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June 8, 2011

My friend's not satisfied in the bedroom lately, so I asked if I could help out by writing an article on how to eat pussy for her lover to read. Hopefully, he won't be the only one learning something from this, because it seems that hardcore porn has created a few misconceptions about it.

Step 1: Make sure to give her a "she-rection" first. Guys can't fully enjoy a blowjob unless they're hard and the same is metaphorically true for women. To make sure she's really enjoying herself, you'll want blood flowing to her clit. So before diving in, rub and kiss her thighs and gently but firmly massage the area surrounding the clit. You can even tug on her pussy lips for added sensation.

Step 2: Tongue fencing looks hot, but feels not. Guys in porn tend to squish their ear against the babe's thigh and then use their tongue to flick the outside of the pussy lips and the tip of the hole. This is only for the camera angle's sake. It doesn't actually stimulate much for the woman in real life and some find the ear thing to be weird.

Step 3: Know when and how to use your hands. Fisting seems to be a Daring Sex craze in porn, but that's not the case for most women. What you actually want to be doing is rubbing her tits and thighs and gripping onto her hips at first, as this stimulates her other erogenous zones and makes her grind or flex certain muscles in response. Only once she sounds like she's really aching for more will you insert two fingers. Even then, your goal isn't to fuck her with them, but more to give her something to grip onto. Move them back and forth while licking and sucking her clit, but don't jab her with them.

Step 4: Remember your A, B, Cs! You want to switch things up yet still be focusing on her clit with your tongue. That sounds contradictory, but you can accomplish this by tracing the letters of the alphabet across it. Many argue that this isn't hot anymore since everybody does it, but the whole point is that you're licking the clit from different angles. So regardless of whether she's American or if you're going down on several Euro Angels, this will definitely get a gal off.

There's a lot more I'd like to teach you about how to eat pussy, but before I go into those details, I'll give you all a chance to start practicing. Remember, practice makes perfect and if you want her to reciprocate in the oral-sex department, you definitely want to be perfect. Another thing I want you to all consider is that this is not a prelude to sex. It's an act all its own, so take your time and enjoy yourselves!

Posted by Adam Strong at June 8, 2011 1:01 AM

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