I Go Ape for all Breast Shapes and Ages

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August 7, 2006

So Many Breasts So Little Time

The best part of chicks (and coincidentally actual chicken) has to be breasts. Just as I prefer vegetable grain fed poultry rather than birds plumped by chemicals, I tend to prefer women with natural boobs whether large or small. I suppose in a way you could call me zee hunter of zee breasts, yah, zee breasts hunter.

The bad German accent is for Freud who'd blame it on my not being the a breastfed baby but I hardly think of it as maladjustment. Nevertheless, I'll list a few examples of long remembered knockers so you can psychoanalyze me.

I had a female supervisor once that always wore T-shirts without a bra, one tit was slightly lopsided and the air conditioning was always on full blast. It seemed as if her perky little titties were winking at me, that wink kept my stress from crossing the brink since she was always yelling about something or other. Besides inappropriate thoughts about a boss' rack, I remember breasts as far back as I forget most other details.

When I was 18, I went on a cultural exchange to France. I remember the mother in the family with which I was staying, always made breakfast in a thong, no brassiere and a long thin white T-shirt. Unlike most French women, she wasn't very slim but her peaks were 'magnifique', oh, la, la! It was difficult not to lick them right through her top but I was a shy guy back then.

Maybe I just have a thing for older European babes since on my last vacation I went to an island resort where there was an older Italian woman who was always smoking cigarettes while talking on her cell phone. She'd sunbath in nothing but a strange thong that looked like a sumo wrestlers' mawashi. Her hooters weren't riding so high but they were full and her nipples were 'splendido.' One glance made me suck so hard on my Pina Colada.

Maybe I do have an oral fixation from lack of breast milk since besides smoking sucking on a Euro-MILF's jugs is a recurring thought in my life. At any rate, I say thanks for the mammaries girls!

Posted by Will Peters at August 7, 2006 10:48 AM

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The best part of chicks (and coincidentally actual chicken) has to be breasts. Just as I prefer vegetable grain fed poultry rather than birds plumped by chemicals, I tend to prefer women with natural boobs whether large or small. I suppose in a way you could call me zee hunter of zee breasts, yah, zee breasts hunter.

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