I Need Bizarre Porn Videos

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February 25, 2012

I Need Bizarre Porn Videos
Image courtesy of The Minion.

When I started this job, I used to blush when I wrote the word "cum" or "cock," but now it's a different story. See, I just lately celebrated my third anniversary at this job and I think I can safely (like REALLY safely) say I've seen it all when it comes to what is considered adult entertainment. Quite frankly, the mainstream stuff bores me these days. I can actually eat my yogurt quite calmly while watching a woman squeeze out her prolapsed anus. There's lube and goop and all sorts of weird substances coming up outta there, but I don't even flinch. Is that going too far? I can never tell. In any case, the sites I am about to introduce you to are nowhere near that kind of intensity. They feature bizarre porn videos, but they fall more into the unbelievable weird porn category more than the slightly disturbing one. We begin with The Minion.

For those of you that have never been introduced to The Minion, you might be slightly put off. He's an overweight, sloppy-looking slob of a dude who eats and does drugs all the time in his videos. Okay, he's only fake snorting cocaine, but he doesn't do the eating thing half-assed. He really gets messy. Another thing you'll notice in the 157 episodes is that gals that he gets to fuck are insanely hot and his penis is very small. It's kind of joke in many of the good-quality scenes. The gals make fun of it, but they all end up sucking and fucking it. Updates have slowed recently (you'll get one new episode every five weeks), but there are almost 20 bonus sites to pass the time with. This network has a big interracial them running through many of its sites, so fans of that niche will want to stop by.

Freak Fuckers has some different bizarre porn videos for you to watch. If you wanted to staff a sexy circus with a gal whose vagina is on the back of her neck (or on her stomach), a dude with two penises and a chick with more than two boobs, then this is the place to be head hunting. Of course it's all fake, but the folks behind all the makeup work really do a bang-up job! Speaking of banging, all that takes place in 14 movies and it looks darn hot. The videos are high-def and they come with high-res photo sets that you can save in Zip files. The very sad thing is that this site has stopped updating. This kind of burns my biscuits since this site could have gone is so many directions! Two assholes, more than one mouth, no legs, no arms, more than two of each, the possibilities really were endless. In any case, there are 36 reality porn sites to keep you warm.

Its Real is one the same track as the last site, but they do in fact throw in some really big tits or an oversized clit for good measure. There are 18 good-quality movies to check out and also 21 photo galleries. Regardless of that weirdo thing that performer is sporting, you still see some good sucking and fucking, so don't worry on that point. You get access to 10 bonus sites (none are theme related), but you won't be getting any more freakish fucking as updating was discontinued long ago. If you happen to have three tits or two cocks though, you might want to contact them. Maybe they just ran out of bizarre porn performers.

Posted by April Scott at February 25, 2012 1:01 AM

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