How To Give A Good HJ

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May 14, 2011

How To Give A Good HJ
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They say that a man on one side of the world sighing in sexual frustration can lead to hurricane winds appearing on the other side. To avoid these natural disasters, I have decided to make sure no man's sigh does so ever again. To do that, I'm going to teach all the ladies how to give a good HJ.

Step 1: Don't skimp on the lube. The secret to giving the best handjobs is how slick you can keep his dick. If Vaseline or KY aren't your thing, many dudes find it really hot to see you use your saliva. Whatever you decide, be sure to use a decent amount and reapply as much as needed throughout the stroke fest. Penis palming usually creates a lot of friction for the diction, which can chafe a dude's dong like a motherfucker. Applying copious amounts of lube will make sure that doesn't happen.

Step 2: To open the door to ecstasy, twist the knob and then push. I think in previous lives, all dicks were once tumblers in a bank vault because it feels very good whenever a babe twists and turns Her Sweet Hand all over the head. A good thrust simulates penetrating a babe's tight pussy, which makes it feel even better.

Step 3: Choke up on the bat. You can't give a good HJ without giving the shaft a lot of attention. If this is your first time treating your man to Tug Jobs, then slowly squeeze the shaft tighter and tighter in your hand as you jerk him off in order to figure out how much pressure he likes. In general, the more the better, but we don't exactly like sticking our dicks in vices, either. Alternate between rubbing the head and jerking the shaft.

Step 4: Use both hands to make things sexy instead of tiring. Remember what I said about twisting earlier? Well it's often a good idea to have one hand twisting clockwise and the other counterclockwise while jerking up and down. You can take care of the entire dick this way, as well as use different muscles to avoid arm fatigue. Someone who limply strokes a dick while grimacing through the muscle burn is someone who gives the saddest handjob in America.

That's pretty much all there is to it. You may also want to cup and tickle his balls from time to time (especially if he's standing while being stroked). Tits And Tugs always go well together, too, so be sure to smack and rub the head against your nipples now and then.

Posted by Adam Strong at May 14, 2011 1:01 AM

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