starring Czech chicks tossing salads and having their own holes licked and each offers stellar-quality playback. There are just as many photo galleries, too, all filled with high-res pics that you can save one at a time. Updates have ceased a while ago, but you get access to over a dozen other sites as a bonus.

Posted by Adam Strong at April 18, 2011 1:01 AM

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