How To Have Anal Sex

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May 15, 2011

The other day, I was talking about My First Butt Sex experience with a friend. You see, like many men inexperienced in the art of booty banging, I thought what you see in anal porn was how you're supposed to do it. I bend her over, stick it in and slam that hole until I cum, right? Actually, not at all. The result was an elbow in the eye socket and a twisting of my nads by a very angry (and hot) woman. So to make sure this never happens to anyone else, I'm going to explain how to really have anal sex.

Step 1: Gear up. You're going to need condoms to keep yourselves protected. That goes for strapon users as well as those using cocks. You're also going to want apply lube to the bumhole. Lots of it. Spit and cum doesn't cut it here (and not everybody likes it in their cracks, anyway). You may also want to practice with butt plugs before sticking any real or plastic dicks in there. Use small ones. Suggesting a huge cone-shaped one got me elbowed in the other eye.

Step 2: Supply and demand is more than just economics. It's been my experience that partners are more willing to let you drive their Hershey highways if you let them do the same to you. This doesn't necessarily mean you need to stick something phallus-shaped up there. With my last girlfriend, Her First Anal Sex was preceded by letting her finger me. I treat this like mutual funds: a little sacrifice gets you lots of return. That return on your investment is a lot greater, though, whereas the only risk you take is unexpectedly enjoying yourself.

Step 3: The bottom gets to choose the position you do it in. This may come as a surprise, but a lot of men and women actually find doggy style to be a painful way to do it in the rear-admiral. So unless you're in some sort of D/s relationship, chances are you're either going to let the one taking it in the ass decide what way you'll be doing it, or you won't get to fuck at all. I strongly recommend spooning or reverse cowgirl.

Don't make the brown eye turn blue. You're trying to have anal sex, not play Anal Acrobats right away! The reason I go with reverse cowgirl is so that the person being penetrated can control how slowly I enter them. Meanwhile, the spooning position is a great way for them to relax all their muscles. Once they've gotten used to things, you can experiment with missionary and doggy style.

Posted by Adam Strong at May 15, 2011 8:30 AM

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